Ultimate Master in Urban

Chapter 806 You two are the idiots! [Part 2]


Sagging breasts!

Belly fat!

Crow's feet, freckles!

Hearing these words, all the actors in the crew turned their gazes towards Xiao Qiang, causing her face to burn with painful humiliation!

"Damn soulless bastard! Damn it!"

At this moment, Xiao Qiang wished she could tear Ye Feng apart, but she was also extremely shocked.

Because every single word Ye Feng said was true!

She was already thirty years old, no longer possessing the beauty of her youth, especially since she had overused makeup in her younger years. Now her skin was loose, her breasts sagged, and she developed freckles and crow's feet!

But Xiao Qiang had always felt that she hid it well, wearing heavy makeup and loose clothing, making it hard for anyone to tell. And now, how on earth did this guy know!

"You... you're spouting nonsense!!!"

Although Xiao Qiang was extremely shocked, she dared not show it and fiercely scolded Ye Feng with a raised voice.

Upon hearing this, Ye Feng merely shrugged:

"Whether I'm spouting nonsense, you know it in your heart! If you think I'm wrong, you can take off your clothes, take off your bra, remove your makeup! Whatever you want!"

"You... you're shameless!!!" Xiao Qiang's face reddened with anger, but naturally, she wouldn't do as Ye Feng suggested. Instead, she glared at Ye Feng furiously and gave Qiao Yifu a look, hoping he would help her vent her anger!

Qiao Yifu got the hint, a sinister smile playing at the corners of his mouth, and then he said to the director:

"Director, no need to say more, just cut this guy and Xiao Qiang's scenes. Let me fight him instead!"

As he spoke, Qiao Yifu twisted his neck back and forth, issuing a series of crisp crackling sounds, his gaze towards Ye Feng filled with ferocity and ruthlessness!

Seeing Qiao Yifu speak up, the director could only reluctantly agree.

Soon, the scriptwriter revised the script and handed it to Ye Feng and Qiao Yifu to review!

The plot was simple: Ye Feng, playing an assassin, sneaks into the courtyard, then gets discovered by Qiao Yifu, leading to a fight between the two, with the inevitable result of Ye Feng being brutalized by his opponent!

After reviewing the script, the director immediately reminded Qiao Yifu:

"Yifu, you must be a bit gentle, absolutely don't cause any trouble!"

"Don't worry, director! I won't kill him!" Qiao Yifu grinned, his stark white teeth sending a chill through everyone around!

Not killing him, naturally, meant disabling him!

Everyone could grasp the intent behind Qiao Yifu's words, their looks towards Ye Feng filled with pity!

But Ye Feng seemed unconcerned; he went straight to the courtyard's outer wall, waiting for the director's call to scale the wall and enter!

The courtyard's wall was a full 4 meters high, and nearby, crew members had already prepared a crane and steel wire!

"Young man, you first get hooked up with the wire rig, and then we'll have the crane let you literally fly across the wall into the courtyard! But before that, you better practice a few times!"

The assistant director came over to Ye Feng and said, then passed the steel wire to Ye Feng!

Wire rigging, the act of suspending steel wire, mimicking flying across roofs and leaping over walls in movies, that's the effect of wire rigging!

But Ye Feng didn't take it, he casually shrugged:

"This wall isn't high, I don't need that!"

What?

Hearing this, the director and many actors were all stunned!

Not high? This freaking 4-meter wall, and you dared say it's not high?

Everyone looked at Ye Feng with a strange gaze. Such a high wall, even special forces needed external assistance to climb over, yet this guy...

Next to him, Qiao Yifu and Xiao Qiang snickered as soon as they heard Ye Feng's words, realizing that the guy must have something wrong with his head. Otherwise, why would he utter such a moronic statement!

This guy must really think he's Superman!

Everyone's eyebrows gradually furrowed, and the director, puzzled and doubtful, asked,

"Young man, are you sure you don't need a wire harness?"

"No need! Alright, cut the chatter, I'm in a hurry!" Ye Feng shook his head, becoming somewhat impatient!

Seeing this, the director came away snubbed and could only silently wave to the surrounding crew,

"Alright! Everyone to your positions! Camera ready, lights ready!"

Seeing that Qiao Yifu had already returned to the courtyard and all the photography lights inside and outside the courtyard were ready, the director immediately yelled:

"Action!!!"

As these words were spoken, all the crew members outside the courtyard looked at Ye Feng with a playful and mocking gaze, curious to see how this ignorant guy would manage to climb over this high wall!

And the assistant director was muttering to the stage manager:

"Watch this, this kid was so cocky earlier, wait until he can't get over the wall and definitely comes to me for a wire harness. Then, I'll absolutely have a good laugh at him!"

"Haha... To get over a 4-meter high wall, this kid is really foolish!"

The moment they finished speaking and turned to look at Ye Feng, they were suddenly startled!

"Huh? Where is he?" The assistant director was dumbfounded to find that Ye Feng seemed to have vanished into thin air, leaving no trace!

And aside from them, the assistant director also found that the director and other crew members looked as if they had turned into fools, mouths wide enough to fit a duck egg, all staring dumbfounded at the high wall!

Seeing this scene, the assistant director and the stage manager were completely baffled as they had not seen what had happened:

"Director, where's that kid? He bragged about being able to climb over, right? Let him show us one!"

"Yeah! Director, that kid didn't run away, did he? I told you that guy is stupid, how could he possibly climb over such a high wall!"

On hearing the words of the assistant director and the stage manager, the gazes of the rest of the people finally moved away from the top of the wall, and then they looked at the two with odd expressions, nearly erupting in laughter!

"You two are the fools, he's already climbed over!!!" the director said to them, huffing angrily.

What?

On hearing this, the assistant director and stage manager were dumbstruck, rushing to the camera to rewind the footage, and they immediately saw Ye Feng moving like a gust of wind, leaping up at the base of the wall. His body was as agile as a swallow, hands strongly grasping the top of the wall, and with a slight effort, he vaulted over!

Hiss!

Seeing this scene, the assistant director and stage manager gasped in shock, almost peeing themselves!

Ye Feng's method of wall climbing was like an NBA high jump!

It's known that the current world record for a high jump is only about 4 meters, accomplished by NBA players over 2 meters tall!

Ye Feng is at most 1.8 meters tall, which meant his jumping ability was absolutely far beyond those NBA superstars!

Thinking this, the assistant director and stage manager were almost terrified to death, and just then, a sharp and miserable scream suddenly burst forth from inside the courtyard, causing all the crew members' faces to turn pale!

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