The Most Random System

Chapter 245: Bai Bufan in Middle Age Ominous Sign on the Toilet Seat_3


He still couldn't forget about his Bai Family cultivation technique.

"Nope." Lin Li said disdainfully, not even needing to flip through the menu; Bai Bufan was here playing CrossFire.

"Lin Li, do you have a Fire Kirin?"

"Nope."

"Lin Li, do you have a Golden Rose?"

"...Nope."

"Well, do you have..." Bai Bufan was interrupted before he could finish his question.

Lin Li sneered, "Bai Bufan, if you keep jabbering, I'll nail your mouth shut."

Bai Bufan blinked and shut up.

After hesitating for a moment, Bai Bufan turned to Coach Shi not far away and asked, "Coach Shi, do you have a nail gun here?"

Coach Shi: "?"

Who the hell comes to a shooting club to try a nail gun?

Exit and turn right 800 meters, VIP on the construction site.

"No." Coach Shi shook his head with a smile.

Not only was Bai Bufan not disappointed by this answer, he even laughed. He turned back to Lin Li with a provocative look and continued to ask, "Lin Li, do you have a Star God 98K?"

Lin Li: "..."

Shit!

This bastard didn't ask Coach Shi if there was a nail gun because he really wanted to play with one; he just wanted to make sure nothing could seal his damn mouth shut!!

"Coach Shi, are you sure there's no nail gun? If not a gun, maybe just some nails would do." Into the spotlight now was Lin Li, hopefully looking at Coach Shi.

Coach Shi: "?"

Buy one, get one free problem child?

Exit and turn right 800 meters, two VIPs on the construction site.

"No." Coach Shi's smile became a bit strained.

Bai Bufan became even more smug: "Lin Li, stumped now?"

"Bufan, have you heard of a martial art called Nail Fist?" Lin Li closed the menu and asked in a low voice.

Bai Bufan: "?"

"Dong——"

Having suffered two Nail Fist blows, Bai Bufan became more obedient.

The two began seriously choosing the types of firearms they wanted to try later.

There were actually quite a lot of options, but neither of them were gun enthusiasts and only knew about some famous guns from video games.

And those were basically not available here.

Like the Armstrong Cyclone Jet Armstrong Cannon.

Like the M917 American-made Smith & Wesson.

"Coach Shi, can we, after buying ten rounds, I fire five and he fires five?" Bai Bufan looked up to ask Coach Shi.

Except for sniper rifles, other firearms were generally sold in units of ten rounds here.

"That's possible, but the waiting party must wait outside the glass door, and when switching, you must follow my instructions." Coach Shi nodded.

Because while shooting live ammunition, the coach must ensure that he can control the space; the number of 'outsiders' must never exceed the number of coaches. If Bai Bufan wanted to stand by Lin Li during his shooting, another coach would have to supervise him.

It's possible, but it requires additional costs — not necessary.

"That doesn't matter." Bai Bufan nodded.

"Why so saving?" Lin Li asked amusingly, looking at Bai Bufan.

"Damn, just randomly ten rounds cost nearly two hundred yuan. If you're not distressed about the money, I am on your behalf. Save where you can and spend where you should. Instead of spending here, spend it on appreciating your desk-mate." Bai Bufan shook his head and said,

"Besides, it lets us try a bit more variety. Honestly, if not for the ten-round minimum, I'd want to fire just one round of each type."

"That works too. We can always add more time if it's not enough fun." Lin Li nodded.

"Seems like you're so crazy about Xiaojing that you're mixing it up with adding more time." Bai Bufan said disdainfully, then lowered his voice and asked softly, "Lin Li, you know everything — has Feifei come out yet? Where is she working now? Is she doing okay these days?"

Lin Li: "..."

"Foolish idiot." Lin Li remarked sharply.

Finally, the two decided to first try out the classic Type 92 pistol, the must-try AK47 automatic rifle, and the Type 95 sniper rifle.

Just for these, six hundred yuan is spent.

After confirming with Coach Shi, he went to make preparations first.

Watching the paint dry with Coach Lu here was pointless, so Lin Li and Bai Bufan went to see why Chen Yu Ying and Ding Sihan hadn't come out yet.

As Lin Li entered, Chen Yu Ying was in front of a full-length mirror, turning sideways and adjusting the fit of her tactical vest by hand.

Her graceful curves were evident, and upon hearing the sound, she looked up.

She was already wearing a pair of black goggles, the lenses subtly reflective, with a pair of noise-canceling earmuffs hanging around her neck. The black shell of the earmuffs contrasted starkly with her cream-colored cardigan.

The tactical vest on her body unexpectedly matched her light blue denim skirt, with fake grenades swinging from her ammo belt at her waist with each movement.

A pure black tactical glove fit her hand perfectly, not bulky at all.

"How do I look?" Chen Yu Ying, noticing it was Lin Li who entered, rotated a shy 270 degrees, then asked.

"Monitor, if your dog goes missing, I won't help you find it." Lin Li replied, shaking his head, stroking his chin, and commenting with little expression.

"Hmm?" Upon seeing this reaction, Chen Yu Ying was slightly disappointed and a bit nervous, fiddling with her gloves somewhat helplessly: "Why?"

Lin Li: "Because I'll take its place."

Lin Li's voice suddenly turned sincere, answering promptly.

"Pfft—" First startled, then Chen Yu Ying, with her gloved hand, held her fist in front of her lips and laughed.

Lin Li was always Lin Li; you never knew how he'd end up complimenting you.

Even guessing what he'd say had turned into an entertaining game. Though never able to guess, it was still enjoyable.

Got so scared, thought he wouldn't praise me this time.

"Ah ah ah Lin Li Lin Li, ah ah ah my dog is missing too, what should I do!!" Ding Sihan's classic battle cry started, as she dashed in from outside with an 'anxious' look, spun around, and asked expectantly.

Ding Sihan's outfit was already more of crisp black, and with the props here, it added a touch more vigor and handsomeness.

"No need to search, I'll give Bai Bufan to you. I already asked; he doesn't shed, he's house-trained, vaccinated too, just not very gentle; rush him and he'll bite." Hearing this, Lin Li pushed Bai Bufan forward with a Nail Fist, waved his hand, and said nonchalantly.

No nail gun, conveniently couldn't find a place to deal with Bai Bufan. Originally planned to send him to a dog meat restaurant, but since Ding Sihan came along, let her keep him.

Ding Sihan, Bai Bufan: "?"

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