Urban Seduction: Housewives Club

Chapter 328: Family Feast 4


"Drinking like this is boring. How about I come up with a riddle for everyone to guess?" Su Mengqing suggested.

"Sure, sure! I love guessing riddles the most," Wang Yaru said with a childlike enthusiasm, being the first to agree.

The others naturally didn't object either.

So Su Mengqing continued, "It has a big red flower on its head and a colorful coat on its body. It seems like the head of the household, waking people up early in the morning."

"I know, I know!" Wang Yaru raised her hand. "It's a rooster."

Su Mengqing then said, "A small flying insect with a bright tail that shines like a lamp at night. In ancient times, people used it as a light while studying hard."

"A firefly," Wang Yaru was again the first to answer.

"Xiaoru, you don't want to take away Tingting's title as the clever one, do you?" Wang Xiner laughed.

Wang Yaru stuck out her tongue shyly. "If Tingting were here, it wouldn't be my turn to answer."

"That won't do. If only Xiaoru gets all the answers, no one else will have a chance to participate."

Su Mengqing said, "How about this: for each riddle, we'll assign someone to guess. If they can't answer, they have to drink a glass of wine. Then we'll assign another person to try. If still no one can answer, the person who posed the riddle will reveal the answer."

This idea was great, and the girls became even more excited.

"Liu Bang laughs loudly, while Liu Bei cries. What character is this?" Su Mengqing asked. "Xiner, you try to guess."

Wang Xiner thought for a while and complained, "Auntie, you're biased. Why is the riddle so difficult when it's my turn to guess?"

"Can't answer it?" Su Mengqing smiled. "Then you have to drink a glass of wine and assign someone else to try."

Wang Xiner had no choice but to drink a glass of wine and then pointed at Wang Yaru. "Xiaoru likes guessing. You can try."

Wang Yaru frowned and thought for a long time before finally taking a sip of wine. "I can't answer it either. Mom Yan, you try."

"I think it's the character 'Cui'," Su Mengyan said with a smile.

All the girls present were extremely intelligent. They just hadn't thought of it before, but after Su Mengyan's explanation, they immediately understood.

The character 'Cui' can be broken down into 'Yu' and 'Zhu'. 'Zhu' implies death. The two most famous figures with the name 'Yu' in history are Xiang Yu and Guan Yu. When Xiang Yu died, Liu Bang laughed; when Guan Yu died, Liu Bei cried.

Under the influence of both the "Immortal Drunkenness" and Wang Yue's true energy, Su Mengyan was much more cheerful than usual. She not only answered questions but also actively participated. "Let me come up with a riddle too. What character is 'Reunion'? Yalan, you try to guess."

Wang Yalan thought for a moment. "Is it 'Guan'?"

Su Mengyan nodded with a smile.

Wang Yalan then said, "Okay, I'll come up with another riddle. What is 'A lotus emerging from the water'? Grandma, you try to guess."

"It's a dry lotus flower," Liu Ruoshi quickly answered. "Let me come up with a riddle too…"

The girls kept answering and posing riddles. Some were difficult, while others were easy. Everyone had a lot of fun, and they drank more and more wine.

After Su Mengqing answered correctly a question posed by Xue Yan, she suddenly grinned mischievously and said, "Let me give you another clue: It grows in the middle of the body, has both skin and hair, is about five to six inches long, and is enclosed within its own 'wraps.' It's Ya Lan."

Wang Yalan's pretty face immediately turned red. She didn't know whether to answer or not. In a hurry, she took a sip of her drink. But when it came to deciding who would answer the next question, she faced trouble again. The clue was too explicit, and it was difficult to assign it to anyone.

Liu Ruoshi and Wang Yaning also had reddened faces, fearing that Wang Yalan would assign them this question.

After looking around, Wang Yalan finally chose her target. It had to be a man; assigning the question to him would be less embarrassing.

"Brother, you answer it," Wang Yalan said, pointing at Wang Yue. But she thought to herself: Brother has grown up now. I wonder if he has something that's five to six inches long?

"It's hard to guess. Auntie, you should give us some clues," Wang Yue said.

Su Mengqing laughed and said, "It's a type of crop."

"I know! It's corn," Wang Yue replied with a smile.

But Wang Yalan was dissatisfied. "Auntie, why didn't you say so earlier?"

"You didn't ask. It's your own misunderstanding. Who's to blame?" Su Mengqing rolled her eyes.

"Okay, okay," Wang Yue quickly said, "Now it's my turn to pose a question: I'm above, and she's below. I'm excited, and she's eager to try. In the end, I enjoy it, but she suffers. It's a sport. Second sister, you guess."

Now it was Wang Yaning's turn to blush. She tried to think of another answer, but since her brother had already specified that it was a sport, what else could it be?

How has my brother become so naughty!

Wang Yaning rolled her eyes at Wang Yue and then took a sip of her drink. "I can't guess. Xin, you try."

"I've seen this online. It's fishing," Wang Xin said with a smile. "Second sister, did you also think of something inappropriate?"

Wang Yaning's face turned even redder. She wished she could burrow into the ground.

Wang Xin didn't tease her anymore and said, "Now it's my turn to pose a question: You lift the warm blanket and touch your legs. You separate your legs and place something on your eyes. It's a daily activity. Grandma, you guess."

The clue was extremely explicit, making people immediately think of a rather graphic image.

However, after the previous two questions, everyone knew that such explicit clues usually had a pure answer.

But now Liu Ruoshi was slightly drunk, and her desires were stirring. Her mind was occupied by the image described in the clue, and she couldn't think clearly. So she also took a sip of her drink and assigned the question to Xue Yan. Only she and Xue Yan were "experienced" in this regard. Assigning the question to her would be less embarrassing.

Although Xue Yan was also affected by Wang Yue's energy, she had faced such situations many times before, so she was less affected. After thinking for a moment, she gave the answer: "Wearing glasses."

After everyone agreed with her answer, she posed another question: "Something is seven inches long at birth. One end has hair, and the other end is bare. It's carefully inserted and moved back and forth. White liquid comes out when it enters and exits. It's a daily activity. Mom, you guess this one."

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