Masterful Miracle Doctor

Chapter 165: I Am the Old Expert (Seeking Subscription)


The words "girlfriend" hit An Kexin's heart like a heavy hammer, so suddenly that her face turned pale!

"Girlfriend? You actually have a girlfriend, well, that's really good news!"

"Is it Li Ting?"

"A very nice girl, she has the look of someone who brings good fortune to her husband, also very pretty, you two make a great match..."

An Kexin said these few sentences in a fluster and didn't know what else to say when suddenly Zhang Daya burst in with unstoppable laughter.

"Dr. Lin, you must come and see, it's so funny, so interesting!"

Lin Jie, who was feeling uncomfortable, jumped up, running out while shouting, "Interesting things are a must-see."

He rushed to the diagnosis hall on the first floor, only to see a large crowd gathered, with a young couple in the center!

Lin Jie recognized them as Zhu Ziwen and Wen Qin, who had just gotten married a few days ago, and he had been invited to their wedding banquet.

But now they looked somewhat miserable, like circus monkeys surrounded for viewing!

Lin Jie couldn't help but laugh, hurriedly taking out his phone to snap a photo of their embarrassing state; this couple was truly amusing, each had a lightbulb in their mouth.

Apparently, they were curious and attempted the online challenge "Once you put a lightbulb in your mouth, you can't get it out."

Luo Shanshan finally straightened up, holding back her laughter, and said, "Alright, alright, stop laughing, and get back to work, this is a clinic, everyone quiet down."

She turned her head to glance at Lin Jie and said, "Dr. Lin, let's each take one and help them remove the lightbulbs; something so interesting should be done personally."

Lin Jie smiled, waving Zhu Ziwen over while instructing Zhang Daya to bring extra gauze and medical cotton.

Zhang Daya quickly fetched the items, laughing as she asked, "Dr. Lin, can you explain why you can put it in but can't take it out? Logically, if it goes in, it should come out the same way, right?"

Lin Jie seated Zhu Ziwen on a chair, donned rubber gloves, and used tweezers to stuff gauze into his mouth, aiming to wrap the lightbulb thoroughly with it.

He explained with a smile while working, "It relates to the structure of the human mouth."

"Simply put, if your mouth opens too wide, the space inside your oral cavity reduces; conversely, if your mouth is slightly open, the space is larger."

"When the bulb is placed in, you open your mouth wide, no problem, the bulb goes in smoothly; however, the bulb then expands the space inside, and your mouth can't open as wide anymore."

A young man watching exclaimed, "Doctor, I just saw an online debunking video, someone was able to remove a bulb put in their mouth."

Lin Jie laughed and said, "That's an extreme case. For example, with a smaller bulb, we all can put it in and take it out easily. So we can't rule out that some people can really open their mouths wide enough."

"But for this six-centimeter-diameter incandescent bulb, ninety-nine percent of people can't take it out normally once it's in. So don't attempt to prove your big mouth by swallowing a lightbulb!"

Upon hearing this, the onlookers laughed and said, "We're not as foolish as Zhu Ziwen and his wife!"

Lin Jie, intrigued, suggested, "If you're really eager to prove something, here's a safer method: buy a large pear or sweet potato, shape it like a lightbulb and size, then experiment!"

By now, he had wrapped the bulb in Zhu Ziwen's mouth with several layers of gauze.

Lin Jie stuffed more medical cotton into his mouth, then carefully broke the bulb with a awl and used tweezers to extract the broken pieces one by one.

With the bulb removed, Zhu Ziwen massaged his sore and numb cheeks, expressing his gratitude to Lin Jie repeatedly.

Soon, Wen Qin's bulb was also removed.

She boldly hooked her arm through Zhu Ziwen's in front of everyone, proudly saying, "It was my foolishness that led me to swallow the bulb that couldn't be removed. My husband, Awen, didn't want me to face your ridicule alone, so he purposely swallowed a bulb to accompany me to the clinic."

"How about that, aren't you envious? Still mocking us?"

The public display of affection was perfect, leaving many emotional!

Zhu Qiang even approached Zhang Daya, indirectly confessing, "Daya, I can swallow a bulb for you too!"

"Never mind, you might try breaking bricks on your chest too!"

Zhang Daya shot him a disdainful glance, saying, "Do you think I'm that foolish? I know this Wen Qin is somewhat unorthodox, always doing things that are out of line, a show-off."

This public display of affection also made Lin Jie miss Li Ting and An Kexin a bit.

Thinking of An Kexin, Lin Jie looked around and found her quietly standing in a corner of the hall, seemingly touched by the atmosphere, with a heartfelt smile on her face.

Seeing Lin Jie noticing her, An Kexin walked over softly, saying, "Lin Jie, Fei Xue wasn't aware of how serious Miaomiao's injury was at the time, so she thought you were a bit unforgiving, I'll try to persuade her again."

Lin Jie replied mildly, "Even if it was a minor injury, it's essential etiquette for the guilty party to visit personally to apologize. But instead, they just handed a check as if it were charity!"

"Du Feixue still inherently believes they're superior. She and I come from two different worlds, there's really no need to become friends, you don't have to persuade her anymore."

An Kexin sighed, saying, "I really didn't expect this to happen. There's a lot of work at the company, so I'll head back first!

"Goodbye, Lin Jie!"

"Goodbye, Kexin!"

Zhu Ziwen and Wen Qin, along with the crowd of onlookers, gradually left, and the clinic returned to its usual calm!

However, much to the amusement and exasperation of the clinic staff, another person showed up in the afternoon with a bulb in their mouth.

Tonight, Lin Jie was on night duty!

A little past eight in the evening, the clinic admitted a couple who had been fighting.

They had fought quite fiercely, even using knives; fortunately, it was only cutting, not stabbing, they appeared to have bled a lot, but it was just superficial wounds, one with seventeen stitches, the other with nine, not serious matters.

At ten in the evening, a Mercedes RV slowly drove into the clinic yard and parked.

The car door opened, and Han Wenbin accompanied a woman who was tightly wrapped, entering the clinic.

Seeing only Lin Jie in the clinic hall, Han Wenbin frowned, unhappily asking, "Where's the old specialist?"

Lin Jie took out two thick documents, handing them over, and said, "If you want to see the old specialist, sign this confidentiality agreement first."

Han Wenbin didn't sign immediately, instead quickly scanning through the document, sarcastically remarking, "What's with this old specialist being so mysterious?"

Saying this, he picked up a pen from the desk and signed his name.

The woman beside him took the pen and also signed the other document.

Han Wenbin, somewhat impatient, said, "Alright, we've signed the confidentiality agreement, hurry and take us to the old specialist!"

Lin Jie put away the agreement, smiled faintly, and said, "Since you've signed the agreement, let me be honest, I am the so-called old specialist you're looking for!"

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