The Invincible Doctor of the Female Village Chief

Chapter 141: Picking Up Girls Is an Art


"Ah! Pervert!"

A scream from Bai Jingjing echoed through the space, and Liu Zixuan felt as if his eardrums were about to burst.

Fortunately, the splashing water event over there was still going on; otherwise, they would have swarmed in and dealt with Liu Zixuan, the "pervert," right then and there!

Liu Zixuan said helplessly, "Is it necessary? I didn't even touch you!"

"If you did touch me, wouldn't that be a loss for me!" Bai Jingjing guarded herself with her hands in front of her. "You're not allowed to look at me."

"It's such a pity not to let people see someone as beautiful as you."

"But... but not for a bad guy like you to see."

"Am I really that bad?"

Liu Zixuan walked toward Bai Jingjing with a playful smile.

Bai Jingjing backed away and asked, "Wh-what are you trying to do?"

"Take a guess?"

Liu Zixuan's lips curled up in a mysterious smile.

Bai Jingjing thought to herself in alarm, is he planning to do something to me here... that shouldn't be, especially with so many people around.

What should I do?

Shout and call everyone over?

No, no, no, that would be embarrassing.

But...

Bai Jingjing was really about to cry out of anxiety...

Liu Zixuan stopped walking and said with a laugh, "Look how scared you are, am I really that terrifying?"

Seeing him stop, Bai Jingjing breathed a sigh of relief and said slowly, "You're not scary, not scary at all!"

"Am I bad?"

"No, you're a good person." Bai Jingjing worried he might come over again.

"Am I handsome?"

"Handsome, handsome enough to shake Heaven and Earth!"

"Do I have manly charm?"

"Definitely, no other man in the world can compare to you!"

Liu Zixuan was very pleased to hear this, and seeing him smile like this, Bai Jingjing thought she had finally dodged a bullet.

But just as she was secretly celebrating, Liu Zixuan suddenly changed his tone, "Then you must be blind. I'm so handsome, so charming, and yet you aren't deeply in love with me?"

"I..." Bai Jingjing slapped her forehead, admitting that Liu Zixuan is the thickest-skinned man she has ever met, bar none!

"Oh my god... my cousin is actually praising a man, and so perfectly, could this be my rumored future cousin-in-law?"

Just as Bai Jingjing was speaking, suddenly a man walked over.

Liu Zixuan raised an eyebrow and looked to the side, where a very fat man was standing. How to describe him? The man's body resembled a cylinder.

Much like a sausage.

But he had a decent face, fair and clean, truly fitting the old saying, "big head, thick neck, the more you look, the more he looks like a pig."

"Fatty, when did you come back?" Bai Jingjing asked in surprise.

"Just got back. Heard you were here and came over!" The chubby man replied, walked over to Liu Zixuan, and extended his hand, "Hi, cousin-in-law!"

"You... hi!"

Liu Zixuan's mouth twitched several times. How much did this guy weigh, he wondered, as it felt like the earth was trembling when he walked.

"I'm Bai Jingjing's cousin, He Yuan!"

"Indeed, quite round." Liu Zixuan instinctively said.

"It's the 'Yuan' in gardener." He Yuan corrected.

"Alright, He Gardener!"

"Cousin-in-law, I'm really envious of you! To have my cousin praise you like that!" He Yuan looked jealous and then sighed, "Ah, I'm actually quite handsome, but why don't women praise me?"

Quite handsome?

Liu Zixuan really wanted to ask, who gave you the courage to say that!

"Cough, Fatty, does your family know you're here?" Bai Jingjing asked curiously.

After all, the He Family and Lingxiu Village still had some friction, so letting their son come here might not be a good idea.

He Yuan nodded, "They know and even encouraged me to come over, saying our family was about to collaborate with this place for development. They wanted me to get familiar with the environment!"

Bai Jingjing nodded, "Weren't you studying in Fengzhou? Why did you come back now?"

"Don't mention it. There's been a war over there again, people dying every day. The whole school is in a panic. You see, other students can run fast, even a rascal can escape, but how can someone like me run? So, I decided to run back. It's too darn dangerous there!"

He Yuan's naive expression and his words made both Bai Jingjing and Liu Zixuan burst out laughing.

"I can only say serves you right. Your family's so rich, you could study anywhere, yet you chose to go there." Bai Jingjing said crossly.

He Yuan waved his hand, "Well... I was planning to woo a dark-skinned girl over there."

"Ambitious! Great dream!"

Liu Zixuan gave a big thumbs up upon hearing that. Damn, in this world, probably only He Yuan has such a dream!

Other men chase the pretty ones, the fair-skinned ones, but not him; he prefers the exotic, the dark-skinned girl!

"Right, I also think it's a great dream." He Yuan looked at Bai Jingjing and then at Liu Zixuan. "Cousin-in-law, help me out!"

"Help you with what?"

"How to make pretty girls like me." He Yuan said with a curious face, "Let me tell you, my cousin has been a great beauty from elementary to university, with dozens of people chasing her in almost every school, yet she never took a fancy to any of them."

"Not to mention hearing her praise any man, but I just heard her do so; she praised you for being handsome and charming, indicating you must have something exceptional, otherwise she wouldn't be with you!"

"You mean you want me to teach you how to pick up girls!" Liu Zixuan raised his eyebrows and asked.

"Yeah, exactly." He Yuan said earnestly, "I used to think picking up girls was easy, but after repeated failures in the road of love, I've realized that it's a profound subject!"

Liu Zixuan found He Yuan increasingly hilarious.

Probably only such a naive guy would go to Fengzhou to study and chase a dark-skinned girl!

Then he chuckled, "Teaching you isn't impossible, but..."

"But what?"

"Hey, hey, hey, what are you two whispering about?" Bai Jingjing looked at their grinning faces and frowned.

"Nothing, cousin. I'm just talking about life's important matters with cousin-in-law."

"Stop, stop, stop, he's not your cousin-in-law yet!" Bai Jingjing had no time to explain earlier, but she had to clarify now, the praise for Liu Zixuan was forced, not what He Yuan imagined!

He Yuan's eyes shifted, "Not now, but he definitely will be. Doesn't matter, the rice will be cooked eventually. Ah... cousin, you go on, don't interrupt cousin-in-law and me!"

"Fatty! You!" Bai Jingjing stomped her foot hard. Well damn, just because Liu Zixuan can pick up girls, you're not even acknowledging me as your cousin anymore?

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