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Chapter 577: Why Aren't There Any Fangs?


Under the bright shadowless lamp, Iwazaki Hideyoshi was fully secured to an ergonomic chair, even his mouth was stuffed with something like a gag.

Was it to prevent him from biting his tongue to commit suicide?

Iwazaki Hideyoshi thought it was entirely unnecessary; he admitted he didn't have the courage for that kind of "self-injurious resistance".

With the completely white decor around him, the pungent smell of disinfectant in his nose, and his current state…

This all-too-familiar scene couldn't help but make him think of various famous kidney-extraction scenes.

This made him even more desperate…

Accompanied by an overwhelming sense of anger.

Are you kidding me! Me, the legitimate heir of the Iwazaki family, even a single hair from my leg is more valuable than any organ or part in my body, and you guys can't see that?

It's like dismantling a limited edition Ferrari to sell as scrap metal…

Do you seriously look down on the value of the Iwazaki family's heir?

Could it be that I have some kind of rare blood type? But even so, it shouldn't warrant binding me to an operating table without even asking questions, right?

At least have the decency to name a price!

"Tap tap tap~" The faint footsteps tightened Iwazaki Hideyoshi's heart.

Since his head was fixed, he could only turn his eyes with difficulty…

And then… he saw a little girl slowly walking over.

"Mu?" Iwazaki Hideyoshi was full of question marks.

Shouldn't a group of savage surgeons in full surgical gear be coming in?

What's with the appearance of a little girl?

The little girl seemed only six or seven years old, quite cute, but bound in a white straitjacket…

Huh? Straitjacket?

Whoa~ Are these guys really so ruthless? Not even sparing a child?!

He initially thought that the little girl looked like another pitiful test subject like himself on the operating table, but soon realized that wasn't the case.

There wasn't any fear or panic on her face; instead, she walked toward him with a composed demeanor.

In an occasion like this, having such a mysterious little girl appear suddenly, looking down at him with a blank expression, felt unspeakably eerie.

"Mmm mmm~" He struggled, wanting to ask the girl something, but could only make mmm sounds.

[You may begin.] Mr. Hu's voice came from the loudspeaker.

The little girl glanced in the direction of the monitor and pouted.

"Turning someone into a Clan is really taxing, not to mention the target is such a feeble ordinary human.

If the big sis hadn't told me to cooperate with you, I wouldn't agree to such excessive requests…"

Mr. Hu: [Is… is that so? Well, I really appreciate your effort…]

Iwazaki Hideyoshi couldn't grasp the deeper meaning of their conversation, but it didn't stop him from recognizing one reality.

This girl was with them, and she was some kind of "special tool" for whatever they intended to do.

Clan?

This term, filled with an air of fantasy, had an ominous undertone.

Hey, hey! Could she be some Vampire Ancestor wanting to make me her first embrace?

Adding the severely over-the-top security measures and bioprotection level of this mysterious facility.

And the girl's indifferent tone when referring to "ordinary humans," along with the straitjacket clearly meant to restrain high-risk creatures…

Compiling all these known conditions.

Within a short moment, Iwazaki Hideyoshi had already concocted a fantasy-like drama in his mind starring this mysterious, superior little girl…

Tension, fear, unbelievability…

In the end, he felt, surprisingly, a hint of anticipation.

That's right, even things like the "Book of Prophecy" exist, so extra "fantastic creatures" in this bizarre world wouldn't be surprising, right?

A little girl and Vampire Ancestor, wouldn't that be a classic pairing?

Don't be fooled by her young appearance; she might have already lived for hundreds of years!

Though it's curious why such a fantasy creature is captured here instead of appearing in a Western castle, Iwazaki Hideyoshi considered it a minor detail…

In comic books, the Vampire Ancestor is a Fusang person too!

No wonder anyone would think about dismantling a limited edition Ferrari to sell as scrap in such an odd way.

Turns out it's not about scrapping me, but upgrading and transforming me?

...

Xiao Yu, seeing that Mr. Hu had gone silent, lowered her head again to look at her "Preparatory Clan".

"Hmm? Strange, why isn't he making any noise?"

Xiao Yu stared curiously at the suddenly silent Iwazaki Hideyoshi.

He was just mmm-ing non-stop a moment ago, wasn't he?

Of course, she didn't know that in such a short time, this man had completely reshaped his worldview…

"Hmm! Although physically weak, his courage is much stronger than those humans who only know how to scream. Well, since it's the big sis's order…"

She muttered a few words before slowly leaning down and opened her pink little mouth…

Iwazaki Hideyoshi's eyes lit up instantly, clenching his fists as it was happening!

Indeed!

So, she was going to bite me?

Look at this classic legendary scene, this deja vu and ceremonial first embrace action!

As the little girl drew closer, Iwazaki Hideyoshi's eyes widened as he stared at her ever-nearing little mouth, filled with excitement and anticipation.

Though becoming non-human might mean only being active at night, but the idea of immortality, well, it's not unacceptable, right?

Besides, the one giving him his first embrace is such a cute little girl...

Scenes from various romance mangas unfold, and under the influence of a Fusang teenager's fanciful mind, his resistance crumbles quickly...

But...

Why are there no fangs?

Hey, hey, hey! You're not thinking of using those little canine teeth to bite me, are you?

That's way too blunt!

Isn't it going to hurt?

The puzzled Iwazaki Hideyoshi didn't stay puzzled for long. In the next moment, his face turned white with disappointment!

Because, out of the girl's small cherry-like mouth, unexpectedly and without warning, emerged two tentacle-like dark red objects, covered with wriggling bifurcated tufts, extending from the sides of her little mouth.

Then, like two small hands, they tried to pull the "body" out of the little girl's mouth and nose...

Iwazaki Hideyoshi: "..."

Looking at the palm-sized, slimy, strange and unknown creature floating with numerous thread-like things, his whole body shivered violently, eyes wide open in shock...

No, no, this doesn't fit the picture at all!

This is not some fantasy creature; it's clearly a horrifying alien!

The bright shadowless lamp on the ceiling shone intensely, the strange creature above did not cast its shadow on Iwazaki Hideyoshi's face.

But this shocking scene was enough to expand the psychological shadow of any ordinary human indefinitely...

No... Don't...

Don't come over here~~

In the terrified gaze of Iwazaki Hideyoshi's wide-open eyes, the mass of unknown biology seemed to have self-awareness, wriggling closer to him, and then it thrust a tentacle into his forcibly opened mouth...

Soon, a tentacle as thick as a finger split from the main body of the strange creature, like a gecko shedding its tail, and completely burrowed into his oral cavity.

Iwazaki Hideyoshi only felt something slimy in his mouth, a chill running from the soles of his feet straight to his head...

He finally understood why he was muzzled.

If he could choose again, he would choose to bite his tongue and end it all...

...

Ten minutes later.

"Ugh~ugh~"

The newly freed Iwazaki Hideyoshi forcefully poked at the back of his throat, but even though he nearly retched up his gallbladder, there was no trace of that thing that went into his mouth.

The good news was, none of his body parts were missing.

The bad news was, there were some extra parts on his body...

[Don't bother, the progeny I split isn't drilling down, it's drilling up. If you manage to scoop your cerebrospinal fluid out through your mouth, it might help a bit.]

A teasing child-like voice echoed in Iwazaki Hideyoshi's mind, causing his entire body to stiffen.

He glanced at the little girl, unable to resist retreating to the corner, his body trembling with fear...

"What... what have you done to me?"

[Nothing much, just made you, a lowly being, into a Clan of the great Divine Race, and as my first Clan under my command, I bestow upon you the glory of dedicating your life to the Big Sister.]

Xiao Yu didn't open her mouth to speak.

But at this moment, Iwazaki Hideyoshi finally realized, the sound was directly transmitted to his mind through some means.

Or rather... the thing that had just crawled into his mouth!

"What... what kind of ghostly thing are you?"

Thinking of the thing that had just crawled out of the other's mouth, Iwazaki Hideyoshi was filled with terror.

Ghostly thing?

Xiao Yu's face darkened.

[How rude, it seems I need to teach you how to respect your master first...]

Before Iwazaki Hideyoshi could understand what the words meant.

"Ah!!" A scream of anguish.

Iwazaki Hideyoshi suddenly clutched his head, rolling on the ground in madness, his screams growing increasingly appalling...

"Ah~ don't! What have you done... Ah! Stop... no... ah~ I was wrong! I was really wrong! Spare me~ ah~ stop it... ah~ I beg you..."

In excruciating agony, Iwazaki Hideyoshi rolled on the ground, clutching his head, then began frantically scratching his arms and body, as if something was gnawing at his flesh.

"Ah~ please stop... I was wrong... I'll do whatever you want... ah~ stop..."

The horrifying screams only lasted for half a minute, but when they stopped, the previously well-dressed Iwazaki Hideyoshi was already half-dead.

He was gasping for breath, his whole body drenched in sweat, veins bulging on his forehead, bloodshot eyes in a crazed state, even his arms were scratched with deep bloody marks by his own nails.

"Spare... spare me..." He weakly looked at Xiao Yu, his eyes filled with pleading.

That delicate, adorable face now seemed to him like a demon crawling out of Hell.

The pain that had just struck his bones and soul, almost felt like tens of thousands of ants crawling over his body, left him wishing he could tear off all his flesh.

What was even more terrifying was that he seemed to have lost the right to faint under such inhumane torment, his consciousness frighteningly clear, as if his sense of pain was magnified countless times.

The brief half-minute felt like half a century in his perception...

He swore, even the world's harshest punishments combined were not as terrifying as the pain he just experienced.

If he could, even death would be preferable to going through it again.

"Spare you? Then what should you call me now?"

Xiao Yu showed her signature small canine teeth, glinting with cold light, still somewhat cute.

But to Iwazaki Hideyoshi, they were a thousand times more terrifying than a vampire's fangs.

"Mas... Master..."

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