Binary Soul

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Binary Soul
SUMMARY
So let's say there's this girl. A young girl who happens to be a highly-trained, psionically-gifted, nanite-infused, genetically-enhanced and emotionally unstable assassin that doesn't know the concept of 'mercy' or 'holding back.'
Let's say she and her imaginary friend miraculously pass through the borders of reality into an alternate universe, crash landing into a world of swords and magic aboard a starship full of high-tech wonders.
Now, let's also say the first person this borderline psychopath meets happens to be her doppelganger - a highly gifted mage who happens to have a few problems of her own, like a bad temper or a bad habit of chronic self-delusion.
With me so far? Good.
Now, what's the on the agenda for these two different people who happen to be the same person? Settle down, start a family and thoroughly enjoy life. Maybe get married and have some kids. How about befriending a violent alcoholic or defeating an ancient evil being? Perhaps kill a few dragons and wreck a city along the way.
Anything can happen around the city of Runetap, after all. It's a place where bizarre and strange things occur on an almost weekly basis. The people living there have long abandoned silly things like common sense or minding the details. A giant flaming UFO streaks above the city in broad daylight? That's just another Tuesday. The City Guard even had the form for that, so believe me when I say this.
It's your loss if you mind it.
This is the light-hearted and fluffy tale of Ellie and Kira as they forge their own path of absurdity and crazyness across a world that often makes little sense. Loosely inspired by the Discworld series of books by Terry Pratchett, even though the author hasn't actually read any of them.
Contains yuri, mature themes and the author's personal views on several subjects. Explicit content is kept to a minimum.
Does NOT contain slavery, rape, drugs or any other similarly heavy themes. You can also read this novel here: Read free novels online
Six latest chapters
- Chapter 134 - Everyone has layers. Just like ogres. Or was that onions? Does everyone have onions?
- Chapter 133 - There's a limit to learning through doing
- Chapter 132 - It's the duty of all living things to eat sleep and poop. Not necessarily in that order.
- Chapter 131 - The so-called miracle of life can be a surprisingly disgusting process
- Chapter 130 - Those in charge should take care to properly educate their subordinates
- Chapter 129 - People who say the ends justify the means are either unable or unwilling to find better means
Chapter list
- Chapter 0 - Prologues without titles are a sign the author is lazy
- Chapter 1 - The weather forecast often feels more like a wish than a prediction
- Chapter 2 - It's strange that "Calm Down" and "Don't Panic" seem to have the opposite effect when said in times of emergency
- Chapter 3 - Even adults throw tantrums when nobody's looking
- Chapter 4 - Life is unpredictable but that's what keeps it interesting
- Chapter 5 - They say you'll die if you meet your double but that should only happen if you're a bad person to begin with
- Chapter 6 - Imaginary friends are great but introducing them to people is awkward
- Chapter 7 - People who only focus on their livelihood are impossible to live with
- Chapter 8 - A bad craftsman blames his tools which is troublesome for the good craftsman with legitimately bad tools
- Chapter 9 - A change in someone's mood can almost always be associated with a change in their diet
- Chapter 10 - The difference between work and play is all in the mind
- Chapter 11 - Meeting colleagues outside of work is somehow more stressful than it needs to be
- Chapter 12 - The ordinary days that we live in may in fact be a series of miracles
- Chapter 13 - A rock landing in a small pond is bound to make a lot of waves
- Chapter 14 - Breaking the ice is important in a new relationship just make sure you do it carefully
- Chapter 15 - Emergency units can always react fast because they do drills endlessly
- Chapter 16 - Anyone would be angry if you keep insulting their favorite thing
- Side Story - Codes are a useful tool for efficiently exchanging information
- Chapter 17 - Treat clerks with patience and respect
- Chapter 18 - Being able to turn something off and back on again is a vital part of modern life
- Chapter 19 - Parents need to realize that making their child visit them is selfish
- Chapter 20 - Culture shock isn't a big deal now but it used to be life threatening
- Chapter 21 - Most nightly activities are illegal once there is no consent
- Chapter 22 - Remember to lock your doors and close your windows at night
- Chapter 23 - Don't break anybody's heart they have only one. Break their bones they have 206.
- Side Story - Imaginary friends exist because they are needed
- Chapter 24 - Nicknames from your childhood tend to stick with you forever
- Chapter 25 - They say power corrupts but surely it doesn't happen overnight
- Chapter 26 - It's okay to enjoy your fetish as long as nobody gets hurt
- Chapter 27 - Teamwork is an essential part of life
- Chapter 28 - Standing meetings are way more efficient than sitting ones
- Chapter 29 - Chapters without a title are also signs that the author is lazy
- Chapter 30 - Any parent would be happy when their child is praised
- Chapter 31 - There's a fine line between genius and insanity
- Chapter 32 - The difference between a genuine product and a knock-off
- Chapter 33 - Always read the fine print even if you can't understand it
- Chapter 34 - Persistence is important when training a pet
- Chapter 35- Mad scientists are born when regular scientists break their moral compass
- Chapter 36 - Itches are meant to be scratched. Ignore them at your own peril.
- Chapter 37 - Good things come to those who wait but they still need to reach out and grasp them
- Chapter 38 - Holding it in too long can cause medical problems
- Chapter 39 - Courage is not the absence of fear but the drive to push past it
- Chapter 40 - Surgeries are tough on everyone involved especially the surgeon
- Side Story - Chemically speaking alcohol IS a solution
- Chapter 41 - Always check the weather forecast when planning important events
- Chapter 42 - A serious housewife is an enemy worthy of Rank B
- Chapter 43 - A good toy will inspire wonder regardless of a person’s age
- Chapter 44 - People tend to put a lot more effort into their hobbies than their jobs
- Chapter 45 - Be mindful of others when being affectionate in public
- Chapter 46 - Curiosity did not in fact kill the cat. Carelessness did.