The Game of Global Mining

Chapter 229: It Was a Methane Explosion


——System Prompt: Warning! You are fighting while ill, and your Physical Strength is rapidly depleting. Your debilitating weakness is worsening. You urgently need to return to the hospital for rest and recuperation.

Holy shit, what's happening now?

At this moment, the screams in the sky ceased, but the yellow mist filled the air like rain!

Chun knew what this yellow rain was, unbelievable! It's unimaginable that such a small shadow, like a dragonfly, could hold so much stuff!

The two nuns were even more startled, covering their mouths and exclaiming at the bathroom door!

The next moment, the noise of footsteps surged in, followed by a commotion of screams!

Just then, the stern voice of the old nun rang out: "What a disgrace, go mind your own business!"

The crowd quickly dispersed.

Only the foul stench and the remaining pool of yellow water remained, along with the four people present.

The two nuns quickly said, "We were cleaning in the bathroom, we only heard a noise outside, don't know what happened."

The old nun said solemnly, "It's better not to know. Just say it was a methane explosion! Methane explosions are also caused by too much waste, what a disgrace! Do not spread this around!!"

The two nuns, frightened, said, "Understood!"

——System Prompt: You triggered a methane explosion while cleaning the church bathroom, your reputation with the Church has decreased!

Holy shit, it actually lowered my reputation! Really?

Chun lay in the yellow water, unable to move: "Old nun, I—"

The old nun interrupted: "Go back to the hospital! You two, take him back to the hospital!"

Forget it! This must have triggered some big secret, that's why they lower my reputation to cover it up! Even though she didn't say it, she must see me as a pillar, and her personal liking for me must have skyrocketed.

The two nuns, however, looked at Chun soaked in the yellow water, troubled: "How do we get him there?"

The old nun got angry: "Just take him! Can't two people drag one?"

The two nuns, suppressing their expressions, stepped forward to grab Chun's arms!

Chun inexplicably wanted to laugh. So, he laughed heartily in front of the screen.

So, the two nuns dragged Chun all the way, leaving a trail of yellow water and taking him out the back door, suddenly seeing the Blade God and Guardian God still crouched at the door, standing guard.

The two gods exclaimed: "Brother Chun, what happened?"

Chun really wanted to laugh: "If I said I fell into the toilet, would you believe me?"

The two nuns got angry: "The toilet is very clean!"

It was indeed clean enough to take a bath in! Holy shit, you should have thrown me into the toilet to wash me up before dragging me out, now there's a crowd of tens of thousands watching and making a spectacle of the national image...

The two gods asked: "Can we help support him?"

The two nuns stiffly replied: "No..."

Fine... unrelated event players can't get involved, it seems.

Chun thought, anyway, the big character is completely unable to take care of himself, so he gave up, time to eat.

So Chun called out to the gods: "Tell the net cafe guy I'm okay now, they can bring the food up."

"Right away!"

Sure enough, Chun's giving up stance was once again met with laughter from tens of thousands across the city.

Laughing my ass off! Do you really think I fell into the toilet? I blew up Beelzebub!

Forget it, let's just pretend to be low-key. Otherwise, just showing off would attract global expert firepower that's too much to handle...

Suddenly, Chun had a thought: If I just stay laid up in the hospital like this, wouldn't Holy Mother's two "self-check" tasks have a reason to get abandoned? Even if she wants to punish me, the old nun can compensate for the losses, right?

I just don't know what the relationship between Beelzebub, Holy Mother, and Maria is. Assuming Holy Mother Dharma and Maria are likely on the same side, but Beelzebub as a sneaky member of the Demon Race in the toilet doesn't seem to be on the same side as Maria, right?

So, it's a competitive relationship. Taking down Beelzebub is a big merit even from Maria's perspective, right? This way, it makes me more confident in letting this self-check task be abandoned!

Thinking of the connection between the Count's Mansion and the Shadow Demon, the ties between Fatty and Mammon, just how complex is this city's Demon relationship network?

Lost in thought, the knocking of the net cafe guy interrupted: "Brother Chun, the food has arrived!"

Chun glanced at the screen, making sure nothing seemed wrong outside, then got up to open the door and received the lunchbox: "Thanks a lot!"

The guy smiled: "The soup's on the bottom... knowing Brother Chun is busy, I'm worried about bothering you! Once you're done, just leave the tray, we'll pick it up tomorrow."

"Got it!"

Chun closed the door and opened the lunchbox, looking good, holy shit! There's even a small bottle of 50ml Chinese liquor, this dinner's quality...

Just then, the phone rang, it was Xiaoqin!

Chun inexplicably felt uneasy: "Hey, Xiaoqin!"

"Chun, are you busy? Have you had dinner?"

Chun laughed: "Always busy! Busy or not, you have to eat, I'm eating now."

"What are you eating?"

Chun listed them one by one: "Work meal! Minced eggplant, fried small fish, stir-fried cucumber, green pepper beef, cabbage tofu soup!"

Xiaoqin laughed: "Wow! Nice! Alright, enjoy your meal, don't work too hard, and rest well."

"I know, I know. Is Fan eating well?"

"Complains my cooking is bad, made him fried egg rice..."

"Little rascal doesn't know good fortune, doesn't understand what mommy's taste is."

"Still need to help him with homework later, it's annoying."

"I never needed homework help when I was a kid."

"You're a genius, who can compare with you..."

"In my time, the whole class didn't need homework help, never heard of primary school needing tutoring, yet everyone turned out fine."

"Alright, alright, let's leave it at that."

Ending the call, Chun felt much more at ease, enjoying the food and drinks with indescribable pleasure. Honestly, if Xiaoqin had that old mother's skills, how great would it be...

...

By now, the video of Chun being dragged out by nuns to the hospital had once again become a global sensation.

The Young Master originally thought that Chun entering the back door of the Church must have been to trigger a secret big quest, but didn't expect that within just a few short minutes, he would be dragged out so pathetically, and the crippling weakness Debuff effect was even more severe.

The Young Master, somewhat schadenfreude, said: "It looks like the task failed, right?"

All the team members echoed: "Although we don't know what the task was, it definitely must have failed!"

The Young Master was in a great mood: "Peeping Tom, how's the information you've gathered?"

The Peeping Immortal said: "Young Master, this old nun is actually quite famous, even ordinary vegetable-selling NPC vendors know and find her annoying, she's picky and loves petty bargains, her personality is very irritable and overbearing, with a severe cleanliness disorder, and even a bit neurotic. Because of her cleanliness streak, she's been the head of logistics at the Church."

The Young Master eagerly asked: "How strong is she?"

"Still under investigation! Vivian doesn't know her strength either, ordinary vendors probably know even less, we can only find out from Church personnel. But with my current Church reputation, I can't obtain information from Church NPCs."

The Young Master said: "Chun's failure is our opportunity, keep pushing! Also, give Tata War God a little pressure!"

"Got it."

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