This Life, I Will Be the Protagonist

Chapter 957: 957 GodDraw77: Turtle Race — Aba!!!


One hour before her time stop ended, Rita leapt into another cloud house. This was the window she had given herself — if entering didn't cancel the pause, she would have time to check other houses and study their rules.

But just as she had expected, the instant she stepped inside and saw the layout of the game table, time resumed.

She didn't even need to read the rules on the wall. One look at the setup and the players' frantic expressions told her everything.

Turtle Racing.

There was only one massive table, twenty meters long, divided into ten lanes. Each lane had a tiny turtle inching slowly toward the finish line. Every meter or so stood a miniature hurdle.

Around the table, players were shouting their turtle's name at the top of their lungs.

Even Pine Bloom — the ever-poised, ever-elegant Pine Bloom — was screaming her turtle's name with raw desperation.

Each time her voice rose, the turtle in her lane actually jumped.

No way. Were these things voice controlled?

Rita turned her head toward the bar where the turtles were being chosen. Dozens of them sat neatly lined up, shells polished, heads poking curiously from beneath their tiny helmets. Each had its own color, number, and nameplate.

Her eyes flicked toward the ruleboard nearby. Exactly as she'd guessed: pick a turtle, cheer it on, and whoever's turtle finished first won a World Graveyard token. Turtles shared their player's buffs, but attacking another turtle was forbidden.

At the very bottom of the board, a cheery little note read:

"Please shout your turtle's name loudly to encourage it! Turtles who do not hear their name will fall asleep. The louder you cheer, the higher your turtle will jump!"

Rita wanted to leave. Immediately.

But when she turned, she hit an invisible barrier.

No exit before completing at least one game.

For a good thirty seconds, she stood there at the door, staring blankly into the translucent wall, before turning back with the expression of someone marching to their own execution.

Now she understood why the skill was called [Let It Die]. There had never been a truer name.

An orange in a black vest hopped up to her cheerily and gestured toward the lineup of thumb-sized turtles. "Contestant Rita, please choose your companion."

Rita pointed at the nearest white turtle without hesitation. "That one."

Expression flat, she hugged her turtle like a ticking bomb and took her place by the table.

There had been more than nine players in line, but the moment she arrived, several mysteriously went back to switch their turtles. Just like that, Rita found herself ninth in line.

Across the table, Pine Bloom clenched her fists and yelled at the top of her lungs, "Doudou, go, Doudou! Faster!"

She was practically roaring, veins standing out on her neck. Her turtle, Doudou, was struggling over the final hurdle — taller than all the previous ones. It had been stuck there for thirty seconds, and the other turtles were catching up.

Rita shivered. It was terrifying.

She wanted to record it. To send to Lidian.

Her gaze must have been obvious, because Pine Bloom turned her head just long enough to glare, eyes promising murder.

To avoid provoking her and turning herself into the next joke, Rita forced herself to look away.

A few minutes later, Pine Bloom stalked out of the house, clutching her World Graveyard with murder in her eyes — the expression of someone who had won the prize but lost her soul.

That lasted until she heard behind her a strange, desperate sound:

"Aba Aba Aba ba."

Pine Bloom froze. The cold mask on her face cracked in shock. She understood that sentence perfectly. "Jiu Jiu, run or I'll kill you."

Wait. That voice. Why did it sound so familiar?

She wasn't the only one who stopped. A few nearby players froze too, halfway to another cloud house.

Then came another voice, louder. "Aba… Aba ah!!"

The first one might have been an illusion. The second one erased all doubt.

With a flicker of movement, Pine Bloom teleported straight back into the house, reappearing beside BS Rita.

Rita, who had just activated [The Wind Doesn't Speak], nearly fell out of the game ring as Pine Bloom materialized beside her.

All around, the other players kept shouting their turtles' names, but no one could resist sneaking glances at the scene.

BS Rita. It had to be that BS Rita.

Rita stood rigid, staring at the little white turtle in Lane Nine. The moment she went quiet, it stopped dead — and of course, it had halted right before the very first hurdle.

A soft, melodic voice sounded next to her ear. "You're about to lose."

Yes, she was. If she didn't act now, she'd lose — and that meant the future of BlueStar itself.

BS Rita, for heaven's sake, you're the arbiter of BlueStar. Is pride really more important than the fate of your world?

Rita shut her eyes, took a deep breath, and bellowed, "Aba—!!!"

"Jiu Jiu!!"

The shout shook the entire cloud house. Every other player fell silent.

The white turtle, eyes snapping open, radiated raw power — an aura of pure invincibility.

It leapt.

It cleared the first hurdle with a single bound.

The audience gaped.

The only word that fit was shock.

Even with soul awakening, Divine Game had ensured everyone still spoke Arisentna's common tongue. No foreign languages allowed.

So whatever this sound was, it definitely wasn't BlueStar speech.

Pine Bloom's face twisted — halfway between hysterical laughter and an attempt at composure. She knew all too well how much Maple Syrup and Mistblade had suffered because of BS Rita's bizarre skills.

In the individual match, they had been turned into idiots. That humiliation still burned.

Now it was BS Rita's turn.

And her level of idiocy far outstripped theirs.

If Maple Syrup could see this, she'd probably die smiling.

But once you started, you might as well commit.

Come on, Rita thought fiercely. You fools have no idea how good a "Dustfire" tier skill feels to use.

You don't know at all.

When the white turtle slowed again, she had no choice but to grit her teeth and shout, "Aba, Aba!"

"Jiu Jiu, you can do it!"

The turtle began crawling forward at a blazing one centimeter per second.

Pine Bloom finally lost all control, laughing so hard she had to grab Rita's shoulder for balance. "You deserve this!"

Rita smacked her hand away furiously. "Aba!" Let go of me!

Across the field, Maple Syrup frowned as her message alerts went wild. Who was spamming her?

Pine Bloom: Get to cloud house 555 right now HAHAHAHAHA

Pine Bloom: You'll regret it if you miss this

She sighed. Well, she had time to kill anyway, and she had seen 555 earlier nearby.

[Maple Syrup]: On my way.

The moment she stepped into the house, a deafening "Aba—!" rang out, echoing through the air, followed by Pine Bloom's uncontrollable laughter — loud, hearty, completely undignified.

Maple Syrup froze.

What in the world…

She teleported forward a few meters, just in time to see BS Rita, face flushed crimson, eyes squeezed shut, slamming both fists onto the table with a resounding thud, and screaming again with all her soul,

"Aba—!!"

Maple Syrup: ?!?

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