A Dungeon Tycoon’s Guide to Undead Capitalism

A Dungeon Tycoon’s Guide to Undead Capitalism
SUMMARY
Welcome to NecroCorp – Where War is Always in Stock!
"Now with 15% off main battle tanks, because peace is bad for business."
Hello, traveler!
Looking for a bone-forged sword? A modular mana cannon? Perhaps... a discounted main battle tank for your next kingdom raid?
Oh wait, you're not a customer, you're a reader.
Right. This is probably where I give you my "tragic backstory." Fine.
I used to be human.
Then I died.
Now I'm a Lich with a factory in a dead dungeon, a skeleton workforce that doesn't need lunch breaks, salaries, and a magical system that rewards me for selling stuff. So, I did what any sane undead would do: I started an arms corporation.
Now I sell weapons to orcs, goblins, elves, humans, anyone with a grudge and a pile of magic stones. Need siege engines? Got 'em. Crossbows that reload themselves? Yup. Flamethrower golems? In development.
But here's the trick: you can’t sell weapons if there’s no war.
So when the world started calming down... well, I may have encouraged a few border skirmishes. For marketing purposes. Nothing personal. War drives demand, after all.
So, if you're here for drama, explosions, undead capitalism, and morally questionable business strategies wrapped in bone and steel, you’ve come to the right dungeon.
Just don’t ask about the warranty.
There isn’t one that lived to tell and ask about it. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Chapter list
- Chapter 51: Tailor's Demands
- Chapter 52: Inspection
- Chapter 53: Taste of Comfort
- Chapter 54: Fainting the Future
- Chapter 55: A New Sword
- Chapter 56: You're Picking The Wrong House Fool!
- Chapter 57: Bro Parried My Whole Personality
- Chapter 58: Cut Above the Rest
- Chapter 59: From Goat to Gourmet
- Chapter 60: Rotten Water
- Chapter 61: Boiled Alive
- Chapter 62: Liching for a Living: The Dungeon Grindset
- Chapter 63: Burning Wallet
- Chapter 64: Mana-facturing Consent
- Chapter 65: Pentademonica
- Chapter 66: Brothers In Arms
- Chapter 67: Bone to Be Wild: The Orc Republic Edition
- Chapter 68: Visions of Things That Shouldn’t Be
- Chapter 69: Another Meeting
- Chapter 70: Sulfuric Reunion
- Chapter 71: Honorbound Duty
- Chapter 72: When Life Gives You Sulfur Make Gunpowder
- Chapter 73: Sulfur: The Sweet Scent of Firearms
- Chapter 74: Sulfur Snickers and Smoking Barrels
- Chapter 75: Eight-Legged Freakout: How to Lose Your Nerves and Raise the Dead in One Easy Step
- Chapter 76: Web of Malfunctions
- Chapter 77: Loot! Loot! Loot! Loot!
- Chapter 78: The Bone-us Round
- Chapter 79: Knightly Performance Review
- Chapter 80: Head Toss.exe
- Chapter 81: Dark Souls but Make It Corporate
- Chapter 82: Church of Thanatos DLC: Pay-to-Win Souls Edition
- Chapter 83: Welcome to the Afterlife Department We’re Hiring Forever
- Chapter 84: Dark Mana MLM: Pray Now Pay Later
- Chapter 85: Ctrl + Alt + Del-iver Us From Evil
- Chapter 86: Inquisitors.exe Has Stopped Responding
- Chapter 87: Guarding the Necro Market Like It’s Black Friday
- Chapter 88: When WAAAGH! Meets Dakka
- Chapter 89: Knock Knock It’s a 60-Foot Death Roomba
- Chapter 90: The Beast vs. Kevin McSkeleton
- Chapter 91: Eye See What You Did There
- Chapter 92: Corpse King Be Like: Yeehaw Motherf*er
- Chapter 93: Dungeon Boss Pulled Up With Brainrot.exe
- Chapter 94: Bro Found a Linux Terminal in a Fantasy Dungeon
- Chapter 95: Knowledge Is Power Power Is Shared
- Chapter 96: Knights Rifles and Revenue Streams
- Chapter 97: Grenades Guns and Other Ways to Make Orcs Rethink Their Life Choices
- Chapter 98: How to Make Nitrocellulose (Step 1: Don’t)
- Chapter 1 — Feather Baba Yaga
- Chapter 100: Gryphon Kidnapping: The New Bipartisan Issue