"You're not as fast as you, Lucky Wind," said Zhou Baowei regretfully.
Just as I felt moved, the suspect had already acted, truly a case of hesitation losing out.
Feeling Zhou Baowei's frustration, Lin Li realized that the need to reform the atmosphere of the Nansang Sect was indeed urgent.
Yesterday someone stole a takeout, today someone stole a camera, tomorrow someone might even steal a butt.
"Bai Bufan, should I just give you the whole set with the charger and the stand, since mine has already been stolen?" Lin Li smiled.
"How can I refuse," Bai Bufan reached out, "but if you insist on being so generous...then sure, it becomes treasure out of junk."
"I heard the true treasure from junk is when internet-addicted kids are sent to rehab schools, only to be electrocuted to death and compensated with 1.04 million," Zhou Baowei raised his hand and said.
"That's truly treasure from junk."
"Hurry up, don't waste time. Here's the tape for you, stick it on the wall, then hide it among those grasses, I still need to go set up bait," Lin Li skipped the middle steps and directly instructed Bai Bufan.
Bai Bufan received the order and began to properly place the sports camera.
——He put it in Zhou Baowei's hand.
Atchoo Fan, rather than completing the job, you're choosing to transfer the work, huh?
Zhou Baowei looked at this scene and gave the middle finger, of course.
"But what about the bait you just mentioned? How do we know the people in 'surveillance' are stealing takeout or just taking their own?" Bai Bufan confirmed this point.
"See those two takeouts?" Lin Li pointed to the takeout next to the milk tea.
"I saw them, I wanted to complain just now, who the hell orders takeout so early, won't it be cold by noon?" Bai Bufan nodded and laughed mockingly.
"Those two are the ones I ordered." Lin Li stared at Bai Bufan.
"I guessed it," Bai Bufan smiled, "That's why I cursed on purpose, I don't have such inexplicable malice towards ordinary strangers."
Lin Li: "?"
Battered and bruised, wine recognizing the sword seed.
Lin Li moved forward, took the takeout he ordered in advance to his side, then took out the takeout sticker from his bag.
"You even got these sticker things? Are you adding ingredients? Just right, I still have some nasal waste recovery system organic crystallization product." Installing the camera, Zhou Baowei's eyes lit up and said expectantly.
Nowadays all takeouts are required to be sealed with stickers, mainly to prevent delivery drivers and others from tampering with the takeout during transit from the seller to the customer.
It's intended to guard against people like Zhou Baowei, Bai Bufan, Lin Li.
"Boogers are boogers, why so fancy," Bai Bufan glanced disdainfully at Zhou Baowei but then nodded with expectancy, "I can also pick a couple of cigarette butts."
"Can't you be more respectful? What's boogers, I prefer to call them nasal ore or nasal gems."
Zhou Baowei seemed ready to take out the snacks he hid in his nose to show Bai Bufan.
"Wait, you two, let me clarify first, deliberately adding filthy things in takeout hoping that fool steals and eats it, if the result is severe, it's considered intentional harm or dangerous goods delivery, which is illegal." Lin Li quickly educated the two.
"That means if that fool eats the stolen takeout and something goes wrong, we'll be legally responsible."
"If the other party holds onto this point, it'll be troublesome for us."
Lin Li said slowly.
"Ah? Is that so, then forget it...then I'll eat it myself." Zhou Baowei was a little scared and shook his head after hearing that.
For teenagers around fifteen or sixteen who are quite obedient, illegal activities are a terrifying concept.
"No, no, no, no," Lin Li wagged his index finger, with a cunning smile: "We need to add some ingredient, otherwise what's the point of me getting this sticker?
Bao Wei, what I meant by what I just said is not to back down but is that if we're lucky enough that guy steals our takeout, when we meet, we mustn't admit we added ingredients, insist there's nothing dirty in it.
Even if we want to see that guy's disgusted reaction, we can subtly hint at it, but absolutely don't blurt out 'Buddy, you just ate something we mixed in nasal gems' kind of self-exposing words."
Zhou Baowei: "?"
Was that warning what it meant?
My mindset was still too innocent, underestimated Lin Li.
"Alright...."
"And rest assured, Bufan and I have rich experience getting locked up; if we frame you as the mastermind later, we have ways to bail you out." Lin Li gave Zhou Baowei another dose of reassurance.
Zhou Baowei was just about to breathe a sigh of relief, then suddenly felt wrong: "Why the hell am I always the mastermind again!"
"That's not important, Bao Wei, you shut your mouth first, Lin Li, I have another question, what if the takeout thief doesn't steal ours?" Bai Bufan inquired at this point.
"That's very important!"
"Then he's just lucky and won't get to experience our surprise.
But we have surveillance, if he steals someone else's, we can definitely notice it." Lin Li also ignored Zhou Baowei and explained to Bai Bufan:
"As long as we see someone is anxiously looking for their takeout and can't find it, then we can immediately go down and find them, confirm it was stolen, ask them about their delivery person and their takeout packaging, then check the 'surveillance' in our hands, find out who took it."
"Without facial features, based on clothes and height, we can definitely trace back."
"Okay! Let's get started quickly!"
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