Lucy didn't delay, as she posted the announcement almost immediately after she was done talking to Liam.
π’ OFFICIAL ANNOUNCEMENT!!!
"Hello, everyone. Nova Technologies introduces to you, Lucid Air.
This device provides you with a minimum internet speed of 1 TBps, meaning that the era of slow and laggy internet is gone.
With Lucid Air, we are removing every bottleneck that has limited digital progress for decades. No more buffering. No more congestion. No more distance-based speed loss. The internet will function at the speed it should have always been."
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What is Lucid Air?
Lucid Air is a next-generation home and personal connectivity device engineered to replace all existing forms of internet infrastructure.
It provides:
β’ Minimum guaranteed speed: 1 TBps
This is baseline performance. Not peak speed. Not "up to." 1TBps is the minimum.
β’ No upper limit
Lucid Air has no maximum bandwidth ceiling. Its performance adapts instantly to the user's needs, scaling infinitely as required.
β’ No data cap
Lucid Air offers true unlimited usage, with no throttling, no hidden restrictions and no prioritization. You can stream, download, upload, host, render, and operate heavy workloads 24/7 without performance drops or usage limits.
β’ Zero signal degradation
Distance does not affect speed or stability. A user can be a few feet or thousands of kilometers away and the connection remains identical. You can use the internet at the same speed, even when you're at the other end of the world and your Lucid Air is back at home.
β’ Global-range connectivity
Once activated, users remain connected anywhere on Earth without losing bandwidth. It doesn't matter if you're in a rural or any remote area, you can use the internet at the same speed.
β’ No electricity, wiring, or installation required
Lucid Air functions independently of all power sources and terrestrial infrastructure. Simply activate the device and connect.
β’ Automatic Lucid integration
Lucid Air syncs seamlessly with your Lucid device to manage settings, retrieve access credentials, and configure network preferences.
***
SUBSCRIPTION TIERS
1. Personal Plan β $19.9/month
Up to 10 simultaneous devices.
Minimum and capped speed, 1 TBps.
Full global coverage.
2. Household Plan β $39.9/month
Up to 30 simultaneous devices
Minimum speed of 1TBps, and up to 5 TBps
Full global coverage
***
Hardware
Lucid Air Unit Cost: $500
β’ No maintenance required
β’ No updates needed
β’ No setup or installation
β’ No electricity consumption
β’ No external equipment
***
Important Requirements
Lucid Air is available exclusively to:
β’ Existing Lucid users
β’ New users who successfully purchase Lucid during the next release
Lucid Air cannot be activated without a Lucid device.
***
Availability
Lucid Air will be available for pre-order during the next Lucid pre-order window.
All Lucid Air units will be delivered on the same day as the next Lucid batch.
Quantities for the initial release will be 1,000 units.
***
Closing Statement:
"At Nova Technologies, our mission is simple:
Remove all forms of limitations.
Lucid Air is the first step toward a global network built entirely on freedom, speed, and accessibility."
***
LucidNet, the exclusive platform for posting contents from Lucid, is currently the platform with the biggest engagement in the world at the moment.
And Nova Technologies' official account on the platform is the account with the biggest most followed on the platform, with 653M followers in just a month.
It's currently the account with the most explosive growth in the world and it keeps adding at least 10M followers everyday. Especially today that the second pre-order for the Lucid units that will delivered next week was held.
It's for this that immediately Lucy dropped the announcement, it got millions of interactions in just a second.
Likes and shares were already in the millions, and it was climbing with each second. The comments was the worst, as it's the most engaging part of the post.
In about a minute, under the post was flooding with comments. The announcement that Nova Technologies had just made caused a massive shockwave to ripple across the world and under the post is the epicentre of the shockwave.
"What the f*ck? Like what in the actual fuck?! What in the actual fuck is Nova Technologies doing???"
"Upstairs, are you asking because you don't know or you just want someone to answer the question?"
"It doesn't matter what he wants. What matters is that Nova Technologies is never going to give the world time to catch up with them. I haven't even gotten a Lucid and they are already releasing Lucid Air. How exactly I suppose to...? Sigh... I hate my life rn. Fuck this shit."
"Why are you guys not talking about the fact that the device will give us a minimum internet speed of 1TBps??? Do you guys understand what that fucking means??? 1TBps minimum with zero signal degradation no matter the distance from the device??? At this point, wtf is the internet?"
"Upstairs, I had the same reaction as you but I know that it's going to be worst for the affected companies, and the government. And honestly? I don't give a f*ck. I just want a Lucid and Lucid Air. That would make the next year a beautiful one for me."
"BRO. BRO. BRO. I HAVEN'T EVEN PROCESSED LUCID YET.
NOW YOU'RE TELLING ME MY WIFI IS GONNA BE FASTER THAN LIGHT ITSELF?!"
"1 TBPS MINIMUM??? MINIMUM???
SINCE WHEN DID EARTH SPEEDS COME WITH A MINIMUM???"
"My router is crying in the corner right now.
It heard the announcement and immediately disconnected itself out of shame."
"Telecom CEOs reading this right now:"
(insert image of the cooked dog meme)
"I HAVE A QUESTION.
WHO DID NOVA TECH SACRIFICE TO SUMMON THIS DEVICE??!"
"My guy upstairs talking about physics like physics didn't pack its bags and leave the planet the moment Lucid came out."
"Imagine paying $500 for a device that gives you literally INFINITE INTERNET SPEED.
Bro I pay more than that for Camcast to throttle my soul every night at 8PM πππ"
"The phrase MINIMUM 1TBps is giving me anxiety. Who's the target audience? GOD???"
"NASA scientists right now:"
π‘π¨βπ "We wasted our lives."
"I'd like to personally apologize to every tech YouTuber.
Their 'Best Routers of 2025' videos were invalidated INSTANTLY."
"Upstairs talking about NASA, meanwhile my grandma is gonna be watching K-dramas in 32k quality with zero buffering."
"BRO THEY SAID PLANETARY RANGE INTERNET???
You mean I can leave my house, go to Tokyo, and STILL be connected to my router???
MY ROUTER IS NOW A LONG-DISTANCE RELATIONSHIP."
"Chinese hackers trying to understand how this works:"π§ββοΈπ€¨ππ₯οΈβπ₯"
"Telecom companies right now are filing for emotional damages."
"Meanwhile, me: 'I don't need friends. I need Lucid Air.'"
"I'm convinced Nova Technologies is just speedrunning human civilization at this point."
"Me reading 'no electricity required' likeβ
β¦WHAT IS POWERING IT THEN??
VIBES? MAGIC? DARK ENERGY? MY STRESS?"
"Every government right now:
ποΈπποΈ 'β¦we're fucked.'"
"I swear Nova Tech is treating the entire planet like it's DLC content they can patch whenever they're bored."
"One TBps.
No degradation.
Global range.
No setup.
No power.
This isn't a router.
This is a cheat code."
"Just so we're clearβ
Lucid already replaced smartphones, VR, AR, tablets, laptops and consoles.
Now Lucid Air is replacing every ISP.
WHAT INDUSTRY IS NEXT?? WATER???"
"My internet bill is $120 a month and runs slower than my depression.
Nova Tech said $39.9 for speeds that violate the Geneva Convention."
"Daddy Doge somewhere punching a wall because Skylink just died."
"I know the governments are holding emergency meetings right now and honestly?
GOOD. THEY DESERVE STRESS FOR ONCE."
"My favorite part is how calm the announcement is. Like 'yes hello we would like to casually END ALL TELECOM INFRASTRUCTURE TODAY.'"
"Imagine pirates downloading a whole movie in 0.0000001 seconds. No more buffering. No more seeding. No more morals."
"Me: reading about 'infinite speed'
Also me: still can't get a Lucid because the whales click faster than me."
"Bro this is the first time in human history where rich people, corporations, governments AND normal citizens all equally suffer. This is peak equality."
"Telecom CEO: 'We can still compete.'
Nova Tech: minimum 1TBps
Telecom CEO: 'So anyway I started crying.'"
"Picture this:
You're in the mountains.
No signal.
No power.
No service.
But your Lucid Air is like:
'I GOT YOU FAM.'"
"Government: 'We must regulate this.'
Nova Technologies: does not respond
Government: 'β¦okay so we're scared.'"
"Lucid Air kinda sounds like...
'Sorry for the inconvenience of existing telecom systems, here's god-tier WiFi.'"
"Someone check on AT&T. I heard they flatlined."
"I'm telling you guysβ
Nova Technologies isn't competing.
They are doing a hostile takeover of the entire timeline."
"Next month's drop for Lucid is 3,000 units???
Brother that's NOTHING.
We need 3 million. My blood pressure cannot handle this scarcity arc."
"Lucid Air: replaces telecom
Lucid: replaces devices
Delivery drones: replace logistics
What's next? Nova Tech gonna drop a device that replaces governments???"
"The funniest part is the $19.9 monthly plan.
Bro that's cheaper than Spotifi."
"Nova Tech woke up and chose VIOLENCE against capitalism."
"If I don't get a Lucid Air during the next drop, I will simply walk into the ocean."
"My router heard about Lucid Air and started coughing like it's sick πππ"
"1 TBPS MINIMUM???
My laptop from 2016 is gonna explode trying to handle that πππ"
"Bro forgot humans need TIME to blink.
He dropping updates like I'm an NPC with infinite RAM."
"This is no longer internet.
This is the Speed Force."
β‘π§ββοΈ= your new ISP
"If Nova Tech releases one more product, I SWEAR scientists are gonna quit and become farmers."
"At this point Nova Technologies is not innovating. They're bullying the entire tech world."
"I feel like Nova Tech is playing a 4D chess game against the planet and we're the pawns with depression."
"Lucid Air giving you 1TBps for $19.9/month while my ISP charges me $80 for 20Mbps is actual TERRORISM."
"Me trying to understand where Lucid Air gets its power from:"
π§ β
ππ§ββοΈβ¨ maybe moon magic??
"'No electricity required'
SIR??
WHAT DO YOU MEAN SIR??
IS IT PHOTOSYNTHESIS???"
"Engineers reading this announcement like:"
π§ββοΈππ
(5 seconds later)
π§ββοΈπ€¨
(10 seconds later)
π§ββοΈπ closes laptop
"Imagine you're a telecom exec and you wake up to this announcement.
You just stretch, check your phoneβ¦ and see your entire career vanish π"
"Lucid Air: 'connect anywhere on Earth.'
Me: goes to the bottom of the ocean
Lucid Air: 'still here bestie.'"
"The way this company keeps breaking science is making me question the shape of the universe. Is the Earth actually round?"
"My ISP after reading the announcement:"
πββοΈπ¨π 'Resignation letter.'"
"Government: 'We must investigate.'
Lucid Air: 'I work on physics DLC you don't own.'"
"If the internet gets any faster, my brain will start buffering instead."
"At this point, I'm convinced Nova Technologies has the Avengers, NASA, and God working in their basement."
"My internet right now: 20Mbps
Lucid Air: 1,000,000 Mbps
Me: why even live"
"'Buy for $500'
The US telecom industry: 'He's mocking us. He HAS to be mocking us.'"
"Someone check on Skylink. I think it crashed into a wall."
"Lucid Air is so OP that governments might classify it as a weapon π"
"When my ISP hears I'm switching to Lucid Air:"
π: 'Waitβwaitβwait. Let me tell you something!'
"Every time Nova Tech releases something, another industry files for retirement."
"We thought Lucid was insane.
We thought delivery drones were insane.
Lucid Air just told both of them to hold its cosmic beer."
"This is not a product line. This is a chronological list of war crimes against the tech industry."
***
It wasn't the end, as the number of comments were skyrocketing in real-time. But the reaction to the announcement hasn't even started.
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