My Life with Narration

Chapter 180: The Last Dignity of a Simp


Using poison to fight poison, using strength to fight strength, these tactics he had learned on his own a long time ago.

He hadn't expected that even a tiny bottle of serum would provoke such a big reaction in Aunt Shen, but fortunately, he was tough enough to handle it.

"Oh my, it's so delicious!"

Su He added a piece of braised pork ribs, smiling happily as she spoke.

She completely forgot that when the little lamb died, she cried her heart out and almost dug a pit to bury it.

A little after five in the evening, in order to apologize to Aunt Shen, he personally went to the kitchen to make a few dishes with the lamb Su He brought.

He rarely cooks at home, usually ordering takeout. But this doesn't mean he can't cook; on the contrary, he's quite good at it, just too lazy.

After all, he had once considered switching careers to become a food blogger.

Ever since last time when he accidentally ate some poisonous mushrooms at home, he didn't plan on cooking again, almost having a psychological shadow over it.

However, today, in order to appease Aunt Shen, he went all out and broke his own rule.

Shen Yi tasted the stir-fried meat, nodded with satisfaction, and said softly, "Not bad, from now on I won't eat takeout anymore, you cook!"

Su Qing:...

"Sister-in-law, did my brother make you angry? Don't mind him, my brother is just like that. Bro, aren't you going to coax your sister-in-law?" Su He glared and said.

Hearing this, Su Qing immediately flicked her on the forehead, "Just eat, why do you have to be the good person?"

"Come on, what's with the lamb?"

Though he already knew, he still wanted to ask. His sister never did anything without a reason, it couldn't be that simple.

"Nothing, just a small token of my affection."

"Come on, who gives lamb as a small token? Besides, it looks like a little lamb."

Shen Yi also seemed a bit puzzled about it.

Faced with their gazes, Su He had no choice but to recount the story of what happened at driving school.

"Haha, so that's what happened. Don't worry, just practice slowly, and with practice, you'll get better. By then, let your brother take you to sparsely populated places for practice." Shen Yi couldn't help but laugh after hearing the story.

Upon hearing this, Su He was delighted, "Sister-in-law really understands me. That's exactly what I was thinking. My dad's car is here, bro, teach me, my coach is so fierce, he even scolds people."

Hearing this, Su Qing quickly interrupted, "Stop it. Dad and mom are coming back this weekend. If old Su sees his beloved car in a sorry state, I can't take responsibility."

"Besides, which coach doesn't scold people? They're scolding you because they're taking responsibility. Do you know why it's better to get a driver's license while you're young?"

"Because young people learn things quickly?" Su He asked uncertainly.

Su Qing shook his head, "It's because if you wait until you're old to go to driving school and get scolded by the coach, you can't hold your face!"

The two women:...

One must admit he actually has a point, though his words are crude, the reasoning isn't.

Back when he was getting his driver's license, the coach's saliva almost sprayed on his face.

"That's why, as long as he doesn't sexually harass you, I think the coach is right!" Su Qing said between bites.

Indeed, for a female student like Su He, male coaches usually don't scold female students unless they can't hold back. Considering she could anger the coach into taking heart medication, she probably got scolded pretty badly.

"Sister-in-law, look at him!" Su He tugged on Shen Yi's clothes to complain.

But clearly, Aunt Shen thought he made sense, "True, sticking to driving school is safer. They're professionals, and it's safe. Next time, be careful not to hit any more little lambs. But you can deduct this loss from your brother's salary to reimburse you."

"Really? That's great, thank you, sister-in-law!"

"Why!" Su Qing protested, but seeing Shen Yi's glance, he quickly shut up. Three hundred is just three hundred, better than over ten thousand in skincare products, he endured it.

"By the way, are uncle and aunt coming back?" Shen Yi asked.

Su Qing nodded, "Yes, soon, probably around Friday. We need to prepare for her going-away party. By the way, have you received your acceptance letter yet?"

Su He shook her head, "But it should be soon!"

Hearing this, Shen Yi glanced at Su He, "Once you receive it, I'll take you for a nice meal."

"Great!"

Soon, the two women got chatting happily.

"By the way, bro, where's Da Huang?"

Su Qing:...

"You just noticed after being here half the day? Da Huang went to work!"

"To work?"

It was at this moment that Lao Wang's call came in, saying that he was bringing Da Huang back. Su Qing went downstairs to pick him up and didn't let Lao Wang come up.

The meal was nice, and Aunt Shen had calmed down significantly, while Su He shamelessly went next door to chat with Shen Yi.

She treated Shen Yi as her sister-in-law, and Shen Yi treated her as a little sister. They got along harmoniously. How could they not, given Shen Yi's experience, handling such a youngster was a piece of cake?

That night, Su He stayed over next door, taking Da Huang with her. Seeing his former 'tilted tree' self, Da Huang was much calmer, unlike the sycophant he used to be.

After all, recently, he had gone from a simple eunuch dog to a seasoned eunuch dog.

What kind of beauties hadn't he seen? At home with Shen Yi and Wen Nanqing, at the company with a bunch of young ladies, he even stretched his paws towards actresses now.

So, he wasn't even interested in a young and undeveloped girl like Su He, who got annoyed and kicked him several times.

The next day, Su Qing still didn't go to work. As usual, Lao Wang took Da Huang away for shooting, while he relaxed at home to recover.

Before five in the afternoon, he received a call from Lao A, inviting him for a meal.

In the East Suburb, behind the Science and Technology University, at their old local diner, Su Qing took a cab over.

"Hey, what's up today, here so early?" Su Qing sat down with a smile.

But Wang Xing just silently poured him a glass of wine.

"Took half a day off, you don't look well!" Taking note of his nasal tone, Wang Xing asked in a deep voice.

Hearing this, Su Qing was taken aback; he noticed something was off with Lao A, "Caught a cold that day we went into the river, haven't been to work these past few days, what's bothering you?"

"You know me well. I guess you could say that!"

As soon as he finished speaking, a narration voice echoed in Su Qing's mind.

[The awakening of the sycophant; the feelings were ultimately misplaced. Wang Xing, the king of sycophants, discovered his girlfriend's secret of keeping other men. He was just one step away from witnessing it himself. Everything would finally reach a conclusion tonight. Only by witnessing it could he shed the sycophant's mark, operation codename: The final dignity of a sycophant]

Upon hearing this, Su Qing immediately understood; that Jiang Mengting seemed to be up to something again. What comforted him, though, was that Lao A seemed uncharacteristically determined.

"What's the situation, spill it?"

Wang Xing simply drank a cup on his own and smiled, "It's just that. Even though I felt prepared mentally, I still want to see it personally, in case I'm wrong about her..."

"Forget it, I don't even believe that myself!"

"So you called me over to accompany you?"

Wang Xing nodded, "Yeah, I'm afraid if I see something bad, I'll act on impulse and lose control."

"But you seem pretty calm right now, did you figure something out?"

"Nah, actually I'm just pretending, feeling terrible inside!"

Hearing this, Su Qing couldn't help but laugh out loud, "Feeling bad is normal, but compared to being an idiot before, this is quite an improvement."

"When do we go?"

Wang Xing drank some more, "It's still early, drink with me a little, I might feel worse later!"

"Alright!"

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