"Taoist, I've missed you so much!"

"My feelings for the Taoist are like peeing my pants, warm, and only I know it."

"I'm different. My love for the Taoist is like being ten months pregnant, impossible to hide!"

"I love the Taoist's livestreams so much! I want to sell my house and company to give him gifts, but unfortunately, the landlord and my boss won't agree."

"Guys, my girlfriend won't let me watch the Taoist's livestream! What do you think? Could I stand it? I kicked her out directly."

"Bro, I advise you to break up early!"

"Exactly, why didn't she let you watch the Taoist's stream? That's because she's feeling guilty!"

"Buddy, quickly touch your head and see if you're wearing a green hat…"

"Going on a blind date tomorrow, but I don't know if it will succeed? Hope I can get picked by the Taoist tonight!"

"I calculated with my fingers, little brother, you'll hit a two-for-one success!"

"Then I'll just give a thousand as a gift, since the wedding and the baby's full moon celebration will be together."

"Pregnant and still going on a blind date? What kind of creature is this?"

"Why not, can't you go on a blind date when pregnant? It's a test for the man! You're not worthy of raising his child! Allowing you to raise it is your blessing, understand?"

"If the child isn't yours, you don't want to get married? Hah, scumbag!"

"Family, who understands? Just want to find a father for the unborn child, and ended up with such an irresponsible guy, really left me speechless, I will thank you!"

"Mighty ones, please stop your magic!"

"Boo hoo hoo... Stop it, okay. I'm willing to take over, alright?"

"Wow, with that punch, the great Dao vanishes, and heaven and earth open anew!"

This group of silly fans have been holding it in for days, it's rare to release it today.

"Everyone, you can send gifts now, five-minute countdown begins!"

Lu Heng glanced at the fans' comments, smiled knowingly, and continued, "There's no need to send expensive gifts, the free sign-in ones are okay."

Upon hearing this, the fans immediately got unhappy.

"Taoist, what do you mean by this? Are you looking down on us Celestial Sea Marks?"

"I, a real-name protester from Yanjing Bassso, express dissatisfaction!"

"Bro, when you're typing in the comments, can you get the words right?"

"Rest assured, Taoist, I've been saving up for days by scrimping and saving!"

"Launching a Cloud-Piercing Arrow, thousands of troops meet up!"

"Watching women wiggle their butts dancing is not as good as watching the Taoist's stand-up!"

"Bro, asking for this livestream room, you know!"

"Women are like clothes, Taoist is like father! If anyone dares touch my clothes, I'll let my father beat you!"

"I've wandered half my life, only regretting not having a renowned father, if Taoist doesn't mind, I'm willing to acknowledge you as my father!"

"Aren't you guys too shameless? How can you all come and take advantage of my Taoist dad?"

"It's really sad! You guys call a stranger 'father' casually, but if your fathers knew, what would they feel? And I'm different, my father passed early, just missing a kind father like the Taoist!"

"Damn, you're ruthless!"

With the fans joking around, the five minutes passed quickly.

"Alright, everyone, don't send any more gifts."

Lu Heng called to stop, then laughed: "Let's now draw the two lucky fans for tonight."

After saying that, he followed the previous method, randomly found a lottery website, and copied the huge list of fans onto it.

In the blink of an eye, the two lucky fans for tonight were selected.

Taking a look at the two lucky ones for tonight, Lu Heng said loudly: "Let's congratulate 'Xiongxiong Yue'Er' and 'Chrysanthemums for the Beauty' as the two lucky fans!"

Seeing they weren't drawn again tonight, the fans inevitably felt a bit down.

But on second thought, at least they don't have to go up and embarrass themselves!

"Clap clap clap! Congratulations to these two lucky fans!"

"Boom bang! Congrats to these two lucky ones!"

"Bro, your clapping sounds off!"

"The atmosphere in the livestream room has been spoiled by you people, I'm going to blacklist you one by one!"

"I wonder what kind of fun tonight's two victims will bring us?"

"Cola, spicy strips, chips, popcorn are ready, let's welcome the guests!"

"Xiongxiong Yue'Er should be a girl, wonder if she's pretty?"

Fans eagerly anticipated tonight's performance.

Lu Heng also found the first lucky fan and sent an invitation for a stream link.

Soon, "Xiongxiong Yue'Er" appeared in the livestream room.

Just as most fans expected, "Xiongxiong Yue'Er" is female, also quite young, seemingly just in her early twenties.

At first sight of "Xiongxiong Yue'Er," everyone's eyes flashed with amazement.

Unlike traditional fair-skinned beauties, "Xiongxiong Yue'Er's" skin has a healthy tan, glowing with a natural sheen.

Her shoulder-length short hair is trimmed very neatly, with slightly curled tips resting on her shoulders.

Her lips slightly rise, giving people a friendly and confident feeling.

The appearance of "Xiongxiong Yue'Er" immediately excited the single fans in the livestream room!

"Don't call her 'wife'! Absolutely no calling my wife 'wife,' or I'll be mad, can't even be bros!"

"Bro, rest assured, it's the same old saying, 'bros are like limbs, women are like clothes!' If the clothes break, limbs are lost, worst case, become disabled, get prosthetics!"

"Dark-skinned tiger-tooth little beauty, love it love it!"

"Wow! This is exactly my type!"

"Hey beauty, how did you get such a tan? I want my boyfriend and girlfriend to tan like that too!"

"Huh? Something's off here, how can you have both a boyfriend and a girlfriend at the same time?"

"Dummy, isn't this the monogamy system?"

"Wife, your smile is really sweet! Also, dark skin is truly timeless!"

"The moment I laid eyes on this young lady, I understood! Actually, she's your sister-in-law, right, brother?"

"Thank you, Zhan Shuangkun, Fan Xiangyu, and Pan!"

"Very cute Dragon Country girl! I really like brown skin! League of Legends, love from the Celestial Sea!"

"Girls shouldn't obsess over their appearance. You should study more, gain knowledge, broaden your horizons. Let me test you with a geography question, where is your home?"

"Is your Yan Kingdom's map really that narrow?"

Seeing these teasing comments from the viewers, Xiongxiong Yue'Er couldn't help but blush a little.

"Hello, Taoist!"

She waved at the screen and said in a soft voice.

"Hello to you too!"

Lu Heng also smiled and greeted, then asked, "May I know how to address you, young friend?"

"Taoist, you can just call me Yue'Er."

Xiongxiong Yue'Er smiled sweetly.

"Alright, I'll call you 'Yue'Er,' then."

Lu Heng nodded slightly, then asked, "I wonder, Yue'Er, what would you like to have read tonight?"

"No, no, no..."

Hearing this, Xiongxiong Yue'Er's face showed a hint of panic, and she shook her head repeatedly, "Taoist, I've watched all your previous livestream clips."

"Those lucky enough to be picked by you, except for a few, most of them seemed to end up as victims."

"My family is complete, my personal life is happy, and my studies are going well, so I really don't want a reading..."

Hearing this, Lu Heng couldn't help but laugh.

Has his reputation grown so much now?

Look at how scared the little dark-skinned beauty is!

The viewers in front of their screens were also laughing so hard they couldn't keep their legs together.

As regulars in the livestream room, they were quite familiar with the "Immortal Taoist's" power.

"If you don't need a reading, Yue'Er, I'll give the opportunity to someone else..."

Lu Heng said with a smile.

"Taoist, I don't need a reading."

"But I have a distant relative who needs your help with a reading."

Hearing this, Xiongxiong Yue'Er quickly replied, afraid that Lu Heng would kick her out.

"Your distant relative?"

Lu Heng's eyes flashed with a hint of surprise.

"Yes, yes, my distant relative!"

Xiongxiong Yue'Er nodded and continued, "He's an elder from my father's hometown."

"A few days ago, I went back to the hometown with my father for ancestral worship and found him collecting firewood by the roadside, so I went up to help a bit."

"I chatted with him for a while, and he said that many years ago, his wife ran off with someone else, taking their two sons with her."

"All these years, he's been searching for his wife and sons, but unfortunately, because of his illness, he can't go out to work and earn money, so he can't go far."

"Half a year ago, he even broke his right leg while out collecting firewood."

"I felt so sorry for him, so I wanted to ask for your help, Taoist. I didn't expect to actually get picked..."

The viewers were quite moved by her story.

"Such a beautiful and compassionate girl is truly the perfect candidate for a wife!"

"Sister Yue'Er, I'd also like to help your elder! Add me on Weixin, I'll donate some money to him!"

"Huh? This feels a bit like stealing a kingdom under the guise of righteousness, doesn't it?"

"Brother, I can hear your calculations from miles away."

"Exactly, those abacus beads almost bounced off my face!"

"Some women are truly strange—if you can't handle hardships, you shouldn't have gotten married in the first place!"

"The key point is, after getting married, she despises her husband for lacking money and runs off with their sons—this is truly outrageous!"

"Another day of being afraid of marriage!"

"After watching so many of the Taoist's livestreams, I've seen guys leeching off rich women and girls cheating and abandoned, making me lose hope in love! Of course, if my girlfriend were Yue'Er, that would be different."

"I'm hopeless too! I eagerly await consolation from the lovely Yue'Er..."

After listening, Lu Heng gently nodded.

Since witnessing the "transformation" of Elder Song and those three Sect Leaders, he no longer easily trusts others.

"Yue'Er, to do a reading here, the person needs to be present."

"Where is your elder now?"

Lu Heng asked softly.

"Taoist, that elder isn't with me right now."

"But I know where his house is, I'll go there right away..."

With that, Xiongxiong Yue'Er immediately stood up and hurried out the door.

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