"Wang Yuezhi, come over and help out. Athletes are just hard to control! Someone else, grab his legs!" Lin Li shouted at Wang Yuezhi.

Wang Yuezhi: "?"

Wang Yuezhi, who had already started running, looked back and discovered the person being carried was actually Wang Ze.

Wang Yuezhi never wanted to pilot a plane in his life, but if he wasn't the plane being flown but rather the pilot, then the story would be different.

"Coming!" Wang Yuezhi cautiously handed his roommate a bottle of mineral water, then proceeded up.

Having been soaked in the rain himself, he knew precisely which way the rain would feel more unpleasant.

"Get lost Wang Yuezhi! Doing this means you're no longer one of the Wang Family! As we travel afar, Wang must help Wang! Damn!" Wang Ze tried to awaken Wang Yuezhi's conscience.

"Wang Yuezhi!"

"You bastard!"

"Agh!!"

The soccer net once again bore the brunt of disaster.

...

Seeing Wang Ze clutching Xiao Wang, trembling on the ground, Du Hansi felt much relieved.

Then he walked toward Lin Li: "Lin Li, let's add each other as friends. You don't really know someone until you have a scuffle with them. I discover you're quite fun as long as I'm not your target for harassment. Next time, I'll treat you to a meal."

Lin Li smiled and nodded: "Indeed, it's fate. Well, reciprocally, next time there's a chance, I'll harass you instead."

Du Hansi: "?"

Is that what we're reciprocating?

"No thanks, let's leave it at that."

The school sports meet also had medals, but you had to wait for the broadcast notice before going to the podium to receive them.

And the podium was quite simple, basically a base split into three heights, with the Nansang Middle School emblem and some other insignias on it.

So Lin Li and the boys continued to return first to the class's base.

On the small whiteboard, the next event with classmates participating was the girls' 3000 meters. No wonder the class leader wasn't here; she likely went with Ding Sihan to accompany Qu Wanqiu to the check-in.

"Lin Li, why does 'Water Margin' not have detailed writing in the Pan Jinlian scenes that I'm most looking forward to? I want to see Pan Jinlian hanging upside down on the grapevine."

Wang Ze, who had just about recovered, sat on a chair and placed his legs on Lin Li's legs, brushing through the e-book in his hand, speaking somewhat unenthusiastically.

"Then you should see the 'Golden Lotus' filled version, or you could directly search for it like a secret comic instead, it's even colored ink style. Unfortunately, I forgot the license plate number." Lin Li said with a laugh.

"You should just interpret it live for me."

Lin Li raised an eyebrow, feeling interested, and got up using the whiteboard eraser as a wooden block while hitting the table:

"Since the audience wants to hear, I can't keep avoiding it!"

"As the story goes, Pan Jinlian, holding the bamboo pole, couldn't grip it firmly, and accidentally dropped it out of the window, hitting someone on the head."

"Jinlian deeply bowed and said, 'I mishandled; please forgive me, sir~'"

"When Ximen Qing raised his face and saw such an alluring lady, he fell into deep, peculiar fantasies..."

Lin Li's face already had the expected smile, while the originally also sly-smiling Wang Ze and Bai Bufan suddenly stopped smiling, simultaneously indicating Lin Li.

Lin Li immediately turned around, relieved it wasn't Xue Jian, just Chen Yu Ying.

Chen Yu Ying put her hands behind her back, blinked, and with a hint of curiosity asked, "What exactly was Ximen Qing fantasizing about? Was it odd?"

Lin Li: "..."

Lin Li lightly coughed twice and, unfazed, continued: "Continuing from the previous chapter, Ximen Qing saw Pan Jinlian and began deep peculiar musings — 'Why wouldn't the bamboo pole go upward rather than fall downward? Could it be some gravitational force from the Earth drawing the bamboo pole down?'"

And so, Ximen Qing's three major laws…"

Wang Ze, Bai Bufan: "?"

Who the heck wants to hear about this?

Damn, it seems Pan Jinlian dodged a bullet.

Chen Yu Ying hearing this let out a chuckle, her eyes sparkling: "Is that what it is?"

"If not, if the class leader has a different version, this is the wooden block, and the duty of storytelling falls on you. I would love to listen." Lin Li handed the whiteboard eraser to Chen Yu Ying, longing.

"No way," Chen Yu Ying naturally did not take it but rather laughed and said: "Lin Li, Lin Li, you've got plenty of tricks."

"I'm okay. A friend has a pet Dalmatian called Bufan; that pet has loads of tricks." Lin Li humbly waved his hand.

Bai Bufan: "?"

Next time, you two can keep this playful banter between yourselves, thanks.

"Let's go, Wang Ze, let's hit the restroom." Bai Bufan felt he should leave, so he looked at Wang Ze.

"Okay, I've been wanting to go too, let's!"

"Based on Lin Li's version, Newton would cry all day saying he feels like he's lived his whole life in Ximen Qing's shadow." Wang Ze got up to follow, laughing while speaking.

"Actually, Newton's not as great as you think." Bai Bufan then chuckled to demystify for Wang Ze:

According to unofficial histories, Newton, while writing Newton's laws, originally wanted to express, "I'm damn in love with big butts and big bosoms," but the publishers said, "Writing like this is somewhat inappropriate," so Newton changed it to "The larger the mass, the greater the attraction."

Understand now, Old Newton was also a person with passion; he bore the surname Newton, and believed in Newton, trusting Newton's judgment wouldn't be wrong."

Wang Ze: "?"

"Have you started to expand the terrain of unofficial histories now?"

"Just say which Newton you recognize."

"Wild Newton, I too am completely fond of big butts and big bosoms."

"I cannot fully agree." Bai Bufan, who once had a clash of values with Lin Li, shook his head.

And thus, new disputes began.

...

In the class's base.

With Bai Bufan and Wang Ze vacating their spots, Chen Yu Ying took a seat beside Lin Li.

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