My All-Heavens Chat Group

Chapter 34: Devouring: Mad Lord of the Milky Way_1


DING. Mad Lord of the Milky Way has joined the chat group.

The sudden notification caused Hongmeng to pause for a moment; he hadn't expected someone else to join the chat group.

But this time, there was only one. Mad Lord of the Milky Way…

If it were just Lord of Milky Way or Madman, Hongmeng wouldn't be able to determine who it was.

But being called both the Lord of Milky Way and a madman, the only one with that nickname was Luo Feng from Swallowed Star.

Swallowed Star was also a world with a Cosmic View. It had countless life planets and thousands of species, with living beings totaling in the trillions—arguably the world with the most living beings among the group members so far. Moreover, the world's level was not low, and it was full of treasures.

It was a high-quality Divine Spirit Ranch.

However, the matter of the newcomer joining the group didn't require Hongmeng's attention. Once they entered the group, there was no leaving.

"My Lord..."

Red Flame and Lu Yi looked at him, confusion and unease in their eyes. Why did Hongmeng stop moving as soon as he encountered them? Did he not like them? Or was there something about them that displeased the Lord of Hongmeng?

"Today I'll teach you a new game!" Hongmeng said with a faint smile, picking up the two women and striding inside.

Practice is the sole criterion for testing truth. Especially when playing games. Practice makes perfect. Only by delving deeply and practicing frequently can one appreciate its true essence and mysteries.

「Inside the chat group.」

Huashan Sect Master: "A newbie has arrived, welcome, welcome, scatter the flowers!"

Tushan's Second Master: "Welcome, new member, to the great family of the Lord of Hongmeng."

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "Lord of Milky Way? Seems like a big shot. Gotta suck up to him.jpg."

Dominator of the World Association: "Maybe it's just a madman? Newcomers are just ordinary people for now; they don't even have first-order strength!"

Cloud Mist Sect Master: "Welcome, newcomer. If you have any questions, you can check the group files; they have everything!"

Lecherous Immortal from Toad Mountain: "Welcome, new member! I've toiled for three months on my latest masterpiece—Intimate Paradise. Want a copy to... get acquainted?"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "Toiled? You mean by spying in the bathhouse and getting beaten to a bloody pulp? Want to know more about 'Eastern Heat'?"

Demon Gate Yinhou: "I fear it's more like he saw someone else's blood after *they* got beaten!"

I Don't Want To Be Zhao Gao: "Empress Yin is driving the bus! Vroom, vroom, this is getting lewd! I want to get off; this isn't the bus to kindergarten!"

Demon Queen: "GAGA, the door's welded shut. No one is getting off.jpg."

Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "You guys will scare the newbie like this!"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "It's over! Even the pure and innocent Immortal Sister has been corrupted by you all! BOO HOO HOO!!"

Mad Lord of the Milky Way: "Who are you? Why do you appear in my mind? Has technology advanced so much that you can chat inside my mind?"

Mad Lord of the Milky Way: "That's not right! I didn't agree to let you invade my mind. This is illegal intrusion! And you're even pushing pornographic products—that's a crime!"

Mad Lord of the Milky Way: "I'm warning you, leave my mind immediately, or I'll call the police!"

Dominator of the World Association: "Go ahead and call!"

The Lord of Great Qin: "..."

Little Dragon Lady Who Hangs Silk and Sleeps: "I told you all, you'll scare the newbie like this!"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "See? Immortal Sister understood!"

Huashan Sect Master: "Shocking! Miss Long has actually become an Old Driver! Is it the distortion of human nature or the degradation of morals? Stay tuned for Multiverse Chat Group Number 10,000!!"

Mad Lord of the Milky Way: "Don't be so arrogant! So what if you have money and influence? I'll go and report you right now!"

Demon Gate Yinhou: "Little brother, you're too naive. Let me tell you, having money and influence *is* a big deal!"

The Descendant of the Great Yan Royal Family: "Empress Yin is only eighteen now, right? Is she older than the newcomer?"

Dominator of the World Association: "Empress Yin had My Lord reverse time and space, bringing her eighteen-year-old self to the present. However, she merged with the memories of the future Empress Yin, so her psychological age is now over sixty!"

Demon Gate Yinhou: "Hmph, I am forever eighteen!"

Demon Queen: "This Queen is forever eighteen!"

Tushan's Second Master: "An eighteen-year-old who's actually tens of thousands of years old!"

Demon Queen: "You little fox who's a few hundred years old!"

Dog Son of the Upper God: "Ladies, stop fighting. You're all forever eighteen, and I'm twenty-two!"

Mad Lord of the Milky Way: "Hmph, just you wait! I don't believe you can cover up the sky with one hand. Is there no law in this world anymore?!"

「In the world of Swallowed Star, at the Southern Shore Community on Earth.」

This was a low-rent housing community.

Inside a tiny bedroom on the thirty-second floor, Luo Feng, looking exhausted, had just lain down on his bed to rest when a bizarre chat interface popped up in his mind.

His first thought was that someone was playing a high-tech prank or trying to advertise something to him.

As expected.

The group was even promoting something called Intimate Paradise to him, which sounded like nothing proper. Especially when they mentioned peeking in bathhouses. These people definitely weren't upstanding individuals. They were likely engaged in some sort of illegal business.

He didn't want to cause trouble, believing it best to avoid unnecessary complications, so he didn't want to bother with these people. As long as they leave, that's enough, he thought.

In fact, he understood that whether these were pranks by rich and influential young masters or people involved in shady dealings, none were to be trifled with. He didn't want to provoke them either. But these people completely ignored him and continued to chat merrily in his mind. This was intolerable.

Moreover, with such unknown high-tech, who knew if it would damage his brain? His body absolutely could not sustain any problems. He still wanted to become a Martial Artist, to let his family live in a big house and lead a good life, and also to find a wife for his brother. Only by becoming a Martial Artist could he change everything.

Damn it!

Seeing that the chat group showed no signs of leaving, Luo Feng cursed softly and immediately called the police.

He detailed the situation he had encountered. The person on the other end asked him to go to the hospital for a thorough checkup and then report to the nearest endoscopy department branch.

Hearing about a checkup, Luo Feng's spirits sank. His family was already dirt poor. They didn't have spare money for hospital checkups. Going to the hospital was out of the question.

He went to the nearby endoscopy department branch to register his case. After several exhausting hours, they found nothing.

An officer at the endoscopy department branch, looking frustrated, said, "Alright, young man, you can go now. In the future, don't treat these figments of your imagination as real and report them to the police. You should know we are very busy!"

"But…" Luo Feng hesitated. He didn't believe the chat group was a figment of his imagination; there was definitely a human element involved.

"I think what you should be looking for now is not our endoscopy department branch, but a psychologist." The officer continued earnestly, "Besides, this kind of high-tech doesn't exist. Even if it did, why would anyone want to invade your mind? What would be their motive?"

Luo Feng opened his mouth but was at a loss for words. He was just a poor commoner—no money, no looks. It seemed there really was nothing about him worth coveting. They couldn't possibly be after him for being a robust twenty-one-year-old, could they? That stung!

But...

In the end, Luo Feng didn't argue and walked out of the endoscopy department branch with a heavy heart. He knew it was useless to stay there any longer. They couldn't find the cause anyway.

After the ordeal of several hours, Luo Feng, exhausted, lay on his large bed. The chat group interface still floated in his mind, its members chatting animatedly.

King Wukong the King of Demons: "After drifting aimlessly through Chaos for centuries, I have finally found my life's purpose! The days of spreading the teachings for My Lord are truly fulfilling and joyful!"

Demon Queen: "What good thing happened to you, Demon King, to make you so happy?"

King Wukong the King of Demons: "I'm in the Hidden God Division. I've successfully convinced Fu Xi to believe in My God! Peacock and Ah Lan have also agreed to be living sacrifices, to be offered to My Lord!"

Tushan's Second Master: "Congratulations, congratulations! I'm also preparing to go out and spread the teachings in other worlds!"

King Wukong the King of Demons: "Dancing with the Wind and Starry Tears from the Ming Clan had already agreed with me, and even Silence has agreed!"

King Wukong the King of Demons: "@Demon Queen, once I conquer God's Domain and capture the Angel Sage Sovereign, I'll have two more angels to offer as sacrifices to My Lord!"

Demon Queen: "This Queen has already sacrificed hundreds of thousands of angels, including two Angel Kings and one future Angel King!"

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Liang Bing posted a picture of Kasha, Hexi, Angel Yan, and five hundred thousand female angel warriors.

Her words were filled with pride. I sacrificed my sister, and I am proud, I am self-assured!

King Wukong the King of Demons: "The strength of an army lies in its quality, not its numbers. Image.jpg."

Sun Wukong, the King of Demons, posted a composite photo of the Angel Sage Sovereign and Silence. This was an image he had Photoshopped in his mind. The chat group could extract images from memory, so Photoshopping them was all too easy.

Luo Feng could do nothing about the chat group. He lay on the bed with his eyes closed, silently watching the members spamming messages.

Is this some kind of pyramid scheme? But isn't this organization a bit too large? Hundreds of thousands involved? Are they just boasting? Still, these angels are truly beautiful! Those long legs, that snow-white, delicate skin, those wonderfully alluring curves... Especially the two angel beauties posted by the King of Demons—they're so cool! They look exactly alike, and one is light-attribute, the other dark-attribute... Only Xu Xin could compare to them! Huh, wait a minute... I've never heard of angels on Earth. These angels look incredibly powerful, maybe even stronger than a War God!? How is that possible?

Luo Feng abruptly sat up from his bed, his face filled with astonishment.

Gathering his wits, he began to scroll through the chat history, wanting to find more information. He knew this chat group was definitely not a figment of his imagination. He couldn't possibly have imagined those angel beauties himself.

Group files, huh? I want to see who you really are and what you're planning to do.

With caution and curiosity, Luo Feng clicked on the group files.

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