"Damn you, Lin Li," Bai Bufan joked angrily, then patted his shoulder and asked, "Hey, have you prepared those tools for catching the dog bastard you mentioned?"

Lin Li patted his backpack, signaling everything was ready.

"Let's head back to the dorm early at noon, then we'll lock the door and let you loose, starting the hunt!"

"OK!" Bai Bufan rubbed his hands in anticipation.

When they reached the base, Chen Yu Ying's outfit today was exactly the same as yesterday's.

"Lin Li, you didn't even look at my eyes first."

While zipping up her jacket, Chen Yu Ying bit her lower lip, helpless but with a hint of a smile.

"Stingy, then I won't let you see either." Lin Li snorted disdainfully, zipping up his own jacket.

Lin Li's revenge was funny, and his teasing was also filled with laughter.

"Yo, isn't that the beloved old warhorse of our Ying Bao?" From a distance, Ding Sihan appeared, following the scent.

"Yo, isn't that the genius girl Xiaoding?" Lin Li responded with surprise to the teasing, then in a deep voice, "I must keep moving forward, no one can make me turn back."

"Ahhhh, don't shout my username and personal signature, Lin Li! I'll kill you!" Ding Sihan's face turned red, and with a battle cry, she rushed forward to hit Lin Li.

The nickname was bearable, but the signature really made her shame go crazy.

People are always like this, fearing being called by their real name online and their username in reality.

While dodging, Lin Li looked at Qu Wanqiu: "Charming stepmother, I'm actually super co—"

Qu Wanqiu: "?"

"Shut up!"

Before the events even began today, Lin Li had already died once, finally reaching the base.

Wang Ze sat on a chair, looking slightly melancholic.

Bai Bufan next to him was also melancholic on the surface but actually holding back laughter.

"What's wrong?" Lin Li approached and put an arm around Wang Ze's shoulder, asking knowingly.

"Those two girls are too shy, which makes me happy but also troubled. They were still shy even after a night," Wang Ze sighed. "I prepared so much last night, but now I have no chance to use it. I'm anxious."

"What preparations did you make?" Lin Li asked with some amusement.

"Wang Ze had us set up lighting for him last night, and after hundreds of wasted shots, he finally took a perfect picture of his abs and immediately posted it on his social media," Zhang Haoyang adjusted his glasses and added.

"It's that gross?" Lin Li laughed, quickly taking out his phone to check it out.

"Don't bother looking, you won't see it," Zhang Haoyang laughed. "Those posts are hidden from all his friends."

"Then why post it on the market?"

"Because by hiding it from us, his current friends, only the newly added ones can see it."

Lin Li: "?"

Can you even do that?

"There's no need to say it so loudly," Wang Ze got up and covered his son's mouth, then looked at Lin Li, laughing, "To show off my charm, I even learned some magic from Wang Yuezhi."

Unfortunately, there's no performance at the closing ceremony, or else our class might have three clowns.

Seeing Wang Ze take things so seriously, Lin Li almost wanted to tell him the truth.

But Bai Bufan beside him seemed to sense Lin Li's intention and shook his head vigorously behind him.

Lin Li smiled, shrugged it off, and changed the topic, "Wang Ze, magic is too ordinary, do you want to learn magic?"

"Magic? Do I have to turn into a girl for that?" Wang Ze raised an eyebrow.

"Don't worry, you don't have to."

"Then I'm not interested."

Lin Li: "?"

"But it's hypnotic."

"Coach, that's exactly what I want to learn."

"Let me give you a demonstration," Lin Li chuckled, then walked toward Bai Bufan, snapped his fingers loudly, and chanted, "Bufan, starting now, you will forget you are gay."

Bai Bufan: "?"

"I was never gay in the first place?" Bai Bufan was baffled.

Lin Li said nothing, looked at Wang Ze, and pointed at Bai Bufan, looking smug, "That's the power of magic!"

"No, you bastard! I was never gay in the first place! What kind of bullshit magic is that?" Bai Bufan was getting anxious.

"See, amazing, isn't it? Completely forgotten!" Lin Li still responded smugly.

"No? Wait, damn!" Bai Bufan's eyes widened.

For a moment, he was at a loss on how to break the situation.

"Impossible?!

"No, this magic has too many flaws." Wang Ze looked contemptuously as if seeing a cheap trick, and walked between the two, as a master of gay jokes.

"Determining a man's sexual orientation is simple, just look at his demeanor, and the criteria for judgment is pretty much the same."

Lin Li, Bai Bufan: "O.o?"

No.

Wait a second.

Damn, pretty much the same?

But it kind of makes sense.

"So, this magic, while seemingly unsolvable, can easily be broken if Bufan takes off his pants. Because if he's never been gay, then he's straight," Wang Ze said casually, then looked at Bai Bufan, "Bufan, go ahead, prove it."

"Your intentions seem off, don't they?"

Bai Bufan smiled, flipped a middle finger, and couldn't help but remark,

"Having known Wang Ze for so long, I suddenly understand Zhao Lei's lyrics in 'Chengdu'.

"It's not just last night's alcohol~~ that brings tears to my eyes~~"

Bai Bufan's singing of that lyric made Lin Li never able to look directly at the song again.

Poor Zhao Lei.

Bai Bufan went off with Wang Ze to drink last night's liquor, not forgetting to give Lin Li a look that seemed to suggest he was about to do something.

Lin Li stood under the shade of an umbrella, looking at the sky, waiting for time to pass, occasionally chatting with the "three people" beside him.

"Participants in the men's three thousand meters are requested to proceed to the check-in area..."

Chen Yu Ying had been looking sideways at the track, but at the sound of the announcement, she turned her head abruptly, her ponytail cutting a glossy arc in the sunlight. Her reaction seemed even bigger than Lin Li's, and light fragments shimmered in her eyes like she had taken in the entire clear autumn sky.

"Lin Li, good luck, you'll do great," Chen Yu Ying smiled as she wished him well.

"A bit worried and nervous," Lin Li sighed.

"No need to worry, no matter what your results are—" she took a half step forward, tilting her head, her hands crossed behind her back, "you're amazing."

"Oh, class monitor, I'm not worried about that," Lin Li suddenly whined as he sighed again, "I'm worried about what pose to strike on the podium since I have no experience."

Chen Yu Ying was startled, then burst into laughter.

She turned her head slightly, her eyes twinkling with laughter as it flowed with her deep gaze, "No need to worry about that either,"

She stepped back, raised her hand into a mock photo frame, capturing Lin Li within and the sun framed by her fingers, closed one eye, beaming, "Lin Li, no matter how you pose, you look great."

Her words drifted away on the wind, and suddenly Lin Li forgot to breathe.

Xiaojing, Xiaojing, I'm sorry.

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