"Lin Li, knowing you is the biggest bad luck of my life. No wonder I've achieved nothing so far, all thanks to your bad luck." Bai Bufan laughed and gave a thumbs-up to Lin Li.

"Just a small favor," Lin Li waved politely, then got an idea:

"Bufan, how about I give you a big slap from now on? That way, when you don't understand yourself, you can just think of this slap as self-inflicted, and vent your anger! It'll be so satisfying for you."

There's no regret medicine in the world, but you can prepare in advance.

Bai Bufan: "...It's you who's enjoying it, isn't it!?"

Seeing Bai Bufan still yawning, the idea king Lin Li thought for a moment and had another idea on how to energize Bai Bufan:

"Bufan, I have a method that should help invigorate you, want to try it?"

Bai Bufan didn't answer immediately; he quickly distanced himself from Lin Li and assumed a defensive posture, in case of an imminent beating.

"If you dare hit me, I'll call security."

"You're so heartless; I wasn't planning to harm you this time. This method is quite famous and widely accepted." Seeing Bai Bufan was so suspicious of him, Lin Li said forlornly.

"You say it first, then I'll consider whether to try it or not." But Bai Bufan wouldn't drop his guard because of Lin Li's few words.

Lin Li sighed but nodded.

Lin Li pulled a folded piece of paper from his pocket, tore it, and kneaded it before handing it to Bai Bufan.

Not knowing why Lin Li had blank paper in his pocket, but seeing no extra actions nor signs of traps, Bai Bufan took it. Looking at the cross-shaped paper in his hand, he asked suspiciously:

"What is this? How does it invigorate?"

"Tie one hand on each side." Lin Li explained.

"What do you mean, one hand on each...huh?"

Bai Bufan: "(;☉_☉)?"

"Wait a minute, which 'god' are you invigorating, damn it!" Bai Bufan was stunned for a second before fiercely questioning.

"Jesus, of course." Lin Li replied naturally.

"Hahahaha damn! There goes today's virtue again!" Bai Bufan laughed and cursed.

Lin Li wasn't wrong; it should indeed be the most renowned and accepted invigorating method in the world.

Too bad it's not for the spirit.

But Lin Li's goal was indeed achieved, Bai Bufan laughed himself into a good mood.

"I'll hail a cab first." After laughing for a while, Bai Bufan gave a thumbs-up and then pulled out his phone.

The situation today wasn't suitable for taking the bus, and the two were afraid of running into the old lady from last time, so they took a cab to the medical checkup institution.

Arrival.

The institution was located inside a commercial building, taking up two entire floors, making it quite a large check-up facility in Xiling.

Although there were only four elevators in the whole building, at this time, it was mostly visitors for medical check-ups, so it wasn't crowded.

Upon reaching the corresponding floor, the elevator doors opened to reveal the reception desk of an institution named "Cijen Medical Check-up."

"Hello, are you here for a check-up? May I see your ID card?" The receptionist asked politely upon seeing Lin Li and Bai Bufan.

"Yes, I have it."

Lin Li handed over his ID.

"Mr. Lin, correct?" The receptionist seemed to have already seen the value of Lin Li's package, and her voice became warmer and more respectful, "Please wait a moment."

"Sister Zhang! Mr. Lin is here!" the receptionist then called over to a woman standing not far away.

The woman immediately trotted over upon hearing this, slightly bowed in front of Lin Li:

"Mr. Lin, correct? Hello, hello, I'm your dedicated advisor today, Zhang Ke Wu. You can call me Advisor Zhang, Xiaozhang, or Sister Zhang. I'll accompany you throughout the check-up process, and if you have any questions, you can ask me."

"There's no need to accompany me; that's not mandatory, right?" Lin Li waved his hand upon hearing this.

Being addressed as Mr. Lin just sounded weird, and Lin Li was not accustomed to having women of that age take care of him.

Give me an eighteen-year-old, please.

"Of course, that's entirely your decision!" Zhang Ke Wu nodded upon hearing this and then suggested, "Then let's add each other on WeChat, so you can contact me or your customer service immediately if anything comes up."

This Lin Li did not refuse.

"Do you usually have any areas you're more concerned about? Since accompaniment is off, I can still give some advice for your upcoming procedures and ask the doctor to make some simple adjustments." After adding on WeChat, the woman asked again.

Lin Li thought for a moment: "During exams in school."

"Oh, so you're worried about—(;☉_☉)?" Zhang Ke Wu's professional smile froze halfway through her sentence.

"Hahaha, Mr. Lin, you're so humorous~" She awkwardly laughed after a moment of surprise.

"There's nothing wrong with my body; I'm just getting a check-up for peace of mind." Lin Li replied with a smile.

"Okay, okay, here's your check-up list; for our check-ups, you need to submit the list at the respective department and wait for the doctor to call your name. As a VIP, you have the privilege of priority, and your name will be called first by the doctor."

Zhang Ke Wu received and handed Lin Li a booklet from the reception desk, which was only a few pages long but was specially bound.

"This is your VIP card. If you need, you can use this card to go to the VIP lounge on the second floor to rest, where there are many teas and snacks, as well as a more abundant nutritional breakfast."

This type of check-up requires fasting with minimal water, meaning you need to endure hunger, so even the lowest-tier package provides breakfast after the check-up, although for cheaper packages, it might just be buns, soy milk, and eggs.

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