My Disciples are Too Idiotic

Chapter 248: These Are All Bad People Don't Bother With Them (Seeking Monthly Pass)


"Hey, have you heard? Dung Beetle captured a demoness."

"What the hell? I heard he slept with a demoness. Who did you guys hear that from?"

"Didn't he kill a group of demon women? Where are you all getting your news from?"

"People from the House of Evolution said so. They also mentioned Dung Beetle almost got into a fight with them over that demoness."

"What a coincidence! I also heard it from people at the House of Evolution. So, who's telling the truth?"

The players were already aware of Dung Beetle and his situation, but the information they had seemed to vary, with different versions circulating. The House of Evolution, Wood Leaf Village, and Celestial Realm had been at odds for a long time, so it was unclear whether this news was true or false. Some particularly gossipy players had already started contacting Dung Beetle to ask what was really going on.

Dung Beetle looked at the incoming call from Little Boss, somewhat puzzled. Shouldn't everyone be focused on finding ways to kill demons right now? How do they have the time to contact us?

When he opened the communication channel, Dung Beetle saw a group of players crowding in, pushing Little Boss aside.

"Hey, hey, hey, this is *my* Communication Ring! If you want to contact someone, use your own!" Little Boss cursed, his expression ugly.

The other players ignored him, instead instructing Dung Beetle, "Dung Beetle, turn the Communication Ring around! Quick, let us see the demoness!"

Upon hearing this, Dung Beetle's mouth twitched. The news spread *this* fast? We haven't been with Lucifer-Glaze for very long, and these animals already know? Don't tell me they even know about us peeping at her bath? Hmm... It's possible.

Dung Beetle glared at the group, his expression stern. "Enough! What do you all want? You want to fight me instead?"

"Dung Beetle, that's not cool," Food Heaven chuckled. "We're all friends here. Why are you being so secretive? Come on, bro, let us see the demoness. We've never seen one before!"

Dung Beetle's face grew even darker. What the hell? Are you ordering me around?

Just then, Lucifer-Glaze leaned in and looked at the screen in front of Dung Beetle. "Is this the Human Race's Communication Ring? Can I contact you all like this too?"

Her appearance stunned all the players on the screen. A deathly silence enveloped them, but the next moment, an ear-piercing chorus of shouts followed.

"HOLY SHIT! Dung Beetle, you asshole! Keeping such a gorgeous girl all to yourself!"

"Starting today, I'm this demoness's number one bootlicker! Nobody better fight me for the top spot!"

"Damn, isn't she prettier than Lianyi and Xu Qing? I feel like the Sect Leader's Blood Demoness is just so-so."

"Miss, are you interested in joining us? I'm stronger than Dung Beetle, and I'm rich! I'll buy you anything you want, just team up with me!"

The shouting even startled Dung Beetle. The initial silence had already made him feel something was off. Now that these animals had seen Lucifer-Glaze's appearance, they couldn't suppress their inner excitement. Terrible friends, just terrible!

Lucifer-Glaze looked at the people on the screen, puzzled. It was her first time seeing so many humans crowded together, and they all looked so red-faced. How interesting.

"Hello, I'm Lucifer-Glaze. Can you see me?" Lucifer-Glaze greeted the players with a smile.

The players grew even more restless.

Dung Beetle spotted some jerk in the corner starting to take off his pants, which scared him into disconnecting the communication immediately. What the hell? A live strip show? What kind of messed-up stunt is this? Even if it's just a game, there's no need to be so shameless, right?

"Huh? What happened?" Lucifer-Glaze looked at Dung Beetle, crestfallen, clearly not understanding. "Those humans seemed so enthusiastic just now. Why did they suddenly disappear?"

Dung Beetle said sternly, "Lucifer-Glaze, remember this: those people you just saw are not good. They lust after your body! They're despicable!"

Huh? Lust after my body? What does that mean?

"Do they also like watching me bathe?" Lucifer-Glaze quickly asked. "Then next time I bathe, can you keep this Communication Ring open beside me?"

As soon as she said this, Dung Beetle's face turned pale. Not just him; everyone in the Ao Xiang Squad looked distinctly uneasy. They knew this demoness was very innocent, like a blank piece of paper. However, it was now evident they had still underestimated Lucifer-Glaze's naivety. This idea of broadcasting her bath should definitely be dropped, right? Even the Top Archer in the National Server wouldn't dare pull a stunt like that! A live broadcast of a bath? Are they serious?

"Don't! Please, don't! Remember, don't just let anyone watch you bathe!"

"Right, right, right! And from now on, don't let *us* watch you bathe either. It's unnecessary."

"Let's drop this subject entirely. We've never seen you bathe, understand? This is about our reputations; we can't talk carelessly about it."

"Exactly, Lucifer-Glaze! Just stick with us and have fun, and please, don't mention bathing again."

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