My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 203: Couple Style? Steady Flow? (Vote for Monthly Ticket)_2


"Why are you looking at me? I'm a classicist; I practice the Fire Control Technique!"

"You know me; I only like the Earth Control Technique!"

"Big Brother, stop staring at me! I've just learned the Gold Control Art and have never touched Water Elemental Techniques."

"I've just practiced Magic too, learning the Wood Control Technique!"

"..."

Goodness, when players asked each other, it turned out that none of them practiced Water Elemental Techniques.

You've got to admit, Favorite Duck Leg Rice was tough as nails. And A Bowl of Duck Leg Rice didn't hold back either.

Drinking at night wasn't enough. She also had to be drowned during the day. That must have left some psychological scars, right?

Harsh! Too harsh!

A Bowl of Duck Leg Rice, on the verge of drowning, started to act recklessly.

So you're playing rough, huh? If you're merciless, then don't blame me for being ruthless.

"Kun Character - Turtle Shell Bind!"

Clumps of earth turned into powder, then solidified into chains that instantly wrapped around Favorite Duck Leg Rice.

In just a moment, Favorite Duck Leg Rice was bound tightly.

The Magic of these two players really made everyone's jaw drop!

They had taken Magic to a whole new level.

"Holy crap, you can play like this? Are these two playing so wildly?"

"Youngsters nowadays... Duck Leg Rice's girlfriend has a good figure, quite a feast for the eyes."

"Cough cough, is this something we can watch without paying?"

"Taking pictures, taking pictures! This is definitely going to be a permanent stain on their records."

The players were all thrilled by this scene.

Compared to the other three matches, this one certainly didn't disappoint. After all, it was a game. If this happened offline…

Duck Leg Rice was a reliable friend! He really didn't hide good things. People like him would definitely open their doors to their own. What a good guy!

Ultimately, in the matchup between the couple, the winner was A Bowl of Duck Leg Rice.

Once Favorite Duck Leg Rice was bound, she completely lost her ability to move. Coupled with such an embarrassing method of restraint, she couldn't be bothered to resist. She simply allowed herself to be eliminated by A Bowl of Duck Leg Rice.

But their confrontation was truly spectacular. At the very least, the other players certainly got an eyeful.

"Eh? Is it my turn?"

Old Mo's figure dematerialized and reappeared on the Four Symbols Platform. Across from him was a Life Player from the first beta, whom he vaguely remembered.

Seeing Old Mo appear, the Life Player said with a grim face, "I give up!"

Encountering Old Mo in the first round, he had no desire to get beaten up for no reason. Beating him was like child's play for Old Mo with his Eight Gates Escape Armor activated. Why not give up?

The next moment, both were teleported out.

Old Mo walked over to the others, looking helpless. Honestly, he had wanted to stretch his muscles a bit, but clearly, no one else was giving him the chance.

However, no one paid him any attention; instead, they were all staring in surprise at the arena below.

"Whose match are you all watching?" Old Mo asked curiously.

"Dung Beetle!"

Junlin frowned and said, "Dung Beetle and Sister Zhou were matched together. Sister Zhou's Talent is nasty, but Dung Beetle is nasty through and through."

"So malicious! How many things has Dung Beetle prepared?"

Even Poisonous Panda looked terrified.

The others also wore solemn expressions.

「Inside the arena.」

Seeing her opponent was Dung Beetle, Sister Zhou was on full alert. After all, this guy was thoroughly disgusting.

Facing Dung Beetle was pure torture for her!

Dung Beetle stood opposite, grinning as he pulled out items one after another from his Storage Ring.

Yesterday, Steady as an Old Dog had advised him to conserve his strength and, if possible, win the match by surprise. This fellow, Dung Beetle, was quite reliable when he put his mind to it and had prepared many items.

Lime Powder, Watermelon Rind, Banana Peel, a Dead Rat...

His surroundings were already littered with items.

He was determined to win this time's Reward!

"Are you sick in the head or what? It's just a spar! Why are you preparing so many things?"

The thought made Sister Zhou break out in a cold sweat. If all that stuff was thrown at her... Ugh.

"Fire Escape - Great Fireball Technique!"

Sister Zhou decided not to give Dung Beetle any more time to prepare and directly unleashed her Magic.

A massive, scorching fireball erupted from her palm.

Seeing Sister Zhou make her move, Dung Beetle chuckled.

This was the moment he had been waiting for! Exploiting the recovery frames after her skill!

Dung Beetle didn't use any of the Magic spells he had learned, and nobody knew what Magic he had actually mastered.

However, watching Sister Zhou attack, he showed no hesitation whatsoever.

He acted instantly!

Darting forward, his speed was pushed to the extreme.

Although it was now Version 3.0, the fundamental strength of the players was still not to be underestimated.

Sister Zhou, her vision obscured by the fireball, had no idea what she was about to face.

WHOOSH—

The next moment, Dung Beetle dodged the Great Fireball and charged forward, hurling the Banana Peel and Watermelon Rind at Sister Zhou.

Close behind them came a handful of Lime Powder!

But that wasn't all!

Dung Beetle's movement technique was terrifying. The moment he dodged the Great Fireball and threw the trash, he had already appeared behind Sister Zhou.

Then, he clasped his hands together...

"Secret Technique—Ultimate Thousand-Year Kill!"

Just as Sister Zhou recovered from her skill's end lag, she was hit in the face by watermelon and banana peels, and then Lime Powder blinded her.

Hearing the shout from behind, her heart lurched.

It was over! This scoundrel definitely wouldn't spare women. No matter how beautiful you were, his moves were always ruthless.

"I give up!" Sister Zhou shouted immediately.

At that exact moment, Dung Beetle's strike thrust out, but he hit nothing but air.

Sister Zhou's figure had already vanished from his sight. He was declared the winner of this round.

Appearing behind Junlin and his team, Sister Zhou ripped the banana peel from her head and glared at the bewildered Dung Beetle standing on the platform.

That posture… Of course! If she hadn't surrendered just then, it would have been social suicide! This bastard was truly despicable.

"Dung Beetle, are you even human? You don't even spare women?" Sister Zhou yelled from her vantage point. "Don't you understand the concept of cherishing the fairer sex? I really want to crack open your cranium and see what's inside!"

Nearby, Lin Chen was intimidated by Sister Zhou's ferocity and subconsciously took a step back.

Such a fierce woman!

"Dung Beetle, that fellow, is hiding his true strength," Neighbor Six remarked gravely. "So far, neither he nor anyone from the Ao Xiang Squad has revealed their Magic, not even once!"

Hearing this, Junlin and his team frowned deeply.

Dung Beetle possessed the formidable weapon known as Stinky Tofu.

Now, with the introduction of the Five Elements Technique, the players' overall strength had increased once more.

But when facing Dung Beetle, players still felt a profound sense of powerlessness.

Why?

Dung Beetle was too slippery. It was impossible to counter him effectively.

"Hasn't he bought any Magic from the Abbess?" Old Mo frowned and asked. He was currently perceived as the player with First Combat Power, but it was Dung Beetle who had always occupied the official second spot. The third position was no longer Junlin but Iron-blooded War Hero from the War Alliance. The Combat Power List was constantly changing, yet the first and second positions remained unaltered. Old Mo's strength was evident to all players, but Dung Beetle's persistent hold on the second spot was what truly puzzled them.

"No!" Abbess, Don't Love Me shook her head. "However, Output Relies on Shouting from the Ao Xiang Squad did come to me. They bought both the Gold Control Art and the Wood Control Technique."

HISS—

They bought them all? What were Ao Xiang Squad and Dung Beetle planning to do?

Generally, it was best for players to master one type of Magic and develop more spell combinations based on it.

But some chose alternative paths.

Some bought various spells to experiment with new approaches, but this naturally consumed more Contribution Points.

Not cost-effective.

However, if it was Dung Beetle, then it was a different story entirely. This guy was hard to predict using common sense.

"That son of a gun! Is there really no one who can deal with him?" Sister Zhou asked fuming.

Everyone hesitated for a moment, seemingly pondering who could possibly handle Dung Beetle.

"Perhaps the only person Dung Beetle fears is the Sect Leader." Junlin sighed. "It seems that apart from the Sect Leader, he doesn't care about anyone else. Whether you're male or female, in his eyes, you're just an opponent!"

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