"My Cat Can Backflip" caused the audience to burst into laughter with this remark.

Everyone loves someone who can liven up the atmosphere, so they started sending comments again.

"It's not that I don't want to visit your house, I'm just afraid if I go, your butt will hurt!"

"Bro, you're underestimating the fighting power of some of our livestream audience."

"Sigh, who understands my plight? Every day I go out, I have to tie my pants with a belt."

"Really pity you, every time I go out, people think I'm disabled with three legs."

"Envy you all! I have to wrap it around my waist a few times, it drives me crazy every day."

"I'm different from you all, I have to carry it on my shoulder. Every time I go out, people ask me, where did you buy that python, does it bite?"

"You guys are really like a sparrow climbing on an egg—showing off your big butt!"

"Hey young one, you don't seem that old, why are you called Old Wang? Why not call you 'Wang' instead!"

"This little Wang, can it be stewed in soup?"

"Dressed so flamboyantly, did you just come back from a date?"

"I calculated, it seems like you're about to become a dad soon!"

"Is there such a good deal? Buy one get one free?"

"You got a kid before even entering the bridal chamber, you really hit the jackpot!"

This stream of comments made Lu Heng unable to hold back his laughter.

He chuckled and asked, "I wonder what Young Friend Wang plans to have read tonight?"

"Is it romance? Or career? Or perhaps family?"

Seeing Lu Heng ask, Wang immediately put away his playful attitude and said seriously, "Master, I just attended my own engagement party."

"My relationship with my fiancée is really good."

"So in terms of romance, there's no need to divine it."

He initially came with the mindset of watching for fun.

Getting picked tonight was purely coincidental.

So he hadn't really thought about what to have divined.

After listening to Lu Heng, he first ruled out the romance aspect.

After all, he was already engaged, and his affection with his fiancée was sweet; their future was decided to be together for life.

After pondering for a moment, he hesitantly replied, "Well then, please help me divine my career, Master!"

"Alright!"

"Please wait a few minutes, my young friend, while I perform the calculation!"

Lu Heng nodded slightly, then called upon the Celestial Destiny System.

"System, search for this person's future information!"

[System Prompt: Retrieving future information will cost the host three days of lifespan, do you wish to proceed?]

"Yes!"

Once confirmed, all of Wang's future began to unfold before his eyes.

Only halfway through, he couldn't help but furrow his brows.

It was hard to imagine that the optimistic and lively Wang would end up with such a fate…

The audience waited for a while, noticing that Lu Heng didn't speak as promptly as usual.

With their past experience, they quickly speculated.

"It's over, the Master is hesitating, something must be wrong!"

"Wang, you might need to prepare yourself mentally!"

"I calculated, our young friend might end up spending his future in prison."

"If he does end up in jail, considering Brother Wang's distinguished looks, won't his butt hurt nightly?"

"Damn, his hemorrhoids will be ground flat!"

"Based on my extensive viewership of the Master's streams, Young Friend Wang is destined for disaster!"

"Little bro, why don't you start reflecting on yourself now?"

"Yeah, think carefully, did you skip paying for a foot massage recently, or did you pay too much for a massage?"

Wang watched the comments, unable to stop shaking his head.

This bunch really are talking nonsense, aren't they?

But Lu Heng's prolonged silence undoubtedly made him a bit anxious.

Could his future truly be so bleak?

After roughly two to three minutes, he couldn't hold back any longer, so he asked, "Master, I won't really have a prison disaster in my future, will I?"

Hearing this, Lu Heng slowly shook his head and said, "Rest assured, young friend, your future does not involve prison!"

This answer finally allowed Wang to breathe a sigh of relief.

But who would have thought, Lu Heng suddenly said astonishingly, "Young friend, your future is not in prison, but in a mental hospital!"

With these words, everyone in the stream widened their eyes, displaying expressions of shock.

They all speculated that Wang might be heading to jail.

But no one expected that it was not jail, but a mental hospital!

"This mental hospital doesn't seem any better than jail, does it?"

"Why do I feel that jail is even slightly better than a mental hospital?"

"Once you finish your sentence, you can at least come out and live a normal life."

"Exactly! Even if you're discharged from a mental hospital after treatment, you might not be able to return to normal life."

"Seeing how playful Wang was just now, it's hard to imagine his future would be spent in a mental hospital."

"If a normal person suddenly develops a mental illness, they must have experienced a great shock, right?"

"Bro, go to the mental hospital with ease! I'll take care of your wife!"

"No, let me take over! I'm a professional at this!"

"Are you all crazy? The guy's future involves a mental hospital, and you're still fighting over his woman? Choose me instead, I'll guarantee to give you a healthy big boy!"

"Stop messing around! Let's analyze why Wang ends up in a mental hospital?"

"What else could it be? Maybe the kid grows up and finds out he's not the dad, gets mentally shocked, and in he goes!"

"Or his wife drank too much soy sauce, and ended up with a little dark-skinned kid."

"You guys really are like a panda ordering takeout—bamboo delivery is here!"

Seeing the comments getting more and more out of hand, Wang felt torn between crying and laughing.

But what he was most concerned about was why he would go to a mental hospital in the future.

He always considered himself to have a pretty open mind.

But how did a normal person like him end up in a mental hospital?

If it were any other fortune-teller saying this, he would've dismissed it outright.

But this was the omnipotent Immortal on the internet!

Thinking about his "glorious achievements" in the past…

He couldn't help but believe him!

"Master, I'm very curious, why will I end up in a mental hospital in the future?"

After asking, he stared intently at the Master on the screen, waiting for his answer.

"Sigh!"

Lu Heng gently sighed.

Then, he responded in a deep voice, "Young Friend Wang, frankly speaking, your character isn't bad."

"You are cheerful and lively, honest and humble, and work steadily…"

This round of compliments made Wang blush slightly.

If it were someone else praising him, it'd be alright.

But this was the omniscient Immortal online!

Yet at this moment, Lu Heng's tone shifted, and he continued, "But you value love too much!"

"Once something happens in love, it greatly affects your emotions!"

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