Online Fortune Telling: Your Son Has Another Dad

Chapter 52: My Name Isn't Hey It's Chu Yuqun!


The girl with the killjoy style heard what Lu Heng said, and her face immediately showed a hint of displeasure.

"Hey, hey, hey, aren't you just a fortune-teller?"

"As a fortune-teller, you're telling me not to believe in superstitions? Don't you think that's contradictory?"

"Tonight, you better give me a reading. If it's not accurate, then it's just superstition, and I'll report you!"

"By then, let's see if your livestream can continue..."

This remark annoyed the viewers in the stream.

"I'm not called hey, my name is Chu Yuqun!"

"Little girl, you're too arrogant, aren't you?"

"Didn't your parents ever teach you to respect others?"

"You keep threatening to report, if you're capable, then go ahead and report!"

"Do you know how many haters have tried to report to the Daoist? Did anything come of it? You're overestimating yourself!"

"Everyone, calm down, this young girl is just going through her rebellious phase, we've all been through it."

"This young girl probably doesn't know the prowess of our Daoist, so let's have the Daoist give her a reading and shock her."

"I'll bet fifty cents, it won't take ten minutes before she submits to the divine calculations of the Daoist..."

Lu Heng felt quite helpless.

This troublemaker really is a headache!

Oh well, being drawn to this young girl tonight proves she has some connection.

"Young friend, let this poor Daoist first read your past..."

As he spoke, he summoned the Celestial Destiny System.

"System, inquire about this person's past!"

[System Prompt: Inquiring about past information will consume three days of the host's lifespan, continue?]

"Yes!"

With his confirmation, everything the punk girl experienced in the past appeared like scenes from a movie.

"Just as I thought, still a minor!"

After reviewing her past, it confirmed his previous speculation.

Though her style was unconventional, the punk girl was only fifteen years old.

"Young friend, this poor Daoist has finished reading your past."

"Do you need this poor Daoist to say a few words?"

Lu Heng asked.

"Done reading already?"

"You aren't a fraud, are you?"

"In this day and age, how can a fraud live stream so openly?"

"Douhu platform's reviews are slacking off, aren't they? Doing nothing at all!"

The punk girl sneered with disdain.

Then, she added, "Since you've read my past, go ahead and say something!"

Lu Heng spoke leisurely, "Your family name is Zhang, and your given name is Lingling."

"You live in Dongxi Village, West Valley Town, Beihai City, Nanhe Province..."

"Hmm?"

Upon hearing him say her name and address, the punk girl was taken aback.

"You... how do you know my name? And even know my address?"

"Who exactly are you?"

The punk girl, once she regained her senses, exclaimed with a face full of panic.

"I know... I know..."

"You must be a hacker!"

"You hacked into my computer, didn't you?"

Even though she'd dressed herself quite maturely, in reality, she was still just a fifteen-year-old child.

When things went beyond her imagination, it was really hard for her to handle.

The viewers, seeing her panicked expression, laughed even more boisterously.

"Hahaha, I'm dying of laughter!"

"That face, it's like the first time I got caught by my mom in an internet cafe."

"Zhang Lingling, that name is way too adorable, doesn't match the punk identity at all!"

"Little sister, let me give you a new name, how about Zhang·Li Ying Shang·Angelina·Ying Xue Yu Han Ling·Xue Li Chi·Jiu Xi·Yu Yan·Ye Luo Li Lan..."

"That name sounds nice, once my neighbor's daughter is born, I'll suggest it to her."

"Whoops! Give us the scoop on your neighbor!"

"One sentence from the Daoist left the little punk girl dumbfounded, haha!"

"Hmph, you common folks, you have no idea about the Daoist's vast abilities!"

"Little sister, are you scared now? Better hurry home and do your homework..."

Lu Heng then shook his head helplessly, "This poor Daoist is not a hacker."

"Regarding your matters, this poor Daoist just calculated them out."

"You're a hacker, don't lie to me!"

"You said yourself earlier, fortune-telling is superstition, how can it reveal anything true?"

The punk girl still found it hard to believe.

"That applies to others' fortune-telling."

"As long as this poor Daoist calculates, nothing is unknown."

Lu Heng said calmly.

"You... you can really calculate anything?"

The punk girl was instantly unsettled, her big eyes wide open in surprise.

"Of course!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly.

"Then... do you take on apprentices?"

"I also want to be like you, able to calculate anything."

The punk girl asked eagerly.

In her eyes, if she could be as powerful as this Daoist, she would surely become the most famous influencer online.

And her simple dream is precisely to become a top influencer.

This way, she could have an endless wardrobe and never run out of snacks.

Hearing this, Lu Heng gently shook his head, "No way!"

"Firstly, this poor Daoist is not accepting any disciples at the moment."

"Secondly, even if this poor Daoist were to accept disciples, they would need to have a broad mind and upright character."

"Whereas you, you're not filial to your elders at home, and often cause trouble outside."

"For a child like you, this poor Daoist would never accept into my ranks!"

Hearing these words, the punk girl was stunned again.

"You... you can calculate that too?"

She was utterly taken aback.

She hadn't expected the Daoist before her truly knew everything.

He could even deduce her everyday situation so precisely.

Indeed, as the Daoist mentioned, her relationship with her elders was very tense.

And at school, she was one of the troublemakers, long given up on by the teachers and school.

Aside from a small punk group her age that she often hung out with, no one liked her, not even her family.

"Then... can you also calculate other things?"

The punk girl continued to press.

Gazing at the curiosity and innocence in her eyes, Lu Heng suddenly had an idea.

Although she was a bit rebellious and unconventional, her nature wasn't bad.

The reason she turned out this way was due to various factors combined.

If she could be guided a bit, perhaps she could return to the right path.

This way, it might change her and the fate of many around her.

Immeasurable Celestial Venerable!

Indeed, my merits are boundless!

With this thought, Lu Heng had made up his mind.

He slowly spoke, "Young friend, your family's situation is average. Though you won't go hungry, there's not much spare money."

"When you were five, your father died unfortunately in an accident while working outside."

"And your mother remarried to another place a month later."

"At five, left with no one to rely on, you could only live with your aunt's family."

"Your aunt is very kind, treating you like her own, caring for you meticulously."

"But your uncle's character is bad; a gambler, drunkard, and womanizer, with all vices combined."

"When he loses in gambling or gets drunk, he often takes it out on you, even threatening to drive you out of the house..."

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