A Dungeon Tycoon’s Guide to Undead Capitalism

A Dungeon Tycoon’s Guide to Undead Capitalism
SUMMARY
Welcome to NecroCorp – Where War is Always in Stock!
"Now with 15% off main battle tanks, because peace is bad for business."
Hello, traveler!
Looking for a bone-forged sword? A modular mana cannon? Perhaps... a discounted main battle tank for your next kingdom raid?
Oh wait, you're not a customer, you're a reader.
Right. This is probably where I give you my "tragic backstory." Fine.
I used to be human.
Then I died.
Now I'm a Lich with a factory in a dead dungeon, a skeleton workforce that doesn't need lunch breaks, salaries, and a magical system that rewards me for selling stuff. So, I did what any sane undead would do: I started an arms corporation.
Now I sell weapons to orcs, goblins, elves, humans, anyone with a grudge and a pile of magic stones. Need siege engines? Got 'em. Crossbows that reload themselves? Yup. Flamethrower golems? In development.
But here's the trick: you can’t sell weapons if there’s no war.
So when the world started calming down... well, I may have encouraged a few border skirmishes. For marketing purposes. Nothing personal. War drives demand, after all.
So, if you're here for drama, explosions, undead capitalism, and morally questionable business strategies wrapped in bone and steel, you’ve come to the right dungeon.
Just don’t ask about the warranty.
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Chapter list
- Chapter 101: Forget the Undead — Try Surviving Your Wife
- Chapter 102: Betrayal & Redemption
- Chapter 103: The Undead Don’t Need OSHA
- Chapter 104: Windows Update
- Chapter 105: Windows Defender Update
- Chapter 106: Security Settings Were Set to Genocide By Default
- Chapter 107: Dear Diary: I Hate My Coworkers (Also Humanity Is Screwed)
- Chapter 108: Repairing John Wick's Dog
- Chapter 109: Reload Ram Respect the Rod
- Chapter 110: Shaman's Boomstick
- Chapter 111: Shock and Awe
- Chapter 112: Resurrecting a Demon General on a Budget
- Chapter 113: Meanwhile in the Department of Dark Industry (Diddy)
- Chapter 114: Gojira
- Chapter 115: Ramping Up Production
- Chapter 116: Inside Job
- Chapter 117: Wallhack
- Chapter 118: The Elder Skrall IV: Oblivion Remastered
- Chapter 119: Upcoming Mini-Vegas
- Chapter 120: Someone Is Pissed
- Chapter 121: Transition and Invasion
- Chapter 122: One-Eyed Bandit
- Chapter 123: Doggo Eats Doggos
- Chapter 124: Eddie Rules
- Chapter 125: Eddie-Wow
- Chapter 126: Texas Reborn