The Strongest Face-Slapping King in the City

Chapter 1170: Do You Still Want To Live Like a Dog? (First Update)


At first, Zhang Fan was quite anxious, but now, he's not worried at all.

Eat when you have to eat, drink when you have to drink!

Hotpot, of course, is the favorite.

Come on, they gave 200,000 yuan; gotta make it worth their while.

"Boss, are you okay?" Li Yu and his group came to Zhang Fan's side, their eyes full of worry.

"In your condition, can you really eat and drink like that?" Gu Er and his group also asked with concern.

"Oh, a man cannot say he's not okay. Life is about eating and drinking. Haven't eaten in over eighty days, consider my feelings!"

Especially when talking about eating, Zhang Fan would feel a surge of hunger in his belly.

He could feel like he could eat a whole cow now!

However, at this moment, Gao Yuan walked over with a gloomy face.

"Everyone shut up, eating hotpot—do you want to keep your life?"

After yelling, Gao Yuan pointed at Li Yu's group and said, "You guys get him back onto the bed; first day waking up, you want to turn the world upside down?"

Upon hearing this, Zhang Fan's face suddenly looked amused and helpless.

The crowd around burst into laughter.

Want to keep your life?

Goodness, Old Master Gao is too cute.

"Yeah, want to keep your life, Wang Zheng, come over and lend a hand," Li Yu laughed.

Then the next moment, Li Yu and Wang Zheng both held Zhang Fan down onto the bed.

"Hey hey hey, you guys can't be so cruel, I'm hungry, I need to eat, this is abuse." Zhang Fan shouted.

"Shut up!" Gao Yuan shouted coldly, and then said, "These days, you can only eat medicinal meals! Don't even think about other food."

As Gao Yuan spoke, he also told Gu Er and the others, "Keep an eye on him, if he dares to get off the bed, break his legs."

"Yes, Master Gao!" Gu Er and his group laughed heartily.

"Grandpa Gao, this is abuse!" Zhang Fan protested loudly.

For crying out loud, haven't eaten hotpot in forever, just thinking about it makes me drool.

That spicy and flavorful aroma, ah ah ah! Can't do this.

Soon, Gao Yuan also instructed someone to go out and buy ingredients. Meanwhile, he went to the pharmacy to fiddle with the herbs.

Five hours later, just when Zhang Fan was shouting about rebelling, a large pot was carried over by Li Yu and his group.

"Wow, is it hotpot?" Zhang Fan asked.

"Wishful thinking, it's tonic soup!" Xue Xueqi laughed.

"Tonic soup, can't eat that!" Zhang Fan said with a sullen face.

"Boss, stop acting up, we tried it, the taste is actually quite good, though slightly medicinal, but not bitter at all," Li Yu laughed.

"Alright, make do, make do!" Zhang Fan slowly climbed out from the bed, wobbled over to the pot, and instantly drooled all over.

"Tsk tsk tsk, smells pretty good!"

With that, Zhang Fan began to feast heartily.

Knowing Zhang Fan's big appetite, Li Yu and the group stayed by his side, ready to switch pots.

Two hours later, after Zhang Fan had eaten ten pots, Li Yu and the group left with a sigh.

"Is Boss a reincarnated starving ghost or something, how come his appetite is getting more terrifying?" Ouyang Xue murmured.

"I think Boss could join some eating contest, he'd definitely dominate!" Jiang Yixuan laughed.

And Su Xiaosu was looking at Zhang Fan like he was a monster, his eyes full of terror.

Holy shit, one person can eat ten pots?

Dang, even ten people couldn't finish one pot, right?

This guy's stomach can hold so much?

Meanwhile, Zhang Fan was lying on the bed, taking advantage of Su Xiaosu's distraction, took out his phone from the warehouse, and suddenly saw countless text messages.

"Fan, where are you, I'm so scared, the professor said you're injured, respond to me, will you?"

"Fan, I saw Aunt Three, she's so beautiful!"

"Fan, why aren't you back yet, it's New Year."

"Fan, did you go on a mission again?"

"A month has passed, why haven't you contacted me!"

"You brat, your wings are tough now, not coming home for the New Year? I'm going to be beaten to death by your mom, hurry back!"

"Xiao Fan, Happy New Year!"

"Xiao Fan, your Uncle Ye and I miss you so much, when will you be back?"

"Fan, Happy New Year!"

Messages from Ye Xuan, parents, Uncle Two and Aunt Two, Zhang Xiaoyuan, Weng Shuang, and some slap-in-the-face team siblings from He Yang!

And of course, there's Li Liang's!

"Sir, Sir, are you ever coming back to class, everyone's panicking at school, remember your previous bet on top scores in fifteen subjects? You blasted the exams but didn't even show up?

Holy crap, I called for a month, your phone was off, I can't handle you!"

"Sir, the new semester started, did you die or something, reply!"

Originally, Zhang Fan's mood was somewhat complicated, but Li Liang's message got him laughing.

Then Zhang Fan suddenly realized.

Damn, fifteen top scores, huh!

Shit shit shit! How did I forget about that?

Immediately, Zhang Fan shouted towards Su Xiaosu: "Xiaosu, get me all the sophomore year subjects ASAP."

Su Xiaosu's eyes widened hearing this.

He ran to Zhang Fan, utterly confused: "Bro, what are you up to?"

"I'm a sophomore, what do you think, hurry up and prepare for me! I need to show off!" Zhang Fan yelled.

Hearing this, Su Xiaosu's eyes almost popped out.

"Brother, Big Bro, you're already half-disabled, and you still want to study? Want to show off? Can't you settle down?" Su Xiaosu said helplessly.

"Life doesn't stop, neither does showing off, you're still young, you don't understand! Hurry up!" Zhang Fan waved his hand.

Hearing this, Su Xiaosu got upset.

Goddamn, I'm over thirty, okay? How old are you to dare say I'm young?

But Su Xiaosu immediately ran out!

"Where the hell am I supposed to find these courses for you!" Then, Su Xiaosu dialed Wei Guo's number.

"Hey, Wei Guo, Zhang Fan needs all the sophomore courses, help me find them and deliver them."

Lying on the bed, Zhang Fan rolled his eyes.

"Xiaosu, could you be any lazier."

After shouting, Zhang Fan also called his mom.

Thinking of his disappearance for over 80 days, his mom must be worried sick.

Zhang Fan bit his teeth, sat up, leaned against the bed, and waited for the call to connect.

Meanwhile, in the courtyard, Bai Xi, whose eyes were full of worry, suddenly stood up.

"Old Zhang, Xiao Fan's calling."

Immediately, Zhang Dongyang, Zhang Yuanlin, Xiao Qi, Zhang Xiaoyuan, who were cooking, tossed aside their things and ran out.

"Xiao Fan's calling?"

"Fan's calling?"

"Put it on speaker, quickly!" Zhang Dongyang shouted.

He knew Zhang Fan's identity, and he knew what it meant for Zhang Fan to be out of contact for so long.

A member of the Dragon Group, their missions are extremely dangerous.

No contact for nearly three months, it's either injury or death.

During this time, he could say he's been sleepless.

But he could only wait!

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