Urban Immortal Cultivation Supreme

Chapter 385: The Anxious Ye Bing'er


There's a saying that goes, "extreme cleverness is stupidity." This phrase absolutely applies perfectly to Ouyang Feihuang.

Zhu Bufan put the big pot back on the stove, dumping a batch of black liquid into it, and continued to blast it with high heat!

Ouyang Feihuang wanted to scoff at Zhu Bufan's "nonsense" a bit more, but was forcefully dragged away by two bodyguards sent by Du Yujiao. The girl wasn't smart to begin with; if she spent a few more days with a nutjob like Zhu Bufan, she'd be completely ruined!

In the meantime, the servants from Ouyang Mansion wanted to clean up the "trash" in the yard but were sternly stopped by Zhu Bufan, claiming that maintaining the "fragrance of medicine" was crucial for the success of the Elixir, and asked the Ouyang family members to wait until after his Elixir was completed to clean up.

As if it was all real; in fact, this guy just wanted to gross out these nobles.

Half an hour later, Zhu Bufan finally extinguished the fire under the stove— the Elixir was ready!

The legendary Immortal Pill, said to cure all diseases and even grant eternal youth. Although everyone knew this was usually a scam by charlatans, the emergence of such an object still filled people with curiosity.

Even though the foul smell had made everyone retreat continuously in disgust, only Zhu Bufan, unbothered and composed as if nothing was wrong, stayed by the pot, overseeing the whole situation. Clearly, this wasn't his first time doing such a thing. Could it be that the Elixir was…

"Mom, I and Xiao Huang will go take a look, to see what kind of scam this Elixir really is!" Ouyang Feiyu already wore a water mask, ready to endure the toxic smell for a while.

"Yes, Mom, I think Zhu Bufan might not be a bad person, maybe he really can concoct an Immortal Pill to save my sister's life, we should go and see." Ouyang Feihuang followed suit, swayed by Zhu Bufan's previous "sweet talk" into thinking he was a great guy.

"Then I will go with you to check it out." Du Yujiao said uneasily, lightly spraying some perfume on her mask to make it more bearable.

"I'll go look too, to see how this guy pretends to be a miracle worker!" Ouyang Yucheng couldn't resist; several firms in his business were pharmaceutical companies, and he knew all about drug manufacture, never having heard of alchemy.

Everyone headed towards Zhu Bufan's big pot. Standing his ground, Zhu Bufan silently waited for the crowd to gather around the pot before raising his voice, "Ladies and gentlemen, watch closely—my poison-immune Hair and Marrow Cleansing Pill has arrived!" The next moment, Zhu Bufan dramatically opened the pot lid!

"Buzz!" A pungent stench surged out, and even those wearing masks like Ouyang Feiyu couldn't help but retch, hastily removing their masks and vomiting uncontrollably.

However, seasoned individuals like Ouyang Yucheng and Du Yujiao, despite their severe stomach churns, braved up to the front for a quick glance.

Damn it, at that moment Du Yujiao and Ouyang Yucheng completely labeled Zhu Bufan as a charlatan. What Elixir? The pot was filled with nothing but foul, stinking mud!

"Look at you, you damn scammer! What do you have to say now? Where is your Elixir, or are you saying it's this disgusting rotten mud?" Du Yujiao vehemently rebuked.

"Erm… this thing is indeed a bit ugly now, just wait for it to turn into an Elixir and it'll look way better!" Zhu Bufan said, ignoring the high temperature at the bottom of the pot, reached in to scoop up a large clump of Black Mud, and rolled it into a ping-pong sized black sphere in his hands. Pointing at the black sphere, he announced, "This is the Elixir! As soon as Feiyu swallows this pill, I guarantee an immediate cure!"

"You keep that trash for yourself, hmph! Xiao Huang, let's go!" Ouyang Feiyu didn't even spare Zhu Bufan a glance, throwing down harsh words before turning to leave.

"Sister, wait, wait, this medicine might be ugly, but maybe it really works, I think Zhu Bufan isn't a bad guy, we could give it a try!" Ouyang Feihuang chased after her, shouting as she ran.

Du Yujiao was about to retort when Zhu Bufan cut in, "Lady Du, no need to say anything, if you won't have this unparalleled medicine, I will!" Immediately, Zhu Bufan popped the black sphere into his mouth. Half a minute later, he had swallowed it completely and continued, "Well, Lady Du, Mr. Ouyang, what do you have to say now? You are too scared to verify for yourselves if it's real, and now that I have eaten it and haven't died, it proves the medicine is indeed non-toxic. Can I go now?"

"Not so fast, even if it's poison, it can't work that fast. Stay here for half an hour and let us see. If you're really unharmed, I'll let you go and you'll get every cent promised!" Du Yujiao wasn't fooled by Zhu Bufan's gimmicks; just a moment ago you were all arrogant, now why the rush to leave?

Could it be you're rushing to get your stomach pumped at the hospital?

Zhu Bufan secretly groaned inside, the elixir he created contained so many poisons and indeed had some toxicity, an unusual condition was bound to occur soon. Although it wasn't lethal, it was enough to embarrass him!

"Fine, if I'm not leaving, please Lady Du immediately have someone find a large tub filled with cold water, I need to bathe!"

"Bathing?" Du Yujiao was a bit puzzled.

"Yes, after taking this elixir, I must... Pfft…" Zhu Bufan couldn't finish his sentence, suddenly feeling a spasm in his chest, his mouth suddenly filled with a sweet taste, and a mouthful of fresh blood sprayed out right there!

"Ha ha," Du Yujiao laughed unstartled, scoffing derisively, "Kid, you finally can't control it, huh? You're so arrogant. Don't worry, you definitely won't die this time. An ambulance will arrive shortly, you will only die in prison, not in Ouyang Mansion..."

Zhu Bufan couldn't be bothered to argue with this woman, whooshed, and dashed out of the scene, sprinting towards the opposite kitchen which had the water he desperately needed!

"Stop him, don't let this kid escape!" Du Yujiao immediately ordered to intercept.

A large group of security guards swarmed to capture Zhu Bufan. Zhu Bufan fiercely slapped the closest security guard, pushing him back several steps and forcibly bursting through the dense crowd to create a large gap. He sprinted through this gap, reached the kitchen door, kicked it open, and darted inside.

"What a hooligan!" Suddenly, a series of shrill screams erupted from the kitchen, several women in white coats hurriedly escaping from inside, screaming continuously.

When Ouyang Yucheng, Du Yujiao, and others rushed to the kitchen, Zhu Bufan was stark naked, bathing himself in the kitchen. He continuously poured basin after basin of cold water over his head, turning the entire kitchen into a small pond.

Feeling someone coming from behind, Zhu Bufan didn't turn his head, and loudly said: "Lady Du, I'm fine now, no need for your ambulance, and I appreciate your kindness!"

Is he really fine? Indeed, half an hour later, Zhu Bufan, neatly dressed and looking proper, stood in front of Du Yujiao, looking nothing like a person who was severely injured or dying.

At that moment, Du Yujiao truly ran out of words to say. True, that medicine had intense "side effects," but it ultimately wasn't a lethal poison. Zhu Bufan didn't go to the hospital; instead, he took a cold shower and then was fine.

God knows what sick logic was contained in that medicine, but at least it proved that Zhu Bufan was not a murderer.

Du Yujiao and the others were silent, Zhu Bufan took the initiative to speak: "Lady Du, am I fine now?"

"Hmph, consider yourself lucky, kid. This time I'll let you off for once, but if you dare come here to deceive us again, I'll have Captain Zhou shoot you on sight!" Du Yujiao said angrily, her teeth itch, but she didn't eat her own words and handed Zhu Bufan a check for 200,000 yuan, ordering him to get lost immediately!

Zhu Bufan took the check from Du Yujiao and didn't rush off. Instead, he pointed to a large black pot not far away and said, "Lady Du, since you think my medicine is garbage, I'll take my garbage with me and not sicken you further here!"

Du Yujiao snorted coldly and turned to leave. Zhu Bufan was an unquestionable scoundrel; how could she, a noblewoman, bother arguing endlessly with such a loser?

As Du Yujiao left, walking quite a long way, the sleazy voice of Zhu Bufan again came from behind: "Lady Du, Ouyang Feiyu's body is already severely weakened, plus the matched marrow isn't perfectly compatible. According to my years of medical experience, the success rate of the operation is at most only 60%, you should really think it over more. My medicine may not be effective but it doesn't kill. If the operation fails, Miss Ouyang Feiyu is immediately in mortal danger!"

This statement made Du Yujiao pause while walking, her lovely body trembling slightly. She then recovered and continued walking nonchalantly.

Zhu Bufan then actually ran to the big pot, scooped out all the "Black Mud" from it, and right there rolled it into seven or eight black mud balls which he stuffed into a plastic bag, then carrying the plastic bag, humming a tune, he briskly strode out of the Ouyang Family mansion.

Ye Bing'er had not seen Zhu Bufan coming to the Zhou Family to find her for several days, and she was very anxious about him. She didn't know if she had caused Zhu Bufan great trouble, or if she had already caused...

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