My Life with Narration

Chapter 159: Activate Explosion Mode


Cheng Xiaoxue didn't even give him a chance to explain before storming off in a huff.

Meanwhile, Su Qing, though soaked with water, dared not speak up despite his anger—he knew he was in the wrong.

The root of all this chaos lay with his mother. Online dating was one thing, but see the mess she had made of that poor girl? A bit too intense, maybe!

"Mumu, Mumu, look quickly, there's a fight going on inside, Little Su got splashed with water!" Lin Miaomiao excitedly shook the arm of Wo Long beside her.

"I'm not blind, ho ho ho, I knew it, my instincts were right, there's definitely juicy gossip, but who's this lady that showed up later? She's so pretty, damn, I really want to go inside and see what's happening, but I can't hear anything!" Sun Mumu remarked, gritting her teeth as she watched.

It was like watching an incredible movie but only on mute; the experience was just completely lacking.

"So what do we do?"

"Why don't you go in, and we'll keep talking on the phone?"

"No way, it'll be so awkward if Little Su catches me."

"Oh come on, you're so well-behaved that even if he caught you, nothing would happen!"

"Don't lie to me; I might be a little slow, but I'm not dumb!" said Lin Miaomiao as the cowlick on her head bobbed around.

Sun Mumu:...

Alright, looks like we'll just have to watch in silence. Being honest doesn't mean having a lack of intelligence.

"What are you two looking at?"

Just then, a familiar voice came from behind them. Turning around, they saw Shen Yi standing there, eyeing them with curiosity.

"Ah!! President Shen, what are you doing here?" Sun Mumu jumped up three feet high.

"Just had a full meal, so I came out for a walk. You two seem sneaky; what mischief are you up to?" Shen Yi asked.

"Nothing, just out for a stroll, right, Miaomiao?" she said, nudging Wo Long with her shoulder.

"Huh? Yes, we're just taking a walk, definitely not following Little Su to his blind date!" Lin Miaomiao quickly covered her mouth after that slip.

At this point, Sun Mumu only wanted to find a block of tofu to smash her head on, even if it was rotten.

"I heard you two yelling earlier, didn't expect you really came to have a look. Where are they? Let me take a peek too," Shen Yi chuckled.

She had noticed her company's employees sneaking around nearby, so she came to expose them.

"Over there!"

Following the direction of their pointing fingers, Shen Yi naturally spotted Su Qing and Wen Nanqing sitting by the window. Feigning surprise, she remarked, "Why would someone bring a kid to a blind date?"

"President Shen, that's not it, the woman on the date left, this must be Little Su's original wife, here to catch him cheating!" Lin Miaomiao cleverly added.

Shen Yi:...

I'm not mad, I'm just a passing boss, I can't get angry.

"Tch, you guys just wait, tomorrow I'll tell Little Su and let him see how nosy you two are!"

Upon hearing this, Wo Long and Feng Chu were startled and quickly explained.

"Please don't, President Shen, you watched too, we're leaving right now, no need to tell Little Su!"

"Yes, yes, we're leaving now!"

With that, the two beat a hasty retreat without looking back. Stalking and peeping were creepy enough as it was; if people found out, how could they show their faces?

Watching their somewhat clumsy departure, Shen Yi couldn't help but chuckle softly. She was a few years older than them and her experience far surpassed theirs. Handling these two little girls was a piece of cake.

Meanwhile, Su Qing was nervously taking a call.

"You better explain to me: why did Little Snow call me a scumbag and then block me? What did you do to her?" Zhou Hui was questioning her dear son over the phone.

She had worked hard to find a Jiang City girl on social media, only for it to end in disaster once they met.

She had been blocked on WeChat, cursed on social media, and then blocked again—what had they done to incur such wrath?

"Mom, the story is rather long."

"Then make it short!"

"Um..." Seeing the mother and daughter seated opposite him, he couldn't possibly say that the landlord's daughter called him Daddy, causing the girl to misunderstand, so he had to take the blame upon himself.

The downside of being a man on a blind date: if things work out, all is well, but if they don't, it's always the man's fault. He had long understood this.

"Maybe the girl thought things were moving too fast and couldn't handle it!" Su Qing explained a bit sheepishly, as meeting and immediately having a 'daughter' was indeed rapid progress.

"Too fast? How could that be? I was chatting well with her. You could have taken her to a hotel tonight without issue."

Su Qing:...

"Mom, were you saying things you're not supposed to say to her, like checking out her legs?"

"Ahem, son, I was just vetting her for you!"

"Can you stop it already? Besides her legs, what else have you checked out, got any photos?"

"Huh? What, I can't hear you, the signal here is bad, alright, let's just forget this one, there are more choices on my end, we'll talk later!"

"Beep beep beep"

Hearing the dial tone, Su Qing's eye twitched. As expected, his mom not only checked out the legs but more, and she didn't even invite her son along?

And predictably, there were indeed more options. This realization brought him a headache. When would this ever end?

His mom was having the time of her life, flirting away without caring for the aftermath, while he had to clean up the mess.

"Checking out legs?"

Just then, the landlady asked, her tone carrying a hint of playfulness.

"Pfft," Su Qing spat out a mouthful of water, immediately covering his mouth.

"No, no, it's my mom; she was too engrossed chatting with the girl, nothing to do with me."

To this, Wen Nanqing couldn't help but stifle a giggle, then glanced down at her own thighs.

Dressed in a cheongsam, her figure was elegantly showcased, especially being well-proportioned, making her even more alluring.

Though Su Qing was sometimes drawn to her, he felt that his neighbor—a beauty with both looks and figure surpassing even hers—wasn't the kind to act rashly.

That girl from earlier also saw it. Although she wasn't bad looking, at best she was just average-and that was with makeup. Compared to them, her natural appearance was several levels lower, and she was confident about that.

No way someone who wasn't eager with both her and Shen Yi would make that kind of request to a girl he just met for the first time and who looked only average.

"Seems like Auntie is really anxious!"

Su Qing nodded and then asked, "Wen Sis, what are you doing here?"

"Bored and went for a walk, happened to run into you here. Xiaoyun ran in, sorry for interrupting your date. Otherwise, how about you make another plan, and I'll help explain?"

Despite saying this, the landlady didn't feel guilty at all. After all, women who try to steal their sister's man are enemies.

[Feng's seemingly perfect coincidence plan was actually intentional. How could the world have so many coincidences? They're all carefully plotted, and Wolong is right by their side.]

Hearing the narration in his mind, Su Qing immediately knew this was actually a chain scheme by Wolong and Phoenix, the two great strategists.

When he heard Shen Yi was also involved, he had a rough idea of the situation's context. After all, Shen Yi knew he was coming to meet an online friend.

"My boss, let her come in too. Perfect for a meal together, no waste, my treat!" Su Qing shook his head and said.

Seeing him say this, the landlady was taken aback but then immediately laughed, "Really nothing escapes you. Your boss was anxious hearing you were going on a blind date, couldn't stand it, and thus called for me!"

She wasn't like Shen Yi, stubbornly not admitting; what needed to be said was said anyway, as it wasn't her man after all.

Hearing this, Su Qing gave her an eye roll. He knew it was like this.

"Even though you didn't consult with me, you did actually help me a big deal. If you hadn't come, I really couldn't have held on."

Seeing he wasn't angry, Wen Nanqing also let out a sigh of relief, then sent Shen Yi a message to come in.

In a while, Shen Yi was sitting next to him.

"I told you, kid, you couldn't handle it. Didn't my sister save your life anyway? We were even coordinating secret codes. If someone who didn't know better saw us, they'd think we were some undercover agents meeting up, Chief! Hearing him recount the process, Shen Yi slapped his shoulder and laughed loudly.

In response, Su Qing pushed her hand away, "If you had this plan, couldn't you have just come along initially? Was the sudden attack necessary? Made me get a face full of water!"

"Serves you right, who told you to deceive that girl's feelings."

"Again, it wasn't me, it was my mom, it was my mom who deceived her!"

The group sat together for a meal, but only Su Qing and the little girl were eating, while the other two didn't touch their chopsticks.

Many people around eating were taken by surprise seeing this; just what was going on with this guy? In such a brief moment, three women came over?

What's more, it seemed like a post-marriage infidelity situation caught in the act. The most amazing part was the main woman even brought the kid and didn't mind?

Especially with the looks of Wen Nanqing and Shen Yi, regardless of where you put them, they were top-notch. Seeing this, quite a few people around had their eyes straightened, with some cursing him in their minds for being damn lucky.

Why could he have three women, including a younger one, while they could only have meals surrounded by a bunch of men? Was this the difference in how people lived?

They hadn't eaten for long before the four of them left. Shen Yi got into his Accord, and Wen Nanqing got into another car with the little girl.

"Your car looks quite new too?"

Sitting in the passenger seat, Shen Yi asked curiously.

Honda Accord, although several levels lower than her car, but she'd seen this car before-in a video.

Back then, Su Qing almost had a collision with her while driving this car.

"My dad's, only half a year old."

"I see, now that you're earning money, haven't thought about buying one for yourself?" Shen Yi asked.

Given Su Qing's current earning speed, buying a car shouldn't be an issue.

To this, Su Qing glanced at her, then opened the vehicle's voice control system.

"Hello, Honda!"

"Hi, I'm here!"

"Open the sunroof."

As soon as he finished speaking, the sunroof above them opened. Shen Yi asked puzzled, "What's up with opening the sunroof when the air conditioning is on?"

"What do you think? Opening the sunroof is naturally for frank talk. Are you trying to make me buy a car so you can bum rides off me all the time?"

Shen Yi: ...

"Go to hell, as if I don't have a car. Who wants to bum off yours, but how do you plan to thank me for today?"

"Thank you for what?"

"I helped you out, didn't I? Here's the deal, I won't ask for much, just 1000 each time, deducted from Dahuang's salary. In the future, if Auntie introduces any girls for you, leave it to your big sis to handle, how about that?"

Hearing this, Su Qing glanced at her, then turned on the phone torch, brightening the car.

"1000 a pop, and you still consider yourself human?"

"If you can't, you can't. Why'd you turn on the light?"

"I had to, it's too damn dark in here."

Shen Yi: ...

"How am I dark? 1000 a pop, where else can you find such a pretty sister to bail you out? Moreover, I'm the boss, isn't a higher appearance fee normal?"

As a proud company boss, handling an employee's personal issues, isn't a thousand bucks worth it?

In response, Su Qing didn't plan to waste words with her, directly saying:

"Hello, Honda"

"Hi, I'm here"

"Open the airbags"

"Sorry, this function is not supported. Please open manually."

Seeing this, Shen Yi promptly said, "Hey, hey, hey, stop fooling around. Some cars do really pop out!"

Su Qing: "Activate explosion mode, I'll go down with her."

Shen Yi: ...

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