My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 166: This Guy is Insane! (Request for Monthly Votes)


Xu Youran never expected that her solitary visit would make her such a target. Even with her patience, Hero Xu Xian still infuriated her.

Aren't people from Jianghu supposed to cherish women and possess a heroic spirit? But what about the man before me? He shows no sign of cherishing women; instead, he behaves like a vulgar hooligan, hardly indicating that he's a Second-Grade Martial Artist.

Nevertheless, considering the Xu Family's situation, Xu Youran had no choice but to endure it.

"Young Hero, have you forgotten? We met before at the City Gate." Xu Youran forced a smile and said, "I am Xu Youran from the Xu Family. I'm specially requesting you, Young Hero, to help our family out of this predicament. I can agree to any conditions!"

The Xu Family? This woman is from the Xu Family? I never expected to encounter someone from the Xu Family here. Doesn't she know our task is to annihilate the Xu Family? And here Xu Youran is, literally delivering herself to us! Hero Xu Xian looked at Xu Youran with surprise.

Just then, the room's door was pushed open again.

"Old Xu, I've already prepared..."

Dung Beetle looked at the two people in the room, his expression instantly turning strange.

Has Old Xu also started to enjoy this sort of thing? When we were in the Capital City, didn't this guy only like clubbing? Has he been influenced by the Top Archer in the National Server?

"Don't misunderstand, I don't know her." Hero Xu Xian hurriedly explained, "This woman is from the Xu Family. It seems she came to us seeking help."

Dung Beetle scrutinized Xu Youran. Hmm? The Xu Family seeking our help? Has this woman gone mad? Seeking help from a Profound Yellow Sect Disciple to deal with the Profound Yellow Sect?

"I implore the help of you two Young Heroes. I am deeply grateful. Whatever I can do, just ask."

Xu Youran bit her lip hard, facing the predicament in silence. Two of them... It's not impossible. For the Xu Family, I'm willing to accept anything!

Dung Beetle and Hero Xu Xian exchanged looks, a hint of amusement flashing in their eyes. The next moment, Dung Beetle moved forward, his hand chopping down swiftly. Before Xu Youran could even react, she was knocked unconscious, completely clueless as to what was happening.

"Forget about her; it's about time. We should make this quick!" Dung Beetle said with a smile, then started discussing his plan: a no-damage Dungeon run.

This was a method even Hero Xu Xian was curious about. However, when he heard Dung Beetle's plan was simply the brutal use of Biological Weapons against the Xu Family, his lips couldn't help but twitch. That's it? The so-called no-damage Dungeon run is just using Biological Weapons?

"Are you sure that Stinky Tofu is powerful enough? If not, forget it," Hero Xu Xian said, looking doubtful.

"Don't worry, it's absolutely reliable this time!" Dung Beetle assured, patting his chest. "I specially prepared this batch, and it's well-sealed. The smell won't get out too soon. We just need to throw it into the Xu Family courtyard."

Hero Xu Xian still looked skeptical. The Xu Family's estate is so vast; could the Tofu bought this afternoon really be useful?

But now it wasn't their place to choose; they had to trust in the potency of the Stinky Tofu. If we're discovered, we can simply run away.

Dung Beetle had prepared ten pots of Stinky Tofu, filling the entire room with a strange smell. Even Hero Xu Xian grimaced as he stepped inside. What the hell?

Although the smell isn't as strong this time, it's incredibly irritating. It stings the eyes! It was as if someone had splashed Chili Pepper water into his eyes.

Hero Xu Xian rubbed his eyes, choking out, "Damn, what did you add to this Stinky Tofu? It's so irritating to the eyes!"

"Secret!" Dung Beetle gave a mysterious smile.

This is my trump card, not to be easily revealed to others. It's something to be unveiled unexpectedly. Thank heavens I managed to prepare it successfully this time, away from Xu Nian.

The two of them then each took five pots and hurriedly went outside. As for Xu Youran, both had completely forgotten her existence. Who was she? Don't know her!

The Xu Family had indeed taken great pains to deal with the Profound Yellow Sect, indulging the Jianghu People they hired like royalty by providing food and drink. They had even monopolized several Brothels in Prefecture City, bringing the women directly to the Xu home. This was all to ensure these Jianghu People would be completely dedicated to their cause.

Now, these Jianghu People were indeed exhibiting their "full dedication" in the bedrooms, utterly unaware of what was coming for them.

Two shadowy figures moved unhurriedly In the Darkness. Only when they neared the Xu Family clan grounds did they begin their drastic actions. They fiercely flung the pots they carried into the Xu Family courtyard and then turned to flee, tossing more pots towards the Xu Family estate as they ran.

The sound of shattering pots alarmed the Xu Family members, and the Jianghu People present were startled. After all, they didn't really want to clash with members of the Profound Yellow Sect. When they found out that Profound Yellow Sect members hadn't arrived, Everyone breathed a sigh of relief.

But what followed was a pungent, eye-watering, and nauseating stench that rapidly spread. This odor enveloped the entire Xu Family estate like a foul curtain.

"Damn it! Did the Xu Family spread night soil or something?"

"Something's not right! Everyone be careful, this stench isn't just foul, it's toxic!"

"UGH— Run! It's poisonous— UGH—"

"I can't take this anymore! This smell is worse than falling into a Toilet! What on earth did the Xu Family do?"

"..."

The Xu Family members were dumbfounded. They had no idea what had happened, just staring at each other in confusion. What in the world is going on? We haven't done anything, so why has it come to this?

Facing this specially concocted Stinky Tofu stench, those in the Xu Family who knew no Martial Arts had no chance at all. They didn't make it far before their eyes rolled back and they fainted.

However, other Jianghu People managed to run farther, and a few clever ones even tried to climb over the wall to escape the Xu Family compound. But as soon as they climbed over, they saw a dark shadow hurl something at them. A sticky mass hit them squarely in the face, even getting into their mouths.

The next moment, the foul stench hit them full force, rendering those climbing the wall completely unconscious.

Chaos ensued within the entire Xu Family estate, filled only with the sounds of hurried footsteps and frantic smashing. No one dared to speak. If anyone opened their mouth, the unbearable stench that rushed straight to the head would overwhelm them.

Many held their breath and ran, but soon they too passed out. Some of the Jianghu People were luckier; they managed to escape the Xu Family compound by climbing over walls in other places and then ran for their lives.

They feared that if they stayed any longer, the stench itself would be the end of them.

Ultimately, Dung Beetle and Hero Xu Xian were only two people; they couldn't possibly handle Everyone in the Xu Family.

Even among those who had fainted, Xu Family members constituted the majority. Dung Beetle was immune to the smell. After consulting with Hero Xu Xian, they decided that Xu Xian would handle any Escaping Xu Family members Outside.

Dung Beetle himself went in alone to deal with those who had fainted. Their roles were clearly divided. Holding a Long Saber, Dung Beetle could identify the Xu Family members by their distinctive Clan emblems on their clothes.

Step by step, he reaped the lives of the Xu Family members. He didn't lay a hand on the other unconscious people. After all, their target was the Xu Family; there was no need to waste too much energy on others.

About twenty minutes later, after killing the last Xu Family member in the courtyard, Dung Beetle went straight to the family's ancestral shrine.

Considering how players had destroyed the Cai Family previously, the ancestral shrine was pivotal. Destroying the shrine meant their Task would be complete.

Set it on fire! What's the point of killing if you don't also set a fire?

Dung Beetle didn't hesitate. He lit a massive fire in the ancestral shrine, then quickly ducked out of the Xu Family compound. Just as he met up with Hero Xu Xian Outside, and before they could speak, a group of Brocade Guards surrounded them.

"You've got some nerve, causing trouble in my jurisdiction!" Commander Liu, facing the two of them, looked furious. He especially had to muster his Internal Energy to block his nasal passages, as even he found the smell overwhelming.

"Damn, the Brocade Guards are here?" Dung Beetle exclaimed.

"How would I know? I was just Outside stopping people from Escaping! What do we do now?" Hero Xu Xian replied.

Dung Beetle and Hero Xu Xian exchanged a glance, then suddenly drew their blades and charged at each other.

The Brocade Guards witnessing this were taken aback. What's going on? Even if these two feared us, is there really a need to be so ruthless to each other?

"Sir... what do we do now— UGH—" a Centurion asked, his face pale.

Commander Liu cursed and turned his head, commanding, "Everyone, go in and save people immediately! And remember to put out the fire! The Profound Yellow Sect hasn't even arrived, yet someone else took advantage of the chaos. Now I'm the one stuck with this mess!"

I was also trying to figure out how to deal with this Profound Yellow Sect issue. The Xu Family pleaded with me many times, but I only agreed to keep watch. I couldn't directly intervene. After all, the Profound Yellow Sect is backed by the Seventh Prince. I, a mere Brocade Guard Commander, am in no position to provoke the Seventh Prince. Just look at what happened to Cai Keji after he provoked him. Any wise person would know how to choose. But before the Profound Yellow Sect could even make a move, these two fools managed to make the whole city stink! Who knows what this stuff is that smells so foul and makes your eyes burn? Truly outrageous!

The Brocade Guards also tried to block their noses as they rushed into the Xu Family compound one by one to rescue people and extinguish the fire.

It was at this exact moment that the players who hadn't logged off received a game notification! The Task was shared, so Dung Beetle and Hero Xu Xian didn't have to worry about facing any punishment.

"Task completed. Rewards have been distributed..."

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