Shu Lulu spoke while taking advantage of Chu Ge's flustered amusement, reaching her hand towards his firm abs, her eyes sparkling with admiration.
"Should I really kick you out?"
Before Shu Lulu could reach over, Chu Ge gently flicked her forehead with a smirk, blocking her hand as it approached him.
The jokes between Chu Ge and Shu Lulu might not have amounted to much, but in Mu Lingshan's eyes, it made her eye twitch uncontrollably, finding Chu Ge more and more disagreeable.
However, although she didn't want to admit it, she couldn't help conceding that the muscles on Chu Ge's upper body were simply perfect, making her steal several glances.
They weren't exaggeratedly bulging but the kind that looked quite pleasing and streamlined. Such muscles are hard to achieve in a gym and carry a more explosive strength compared to those exaggerated, rock-like muscles.
Bruce Lee's muscles weren't overly exaggerated, yet no one would doubt Bruce Lee's strength.
After glancing at Chu Ge a few times, Mu Lingshan felt even more that she should take Chu Ge seriously.
This person might be even more dangerous than she imagined! Ordinary people can't develop such muscles, and perhaps the reason he could kick open that door wasn't because it had quality issues, but because his strength was genuinely terrifying!
"Uncle, why are you like this? It's just a touch—aren't you a bit stingy?"
While Mu Lingshan was secretly musing, Shu Lulu rubbed her forehead, pouting with grievance.
"Touch what? Say that again, and I'll flick your forehead."
"Why so stingy, really."
"Do you really think this Lady Officer isn't here?" Chu Ge glanced at Mu Lingshan with amusement.
"Right, hehe, I'll touch again properly once she's gone." Shu Lulu immediately nodded, saying joyfully.
Chu Ge was speechless—he didn't mean it like that at all, okay?
Before Chu Ge could speak, Shu Lulu rested her hands on her hips, like a lady of the house, looking at Mu Lingshan, "I say, Officer sister, when are you leaving? Our Uncle and I still have serious business to do!"
Chu Ge was taken aback, Mu Lingshan's eye twitched hard again, her complexion worsening.
Seeing Mu Lingshan like this, Shu Lulu's face grew even more smug, "Hey? What's that look in your eyes? Do you want to touch too? Or do you also want to join me and Uncle in doing fun stuff? No worries, as the mistress, I don't mind."
Shu Lulu giggled, looking at Chu Ge again, "Uncle, what do you think? Am I a qualified mistress? Won't you praise me a little?"
Listening to Shu Lulu's increasingly unreliable talk, Chu Ge truly felt bringing her back was a mistake.
"Praise my ass, does your butt want a spanking too?"
"Come on, come on, Uncle, hit me then—I'd be happy to be spanked by you!"
Saying this, Shu Lulu hopped over to Chu Ge's side, showing a self-satisfied and provoking smile under Mu Lingshan's gaze.
Though knowing Shu Lulu was doing it on purpose to provoke Mu Lingshan and try to drive her away, Chu Ge still felt surrounded by thunder, with a forehead full of black lines.
"Alright, ease up a little, okay? I'll say it one last time—if you keep this up, I really might have to ask you to leave."
Seeing that Chu Ge wasn't joking, Shu Lulu finally chuckled awkwardly, scratched her head, straightened up, and sat cross-legged on the sofa.
"Officer lady, I don't have extra slippers at home, so if you want to come in, you'll have to go barefoot?"
With Shu Lulu finally quiet, Chu Ge turned to look at Mu Lingshan, who was still standing at the doorway, smiling as he spoke.
Addressed repeatedly as "Officer Lady" by Chu Ge, Mu Lingshan finally couldn't hold back, "Chu Ge, I sternly warn you, do not call me Officer Lady, please address me as Officer Mu, or call me by my name, Mu Lingshan!"
"Oh, alright, Officer Mu, suit yourself, I'm heading back to rest."
Saying this, Chu Ge went into the only bedroom, shut the door, and locked it with a click from inside.
Neither Shu Lulu nor Mu Lingshan expected Chu Ge to simply leave them outside. Both froze, then stared at each other with wide eyes.
Back in his bedroom, with his ears finally clear, Chu Ge lay on the bed, ignoring Shu Lulu's calls from outside to open the door. Instead, he casually turned on the TV, randomly choosing a drama to watch.
After watching for a bit, he found it boring and switched the channel, unexpectedly finding Zhou Zhigao's fair face on the TV screen.
"Gao, it's said that a few days ago, you were seen at Lidu City First People's Hospital, and someone claimed you attempted to force a relationship with a woman. Can you comment on this?"
An entertainment show's host asked, holding a microphone.
"Defamation! Someone with ulterior motives is deliberately fabricating rumors to defame me!" Zhou Zhigao's face was filled with righteous indignation, as if he had truly suffered a great injustice.
"Haha, Hao Zai, personally, I really like you and I hope to help you clear these rumors through our show. However, according to eyewitnesses, it was indeed you at the hospital at that time, and some of them have even provided us with photos of the situation."
The host said this, then turned around and pointed behind him, "Dear audience, please look at the big screen, and let's welcome several eyewitness guests who are participating in our program today."
As the screen behind the host lit up, a few people who were at the hospital at that time walked out from backstage. Zhou Zhigao's mouth visibly twitched, and his expression turned extremely unpleasant in an instant.
Seeing this scene on TV, Chu Ge couldn't help but laugh, thinking Zhou Zhigao brought this upon himself. If he hadn't insisted on going to the hospital to show off to him that day, he wouldn't be in this situation now.
As he continued watching, Chu Ge gradually noticed that Zhou Zhigao indeed had some brainless fans supporting him for no reason, but more of the audience visibly showed extreme skepticism towards his explanations.
After all, the photos that had just appeared on the big screen were of Zhou Zhigao himself. Even though the angles and lighting didn't make them particularly clear, upon close examination, it wasn't hard to see that the man in the photos and the present Zhou Zhigao had an extremely high resemblance.
The public's eyes are always sharp, and with those eyewitnesses vividly describing the event, Zhou Zhigao's outright denial became increasingly weak.
Having watched the show with relish, Chu Ge felt a bit empty in the stomach. He looked at the time and realized it was almost noon.
"I wonder if those two ancestors have left yet?"
Chu Ge muttered to himself, got out of bed, opened his bedroom door, and immediately showed a trace of helplessness on his face.
Shu Lulu was still there, pouting, sitting cross-legged on the couch with a face full of irritation, and Mu Lingshan was also still there, standing at the doorway, neither coming in nor going out.
"Uncle, you finally came out. I'm starving here. Just be nice and give me something to eat!"
As soon as she saw Chu Ge, Shu Lulu immediately jumped off the couch, rubbed her flat stomach, and spoke pitifully.
"If you're hungry, can't you go downstairs and buy something to eat yourself?"
"I'm staying here to guard against a certain inexplicable police officer bullying you, right? At least I can help keep an eye on her."
Chu Ge amusingly glanced at Shu Lulu, "Don't act like a savior; you're just afraid that if you leave, you won't be able to get back in, right?"
Shu Lulu chuckled, moved closer to Chu Ge, pulled his arm, and pouted, "Uncle, don't expose me so openly. I'm really hungry now. Can we talk about food first?"
"Alright, I'm hungry too. You wait here, I'll go buy some groceries."
"Uncle, you're going to cook for me?"
"Nonsense, why else would I buy groceries?"
"Oh, oh, oh! I'm so happy! Uncle, I love you to death! Can I go with you?"
Glancing at Mu Lingshan, who had been standing at the door for a long time, Chu Ge laughed, "Aren't you going to keep an eye on a certain inexplicable police officer for me? What if you're not here and my house gets robbed by someone?"
"Oh right, Uncle, you're so considerate. The person riding a white horse may not be a prince, it could also be a monk; someone with wings may not be an angel, it could be a birdman. So, someone wearing a police uniform may not be a police officer, it could also be a thief! I'll stay here to help you keep an eye on that certain someone!"
Chu Ge burst into laughter and walked towards the door, meeting Mu Lingshan's eyes that seemed to want to kill.
"Officer Mu, are you tired? Want to come in and sit for a while? If you're worried about the floor being cold, you can wear my slippers."
"No need! And call me Officer Mu!"
Through gritted teeth, Mu Lingshan squeezed out a few words, then turned her head away, avoiding looking at Chu Ge's face, which made her grind her teeth in hate.
Even though Mu Lingshan wanted to go out with Chu Ge and ask him a few more questions, considering Shu Lulu was still inside, she ultimately stayed put.
After all, Shu Lulu didn't look like a model student, and she also had a father in prison.
Even though Shu Lulu seemed very close to Chu Ge, as a police officer, Mu Lingshan couldn't completely rule out the possibility that Shu Lulu might steal from Chu Ge's home.
At the door, Chu Ge slipped on his sandals and leisurely opened the door to leave.
There was a vegetable market within the community, and in less than ten minutes, Chu Ge returned home carrying some vegetables, a bag of frozen chicken wings, a bottle of cola, a bottle of juice, a can of beer, and a bag of chips.
"Here, have a little something to fill your stomach first. Uncle's cooking will take a little while."
Entering the house, Chu Ge first tossed the bag of chips to Shu Lulu, then carried the groceries into the kitchen.
Happily accepting the chips, Shu Lulu tore open the package and took a bite with a face full of happiness.
Immediately after, Shu Lulu took another chip, with a somewhat provocative and smug look on her face, and gazed over at Mu Lingshan at the door.
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