Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 40: I Don't Think It's an Immortal!


After sending off his junior sister Qingyue, Lu Heng finally learned that Dragon Tiger Mountain had received a notification from above to temporarily close the mountain.

Previously, he had struck Abe and others with a Thunder Light Talisman and warned them with a Cloud Talisman, which was overly showy.

Now, the entire internet was abuzz with the topic of immortals manifesting at the Shangqing Tao.

Originally, he wanted to keep a low profile.

Unfortunately, on that day, his moment of triumph was accidentally captured by a tourist.

This led to a series of subsequent troubles.

Initially, the group of internet celebrities led by Sister Hong was relatively easy to deal with.

Just a slight punishment could make them quiet down.

But the arrival of Abe and his group was a real headache!

Facing the aggressiveness of Abe and his men, Xuanming had no solution.

Even if his master Xuan Cheng came, he might not be able to resolve it properly.

If Lu Heng didn't step in, the reputation Shangqing Tao had built over hundreds of years might just collapse.

After thinking it through, he decided to make a big scene.

Since people were causing trouble every day, he might as well do something dramatic!

The strike of light and the floating word cloud nearly solidified the rumors that Shangqing Tao had an immortal.

Now, if anyone still wanted to stir things up for attention, they'd at least have to consider whether they could endure a lightning strike.

As for whether he'd be exposed, he wasn't too worried.

After all, he was still a "patient" suffering from leukemia!

After some cultivation indoors, it was time for dinner.

Lu Heng adjusted his Taoist robe and beckoned his junior sister Qingyue to join him at the dining hall.

Inside the hall, all the old, middle-aged, and young Daoists were discussing the morning's events.

"I never expected Shangqing Tao actually has immortals!"

"I've been a Daoist for over thirty years, and it's my first time seeing an immortal manifest!"

"It's not just you, even Uncle Xuan Ning hasn't seen it!"

"Uncle Xuan Ning, who is around seventy or eighty years old, cried his heart out while shouting something about the Celestial Venerable manifesting..."

"I think it might not be an immortal!"

"What do you mean? If it's not an immortal, who else could summon celestial thunder and condense clouds into words?"

"I'm just suggesting a possibility, just a possibility, could it be that we have a hidden master in our Tao?"

"Hiss... That's actually possible! After all, we've never had records of immortal manifestations in the past centuries."

"So, who do you guess this hidden master might be?"

"I guess it's Uncle Xuan Cheng! He has an immortal aura, is kind-hearted, indifferent to fame and fortune, definitely that hidden master!"

"Yes, yes, Uncle Xuan Cheng used to practice medicine and has saved countless lives..."

Listening to the Daoists' discussions, Lu Heng almost burst out laughing.

Oh, Master Xuan Cheng, you'll have to bear this blame for now!

Beside him, Qingyue furrowed her brows, deep in thought, wondering if her master was indeed a hidden master.

Since the current situation was a bit special, the evening lessons were directly canceled.

Everyone returned to their rooms after dinner.

Back in his room, Lu Heng calculated with his fingers, realizing it had been five or six days since he last "reaped the harvest."

It was time to venture out again!

At six in the evening, he prepared to start his livestream.

Compared to last time, the number of viewers in the livestream room had grown to two hundred thousand.

The popularity of Shangqing Tao had inadvertently brought him some attention.

After all, he was the only Daoist streaming fortune-telling online.

Once the system notification from the Douhu platform was received, the viewers quickly flooded into the livestream room.

"Boohoo... I missed you so much, Master!"

"Master, do you know how much I miss you? How much I want to know the next lottery numbers?"

"Snacks are ready, just waiting to watch the show!"

"Without the master around, every day feels like a year!"

"Master, did you see the video of the immortals manifesting at Shangqing Tao?"

"Master, you're so awesome, you must know some inside stories, right?"

"Given your omniscient skills, Master, you surely aren't far off, right?"

"Please enlighten us, Master... What's going on with Shangqing Tao?"

"Enlighten us +1..."

Clearly, the viewers in the livestream room were interested in the Shangqing Tao topic too.

So when Lu Heng started the livestream, many people were hoping to get some insights from him.

Scanning the comments, Lu Heng slightly shook his head and said, "How can I, a humble person, be compared to that Immortal Master?"

As soon as he said this, the chat instantly exploded.

"Immortal Master? Isn't it an immortal?"

"Haha, the master indeed knows!"

"Are you saying that the manifestation at Shangqing Tao wasn't an immortal but an Immortal Master?"

"Being able to summon lightning and condense words from clouds, even if not an immortal, they're not far off!"

"What's the difference between an Immortal Master and an immortal?"

"An Immortal Master isn't an immortal but a human! That's the biggest difference."

"Right, right, immortals are appointed by the Celestial Court, while Immortal Masters achieve it through cultivation."

"I'm setting off to Shangqing Tao to become a disciple! I want to apprentice under the Immortal Master, I want to become one too!"

"I've got full potential, good fortune, and high comprehension, can you tell me where the Immortal Master is?"

The comments from viewers flooded the livestream.

"Ahem..."

Lu Heng cleared his throat and said seriously, "Tonight, we won't discuss the Immortal Master issue."

"The usual rule, give gifts and I'll draw two lucky viewers for fortune-telling..."

Hearing this, the viewers immediately calmed down quite a bit.

As everyone was busy sending gifts to try and win the lottery for the night, someone suddenly typed a message.

"Master is truly amazing!"

"After the top outdoor streamer, the second top outdoor streamer on the Douhu platform is gone too!"

Instantly, everyone's curiosity was piqued.

"Bro, are you talking about Dogzi? How did he end up in there?"

"Damn! Is Dogzi really going to be the prison favorite?"

"Can't be right? Brother Dog just posted a status a few days ago saying he was going to check out the Red Rose."

"The Red Rose? The nightclub where 30+ fugitive 'princesses' were caught last time?"

"Red Rose is quite famous, you need invitations from two members and they check your finances, the minimum spend is ten thousand."

"That status might not have been posted by Dogzi himself, doesn't he have a little assistant?"

"Haha, if Dogzi gets divorced, I'll step in!"

"I'm coming for you, Sister-in-law! No one fights with me..."

The viewers were very curious.

After all, last time when fortune-telling, Lu Heng already pointed out the way for Kugou.

So why did Kugou still end up in trouble?

Could it be that the master made a mistake?

The person continued typing: "The second outdoor streamer was caught because he didn't fully follow the master's instructions."

"What's the story? Stop being mysterious, will you?"

"Hurry up and tell us, let's have a good laugh."

"Come on, I can't wait, I'm eager to fill the spot!"

"Riddler, get out of Gotham..."

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