Just as Chun pressed the bell to call the nurse to bring crutches to prepare for discharge, a voice came from his alt account's butler: "Master, it's time to wake up!"
Ah! Busy on both ends, I'll have to let Earth Lotus manage.
"Earth Lotus, you take over, go wherever you want to play! Father is very busy!"
"Got it!"
Then came the butler's shocked voice: "Master, you're so brave..."
Ah, that's me, don't just stop at two, another twenty would be no problem...
"Madam will definitely like it when she returns!"
Holy shit! Where would I dare suck her!
Anyway, back to the main account.
The nurse soon brought over a set of crutches and said with concern, "Sir, before you fully recover, you can return to the ward to rest at any time."
"Thank you!"
Speaking of which, I haven't asked about the hospital bill yet? Was it the Baron who paid, or the fat guy?
Chun suddenly realized he was wearing the hospital patient's gown. Huh? It feels like I suddenly have a second set of clothing in life! It's said many players like to collect weird outfits and buy skins; can this patient's gown be privately collected?
Then Chun realized that walking with the crutches wasn't only slow, but the screen was also wobbling, how annoying!
Just as Chun reached the door, he suddenly saw the Blade God and Guardian God crouching at the hospital entrance.
The two were shocked: "Brother Chun! Are you okay?!"
Chun bitterly smiled: "Do you think with these two big debuffs of weakness and disability on my head I'd be okay? Have you guys been waiting at the door all this time?"
"Yeah! On standby for Brother Chun's instructions at any time!"
"Brother Chun, in the disabled state, support is available; where does Brother Chun want to go, we'll take you there!"
Chun felt relieved and didn't hold back: "Hurry and help me to the vegetable market, to find the old nun selling vegetables, it must be quick, she only comes out in the morning once a day, miss it and you'll have to wait another day!"
"Understood!"
The two gods grabbed Chun, one on each side, and quickly ran towards the vegetable market.
This feeling is good, good, just a bit of a waste of the gods!
At this moment, the streets were filled with onlookers, and laughter followed them all the way!
Holy shit! Chun suddenly regretted it, finally coming back to show off to the Baron and becoming China's indisputable number one, only to end up like this? It's a disgrace to the national body!
Forget it.
Fortunately, the two gods arrived early with help, Chun, under Aileen's instructions, went on a vegetable buying spree. Now Chun has 22,000, sweeping a few vegetable stalls is no problem at all.
This strategy is not on the Magic Crystal Screen. But even Aileen's mom knew about it. It shows that even Fafnir is high up and hard to grasp the information at the grassroots level.
But the surrounding tens of thousands of players crowded tightly, they also saw this information, what to do? No way, who let myself become a traffic package. I wonder if the Consortium sees it, will they come to imitate and cut in? They definitely will try it, what will happen if it's cut in?
In the midst of this tangled thought, a fierce-looking old nun with a face full of ferocious flesh came out with two delicate young nuns, pushing a cart, and scolded them sharply from time to time for pushing slowly. The vegetable vendors all showed discontent, yet had to put on a flattering smile.
The standard villain!
But Chun suddenly recalled an old play from thirty years ago, a villainous elderly figure, thought to become obsolete early, but unexpectedly became more and more popular in the short video era! She underwent the sediment of time and was sublimated into a classic, into art, into a traffic bundle! Yes, that was Nanny Rong!
Chun suddenly found her extremely pleasing to the eye! In this hypocritical Animal Protection Association, perhaps someone like her is truly righteous? Just like how those who play villains on TV are almost all good people in real life.
Chun immediately called the two gods: "Let's donate vegetables to her together! Throw it into the cart!"
Although the two gods didn't understand, they didn't ask: "Understood!"
The old nun glared with fierce eyes, "Kid, what are you doing?"
Chun replied, "I'm donating vegetables! Atonement!"
The old nun snorted coldly: "You think you can atone your crimes by donating some vegetables? Dream on!"
Chun laughed: "I know, my sins are too great, a single cart can't atone."
The old nun coldly said: "Good that you know!"
Even so, she did not stop them from throwing vegetables.
Soon, the three of them had filled a cart full in front of tens of thousands of onlooking players.
The old nun was finally satisfied: "Let's go!"
But the two young nuns were clearly struggling to push the cart, Chun helped out: "Let us help push the cart!"
The old nun, however, dismissed the two gods: "You two have no crimes, get away!"
Holy shit! I still have to hobble and push, huh?
Fine, although I'm weak, I'll try my best...
The old nun quickly taunted again: "Look at your useless state, worse than a little girl..."
Uh...
"——Pu!" Aileen couldn't help but laugh out loud.
The old nun flew into a rage, scolding the two nuns: "What are you laughing at? Improper demeanor, go back and sweep the toilets as punishment!"
The two nuns were shocked: "We didn't laugh!"
Chun was even more shocked, could it be that Aileen's laughter was heard by her? As of now, Aziza, Siren, Nancy, Holy Mother, and Dharma have all failed to notice Aileen's existence, but she...what kind of terrifying power is this?
Aileen didn't say a word—system prompt: Aileen has entered sleep mode!
The old nun's fierce gaze grew even more intense: "Do you take me for deaf? Dare to talk back, go back and clean twice for punishment!"
Chun was truly filled with dread, glancing at the two nuns, their faces full of confusion, resentment, and unwillingness…they were implicated by me!
Chun could only say: "I'll help them sweep! Atonement!"
The old nun did not refuse: "You can atone!"
At this moment, the entire crowd of players burst into laughter: "We laughed! Punish him to sweep the toilet 100 times!"
Holy shit! These aren't Chinese players!
Fortunately, the old nun ignored them. The old nun's displayed astonishing power also made Chun set his sights on her! Esteem, this thing, instead of going around sucking up to tens of people, it's better to impress one expert. It's just my current state, can I sweep? Probably can, after all, it's a specialized skill...
Just then, there was a knock on the booth door, it was the cafe attendant: "Brother Chun, your dinner is ready, let me know when you're done, I'll bring it in."
"Got it."
Apparently, Blade God and Guardian God caused a scene on the internet cafe floor while doing the task with me. The cafe attendant knows the situation and knows I'm busy. But I have to sweep the toilet! The art style of European and American games, especially the horror and dark-style, is notoriously disgusting... this really makes it hard for my dinner...
...
Undoubtedly, Chun's bizarre look and quirky storyline have once again crowned him the global traffic king!
However, the top ten of the Angel Race didn't laugh, and the Divine Team and Tata Team didn't laugh either.
For Chun to have to complete the task even in such an embarrassing state from being dragged out of the hospital, it must be unusual. Not to mention, during the public test, no players discovered the old nun's quest line.
The Young Master immediately decided to intercept: "Peeping Tom, investigate this old nun's information! Sakamaru-kun, cooperate with Peeping Tom's mission and provide vegetables!"
"Understood..."
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