This day was just like most other days for the Lacertine troops stationed at this particular processing checkpoint. Humans were shipped in and processed. They were given several rounds of medicine that would prepare them for interstellar travel; then, they were given a quick physical to ensure that the quality of the livestock was up to par. Finally, their heads were shaved, and they were given simple jumpsuits for the trip. Once this was all done, they were shipped to the nearest holding facility until the next batch of transport ships arrived. Day in, day out it was the same thing over and over. Why this insignificant town? Nobody knew. They were given orders and followed the orders. With luck, they would soon be able to rotate off this insignificant planet and back to their home world.

Two of the lacertine troops who were on patrol were walking and complaining about the lack of field rations that had been available lately.

"I am hungry, and we have been cut to quarter rations while the commanding officers still dine nightly in the command stations," The first Lacertine said.

"I am sure that the home fleet will be sending a resupply ship soon. You should not complain so loud, or someone may hear you and report it, " the second said.

The first Lacertine stopped as they walked, "Do you hear that noise?"

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"I hear nothing, just keep…" The second lacertine stopped suddenly," Wait, I do hear something."

Rrrraaaaaghhhh

It was quiet, but they both heard something. It sounded like… a human yelling. They both looked around but saw nothing amiss.

RRRRAAAAGGGGH

It was getting louder and louder and sounded like it was coming from….above? The lacertine troops both looked up to see what looked like a very large, muscular human falling from the sky. He was holding an axe, an axe that was pointed straight down and coming their way fast. The human landed directly in front of the two Lacertine troops, who just stood there dumbstruck at the sight. Dust and dirt flew up all around them as the Lacertines looked on, assuming the human must have died from the impact.

"How…Where did he come from?" the first lacertine looked at the second, who just shrugged.

"I came from the heavens to send you all to Hell!" Elvis shouted as he shot up out of the crater and landed directly behind the two troops. Before the troops even had time to turn their head, he had swung his axe with both hands, removing their heads from their bodies.

Elvis smiled. This is why Captain had sent him; this is when he was most happy. Plus, they had made Loren cry, so he had to make that right. Elvis ran toward the remaining troops. Alarms sounded as the lacertine troops poured out of bunkhouses to investigate the commotion, only to see a crazy-looking human running toward them with an axe.

"Elvis is here to kill you all!" Elvis yelled as he ran toward them at an incredible pace, his axe and entire body covered in flames.

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