"Hehe... Fatty, don't get so worked up."
Pei Tong wiped the spit off his face, looking a bit embarrassed. He gave an awkward smile, then his eyes lit up and he turned to Qin Yang.
"Bro, my name is Pei Tong, and I am the 38th generation heir of the 'Divine Physiognomy'. My skills in physiognomy can predict both ancient and modern times, foretell fortune and misfortune, and even ask about romantic fates... So, how about it? Want to try a reading and find out when you'll have a girl by your side?"
Pei Tong raised his eyebrows at Qin Yang with a beaming smile, chuckling as he spoke.
"No need."
Qin Yang found it quite amusing and shook his head.
"Come on, man, don't be so stingy. Just ten bucks, ten bucks and I can guide you on how to meet the girl you like. Oh, and I also have the 'Eighteen Scriptures of Pursuing Girls,' also just ten bucks, ten bucks!"
Pei Tong said, taking out a yellow booklet and waving it around.
"It contains our deepest insights. With this booklet, pursuing girls is as good as done..."
"Con Artist Tong, this is Qin Yang you're talking to. Can you stop ripping off our dorm mates? And that 'Eighteen Scriptures of Pursuing Girls' of yours, didn't you just buy it yesterday from a sophomore senior? It's all just stuff about being bold, attentive, and thick-skinned."
Fatty pouted and said.
"Ahem..."
Upon hearing this, Pei Tong's face turned awkward. He looked at Qin Yang sheepishly and asked, "Qin Yang, did you already know?"
"Isn't it obvious? It's not like Qin Yang and I haven't run into that sophomore senior."
Before Qin Yang could answer, Fatty pouted and said to Pei Tong.
"Besides, Con Artist Tong, you're a single guy yourself, teaching Qin Yang how to pursue girls. Qin Yang already has a girl, and Dong Ling is so stunningly beautiful, on par with this year's top ten beauties of Jiang University. In the next election for the top ten beauties, Dong Ling will surely make the list."
Fatty said proudly.
"What? Qin Yang already has a girl?!"
Pei Tong looked surprised, then sized up Qin Yang.
"Yes, let me calculate... hmm, as expected, Qin Yang already has a girl. Impressive!"
Pei Tong pretended to do a calculation and looked at Qin Yang with admiration.
"Ahem, Fatty, is she really as beautiful as you say?"
Pei Tong cleared his throat, shifted his gaze to Fatty, and asked.
"Of course, no need to ask. Dong Ling is definitely pretty."
Fatty said with a smug look.
Hearing their conversation, Qin Yang found it amusing. With these somewhat goofy roommates, university life ought to be quite fun.
Just then, the door of the dorm opened, and a tall, slightly tanned guy walked in. With a simple and sincere face, and very short hair, he grinned at the three in the room, showing a set of bright white teeth.
"Hello, I'm Lu Dongshan, also part of this dorm."
Lu Dongshan carried a large woven bag, smiling guilelessly, speaking in a resonant voice.
"Welcome, welcome, I'm Tao Letian."
Fatty immediately laughed and said.
Qin Yang and Pei Tong also laughed and introduced themselves.
"Brother Dongshan, I am the 38th generation heir of the 'Divine Physiognomy'. My skills in physiognomy can predict both ancient and modern times, foretell fortune and misfortune, and ask about romantic fates... So, how about it? Want me to do a reading and see which year in college you'll get a girlfriend?"
Pei Tong excitedly said to Lu Dongshan.
"Which year in college I'll get a girlfriend? Bro, you can predict that?"
Lu Dongshan was startled, and his slightly tanned face turned a bit red. He softly asked, showing that despite his simplicity, he was still quite interested in girls.
"Of course, just ten bucks, only ten bucks!"
Pei Tong looked completely confident.
"Do you think, someone like me, any girl will fancy me?"
Lu Dongshan asked softly.
"Hehe, bro, you're asking the right person. I have the 'Eighteen Scriptures of Pursuing Girls' here, just ten bucks, ten bucks you won't regret it..."
Pei Tong grinned proudly, about to pull out the booklet, when he saw Lu Dongshan had already opened his woven bag and took out an identical booklet.
"You mean this? I already have it; a sophomore senior just sold it to me. I haven't had time to study it yet."
Lu Dongshan chuckled naively, looking a bit embarrassed.
"Damn, those sophomores got there first. These seniors aren't kind at all, even tricking someone as honest as Dongshan."
Pei Tong cursed, looking a bit frustrated.
However, he had barely finished speaking when Fatty kicked him.
"Con Artist Tong, you're no better, trying to rip off our dorm mates."
Fatty rolled his eyes and scolded angrily.
"Hehe, Fatty, it's a misunderstanding, a misunderstanding. I was just testing their level of alertness."
Pei Tong chuckled and said.
"Misunderstanding my foot, you conned ten bucks out of me yesterday. You're buying lunch today."
Fatty said.
"What? Fatty, your appetite can't be managed with just ten bucks; I'll have to cover the extra..."
Pei Tong's face instantly turned sour.
"Oh, right, speaking of lunch, Qin Yang, we've planned to have lunch with Dong Ling at noon, can't be late."
Fatty slapped his forehead and suddenly said.
"Dong Ling? Fatty, the girl who you say could be in the top ten beauties?"
Pei Tong asked.
"Of course! Everyone, let's quickly tidy up our beds, change clothes, then we'll meet Dong Ling and head to the cafeteria together. Even if the most beautiful girl is with Qin Yang, there are still plenty of beauties in the cafeteria, hehe..."
Fatty chuckled.
"Alright, listen to Fatty, off to the cafeteria to admire beauties!"
Pei Tong nodded, looking excited. He immediately turned around, took off his Taoist robe, and started changing clothes.
Lu Dongshan also chuckled, opened his woven bag, and began organizing his bed as well.
Qin Yang smiled. Each of these three roommates had their own unique personalities. The only thing they seemed to have in common was their admiration for beauties.
With that, Qin Yang also started to tidy his bed. Though he might not always stay in the dorm, the bed still needed to be organized.
During the time they were organizing their beds, the four of them had some banter, mostly between Fatty and Pei Tong. Qin Yang and Lu Dongshan didn't pay much mind. In the end, they decided on the dorm hierarchy based on who arrived first: the eldest, the second, the third, and the fourth.
Fatty was the first to arrive, shamelessly claiming the top position. Pei Tong was the second, so he became the second eldest. Qin Yang was third, becoming the third. Although older than Fatty by a month, Lu Dongshan became the fourth. Qin Yang and Lu Dongshan just smiled wryly and didn't really care. However, this arrangement made the dorm relationship a bit closer.
Fifteen minutes later, the four of them were ready. Then Qin Yang and the three energetic guys started heading toward the girls' dormitory.
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