My Weekly Refreshing Mentor Spirit

Chapter 108: How Do You Still Get Into Car Accidents After Transmigrating?


"Hello, junior, I'm Lian Shan, a sophomore in the Biology Department." The senior seemed to be very familiar as she smiled at Xue Dili.

However, Xue Dili just glanced at her briefly, noticing that she always wore very loose clothing. Even though the weather was still somewhat warm, she paired a loose inner shirt with a coat, making it impossible to discern her figure.

The deepest impression this senior left on him was the shocking measurements that Uncle Brave had mentioned. It was the first time he had heard in the real world that the letter "H" could be used to describe the size of someone's figure.

"Thanks, senior. I'll head to the bank later and pay you back." Xue Dili said, a bit more politely.

"Mm-hmm, keep in touch!" The senior didn't linger but let go at the right time, and she seemed to trust Xue Dili quite a bit.

Xue Dili: "..."

Half an hour later, he transferred a few thousand yuan over.

At the same time, he cut off Hercules' recharge channels: play the game properly, practice more if you're bad, don't think about spending money!

Having successfully obtained his leave slip, Xue Dili returned to the Consciousness Space. At the same time, with a thought, Birdman Armor appeared in front of Xue Dili, holding a phone in one hand, chugging beer in the other, and with a bucket of fried chicken on its lap.

The Soul Fire within the armor flickered, seemingly revealing a confused expression.

Xue Dili: "..."

At this moment, Birdman Armor's originally pure white surface was now covered with grease, beer, tomato sauce, and other substances. Xue Dili could already imagine how much fun it had had today.

Looking at its phone, wow, three identical white-haired magic lolis were grinding materials.

Seriously, bro, you've learned how to buy accounts? Ordering takeout and beer? Plus, you've spent over a hundred thousand yuan in microtransactions?

Seriously, bro, the things you learned in just over a day are quite a lot.

Seeing Xue Dili, Hercules had no sense of guilt and instead boasted happily, "Xediles, Xediles, life three thousand years later is amazing, your money here isn't silver or copper, it's numbers!"

"I can't use up these numbers no matter what. How comfortable life is three thousand years later! Looking at it this way, what kind of days was I living on Olympus! Damn Zeus!" As Hercules flaunted his possessions, he didn't forget to curse Zeus.

Xue Dili: "..."

"Here, there's endless delicious meat, precious spices and sauces are practically free, and unending beer! The wine of that so-called wine god compared to this beer is like horse piss. By the way, how is that wine god's reputation in your modern times?" On Olympus, among those Hercules hated most were the ones close to Zeus.

This included the War God, the Wine God, and their lot.

Xue Dili: "..."

He hesitated, sorted his thoughts.

Forget it, it's just over a hundred thousand yuan, consider it a reward for Hercules doing tasks for Xue Dili.

However, it was only at this moment that Xue Dili realized that when heroes reached the King's Royal Palace, they were often treated with good wine and meat, but this was actually quite rare. Many heroes seldom experienced such hospitality in their lifetimes.

Most of the time, they were surviving in the wilderness of Divine Era Greece, where Demon Beasts roamed. Forget about meat, even having a piece of bread as hard as bricks was considered a good meal.

Wilderness survival was the norm; good wine and meat were accidents.

What's more, the wine and meat in Divine Era Greece weren't that good either, with no sauces or spices, little oil, salt was that rough black and yellow mixed variety, with a bitter taste and unfiltered sand, and as for the wine, Xue Dili could only say it was astringent.

In comparison, Hercules now having a Colonel's bucket with some beer made life incomparably more comfortable than before.

Xue Dili never doubted that if this guy were still alive, he'd probably eat himself from Hercules into "Happy Chubbycles."

Seeing Xue Dili's strange expression, Hercules immediately asked, "What's wrong? Is the Wine God's reputation bad?"

Xue Dili didn't speak, just pulled out the dazzling opening ceremony of the recent France Olympics.

A plump blue slob, exposing its lower body, writhing and singing atop a shell.

Hercules: "???"

"This is what people of the later generations consider the Wine God..." Xue Dili said without much confidence.

This wasn't made up; the French officials admitted this was portraying the Wine God.

Hercules: "!!!"

Xue Dili saw the Soul Fire beneath Birdman Armor bouncing violently, feeling like Hercules was using all his might to barely hold it in.

But let's not judge each other, there's the Smurf Wine God and then there's a version of "Clay Pigeon" Hercules.

But let's not provoke him today.

...

Back to business, Xue Dili had Hercules look at the Giant Beast and perceive with his instincts how it compared to the Nine-headed Hydra.

The conclusion was that the Giant Beast was stronger than any Demon Beast Hercules had battled, but not as strong as Typhon.

This roughly matched Xue Dili's judgment.

"If anything comes up, call me! This stuff is fun, and I still haven't finished my event."

Go back now!

Xue Dili kicked Hercules away, then went over to the Giant Beast, struggling to drag one of its fingers onto the Teleportation Gate.

[Searching for corresponding coordinates, Teleportation Gate is opening...]

The world of the Giant Beast and humans, hopefully, not too much time has passed.

Otherworld, activate.

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