My Bottle Cosmos

Chapter 223 Li Qing: I Can't Laugh Anymore


"Laugh to death... it turns out he reached the top."

Li Qing couldn't help but chuckle in the living room while drinking water. "That kid, he really managed to fool those two guys."

There were no outsiders here, yet Li Qing laughed until his stomach hurt, showing no concern for his image.

This little guy, back in the day, made a casual move and unexpectedly turned it into such an absurd race.

"I knew my eye for talent was never wrong. Every time I choose someone from an era, it's always the most disruptive one."

The other person knew how to seize opportunities.

Everyone wants to become great in the late-period, with limitless potential, but if you develop too slowly, I'll just kill you right away!

A genius who hasn't grown up isn't truly strong after all.

"This is so interesting."

Li Qing pondered for a moment, "It's a good beating, suppressing them a bit to prevent arrogance, this development suits my intentions, and bringing forth a batch of low-level True Gods to quench thirst is also normal."

These people are ambitious, always striving for power and instant success.

How late should that be?

How long should be the civilization's vacuum period?

If you guys want to extend to the late-period, step aside and let others come; don't just occupy the spot and do nothing!

Moreover, this is a branch derived from the Martial Path!

When the Martial Path produces True Gods, "Witchcraft Path" will inevitably return to the framework of the Martial Path and enrich its foundation.

Strictly speaking, the Martial Path is a Martial Arts Era, while the Witchcraft Path Era is one of its branches.

It not only enriches the Martial Path but also doesn't overshadow it.

Otherwise, Li Qing wouldn't secretly push for someone to make a fuss.

"Let's go down and take a walk."

Li Qing's form suddenly twisted.

He possessed the map of this race, naturally soon becoming part of this group, transforming into a Headless Knight, and arrived on the street with his head in his hands.

"A perspective from four-foot-seven."

His head at his waist felt very novel.

Arriving at the current Martial Path continent, only half a day had passed outside, while inside, over sixty years had gone by.

Changes happening day by day.

Although there are still remnants of the Martial Arts Era, more on the streets are from the Black Magic Master race.

Nowadays, heads have become a Dharma Artifact.

Bodies are sockets!

And the head as a Dharma Artifact requires maintenance.

"Selling head lubricant, guaranteed to be smooth."

"Internal light! Bright as day, only for seven coins! Guaranteed to turn your head into a lantern with glowing eye sockets and mouth, making you the handsomest lad at this year's Ghost Festival."

"Head shape corrector, guaranteed to give you a perfect vase-like head shape, a three-head figure, with smooth lines." A small-headed father with a big-headed son selling on the street, himself being the best advertisement.

"The latest beautiful girl Chewing Wine, personally brewed by me." A beauty was selling wine on the street.

Whenever someone came to buy wine, she would open her mouth, turning her head into a wine jug for brewing.

"So unique."

Li Qing glanced over, "As expected from Chewing Wine, it lives up to its name. This era indeed has an honest folk culture, unlike those fake advertisements outside."

"Handsome, want some wine?"

The voluptuous wine-selling beauty turned her head, her expression charming.

Li Qing enjoyed wine, but would need to adapt to this flavor, so he politely declined the offer.

He entered the tavern.

He found a chef stir-frying noodles, flames soaring high.

Upon close look, this chef was broad and short-limbed, without a head, a headless chef, holding a big head in his hands to cook, tossing and turning the wok with great gusto, steam rising and wok air swirling.

"Oh boy..." Li Qing felt as if he saw a civilization of specters; the ghost city in 'Strange Tales of a Lonely Studio' wasn't much different.

The tavern was abuzz with conversation, bustling with lively chatter.

"Hey! In this era, did you see? The one from Yunming City actually became a Demigod! Unbelievable, only over forty years old, right?"

"Geniuses are always like this!"

"Hmph, the former Emperor was also said to be a genius, but his vision was too long-term, unlike our race. The Martial Arts Era is now in the past!"

"Now it's truly the True God Era, and those legends of the Demigod Era? Hehehe." Someone snickered coldly.

Many believe the True God Era is the golden age.

Each previous Realm, each earlier level of civilization, what's there to say?

Isn't it clear who the victor is right in front of our eyes?

"Nowadays, the Celestial Emperor patrols, strong ones from each Upper Realm continuously monitor the world, capturing these remnants of the past, traitors!"

"Just a bunch of Demigods, how long can they escape?"

"I heard the one from Yunming City was recruited by the Upper Realm, rumored to have become a Star Monarch of the Twenty-eight Star Constellations."

"Really?"

"Can I still deceive you? Tonight, when the moon rises, you can see those Star Constellations' Star Monarchs patrolling the sky, monitoring the earth, starting to shine."

"The stars shine brightly, the Upper Realm monitoring the earth."

"If it were me, I wouldn't choose to be a Star Monarch at night, I'd rather be Fairy Caixia during the day, more beautiful women there."

"Bah! The position of Fairy Yunxia, how can a man assume it? Men with short hair should be night Star Monarchs, while women with long hair should be day Yunxia. Hair not long or smooth, fluffy or not, curls or not, these affect the beauty of Yunxia."

"That Fairy Yunxia role, cannot be nurtured without a wealthy family. Have you heard about the daughter of our City Lord? She's the most beautiful, I hear she uses special Secret Techniques to nurture her head, caring for her hair; a head of shiny hair, so voluminous and curled, and though she has violet hair, she still lost in the Purple Mist competition."

They were drinking tea in the tavern.

Some people directly used their heads as bowls to drink, and the part that drank was surprisingly the belly button.

Truly a peculiar version of Xingtian.

Utterly absurd.

Of course, some races have their mouths not on the belly button but on the neck, using their neck to drink.

Their heads have already turned into lanterns, Blood Drops, quite terrifying.

And the hair has turned into deadly weapons, entangling, binding you, then attaching the head to yours, resulting in an instant kill.

Of course, this race doesn't have much lethality against themselves, given that everyone has no head.

Yet, it's not entirely useless.

When they fight, it's like Russian Nesting Dolls, one head covering another.

"This race... how to say, very distinctive."

Li Qing nodded.

Very promising future.

"Moreover, this Zhu Qi isn't a brainless fool, his own potential wasted, but it's obvious he's redesigning his Black Magic Master race, evolving into a Ten Rings Life Map Strong Race to make his race rise."

One could say he has both courage and strategy.

This is already meeting expectations.

Previously chaotic and disordered, initial mutual chaos, now moving toward a mature True God Era.

However, Li Qing soon couldn't laugh anymore.

"Have you heard? The Celestial Emperor is planning to perfect the order of heaven and earth, preparing to establish an army to explore beyond the chaos in the Upper Realm, to venture into the Primordial Universe."

Li Qing: "..."

With this, Li Qing found it hard to laugh.

This is getting ambitious, isn't it? You haven't even managed to chase down the Emperor, yet you're thinking of dealing with me?

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