My Life with Narration

Chapter 65: You're So Bad I Really Like You


Su Qing was a bit taken aback by his mom's sudden change in attitude. That evening, the family of four, plus one dog, gathered for a rare dinner at home.

He had to admit he hadn't eaten at home for a long time. Now, the four of them sat down just like they used to.

"Here, son, have some fish. Your dad caught this bighead carp, made your favorite pickled pepper fish head. It's the first time I've seen a wild bighead carp grow so big." Zhou Hui smiled as she added some fish to her eldest son's plate.

Seeing this, Old Comrade Su's eyelids twitched, and Su Qing hurriedly took a few bites of rice, trying not to laugh, because if he did, Old Su would be in trouble.

"Woof woof woof~" Big Yellow, somewhat dissatisfied, barked twice, as it was rare for no one to pay attention to it today.

"Shoo, shoo, go eat your dog food, get lost!" Zhou Hui glared at it, and Big Yellow immediately shrank its neck. Even though it wasn't clever, it knew who was in charge at home and who not to provoke.

Then it took a few steps, looking back at Su Qing with eyes full of grievance.

[Big Yellow, who never considered itself a dog, felt human warmth and coldness, and the vicissitudes of life for the first time. The harshness of adulthood was not something a dog of its age should endure.]

Hearing the narration in his mind, Su Qing almost burst out laughing. If his mom hadn't stopped him, he would've already let Big Yellow experience the harshness of society. It even pretended to be lame; finally, he could breathe a little easier.

"Son, have a drumstick."

"Thanks, Mom."

Old Comrade Su looked at the vegetables in his bowl and couldn't help feeling a bit off. After all, he was the one who had cooked all the food on the table.

He then looked at his simple-looking eldest son and asked with a harsh tone, "Since you're back, let's hear it. I heard someone swore brotherhood with Old Li. I'm still the third in line?"

Upon hearing this, Su Qing froze. Sure enough, you can't escape forever.

"Wha... What are you talking about, Dad? You know my drinking capacity, right? I had already passed out back then. It must've been Uncle Li's idea. How could I possibly... Isn't that right!" Su Qing raised his head with a wry smile.

He genuinely didn't know, as he had really drunk too much that day. Four liang of liquor wasn't a lot, but for him, it was no small amount, especially since the alcohol content was quite high.

"Why did you block your mom and me if you had nothing to do with it? Feeling guilty?" Old Su pressed further, clearly not wanting to let him off the hook.

Su Qing: ...

On the side, Su He watched the show with sly eyes. She had been looking forward to this scene for a long time, always feeling it would be particularly exciting. If Su Qing had known, he would have definitely regretted transferring money to her yesterday. In retrospect, five hundred yuan wasn't worth the familial bond.

Just as he was pondering whether to reveal that his dad went to the supermarket to buy fish as an excuse for not being in the Air Force, Zhou Hui couldn't sit still any longer. With a glare, she said loudly to Old Comrade Su:

"What are you up to? Can we still eat like this? Stop it right now. Our son hardly comes home, and you're all tough on him? If I don't get to meet my future daughter-in-law and hold a grandchild, I'm ready to move out!"

Su Hongye: ???

Is this really my wife? She was blocked too, and I'm just helping her vent! Old Comrade Su mentally cried out, but he lacked the courage to speak up, as he still needed his wife's approval for his fishing trips.

Meanwhile, Su Qing's eyes widened, and his family status increased by +1, +1, +1.

Because of a small misunderstanding, he instantly became the second-most important figure in the family, right after his mom, Zhou Hui. Shen Yi's influence was quite strong, even stronger than his own golden narration feature.

Even with the narration, his status never improved. Unexpectedly, this mistake brought him to a higher standing.

At this point, Su Qing didn't even want to explain the misunderstanding. Let Shen Yi remain as the future daughter-in-law for a while longer. After all, it wouldn't happen anyway, and he might as well enjoy the thrill of elevated status.

"Exactly," Su He chimed in, noticing her brother's current prominence. She quickly adapted to the situation: "Dad, my brother is living with his girlfriend. Maybe by next year, you'll have a grandchild. And when she becomes my sister-in-law, you'll need to watch your tone."

"After all, my brother is younger than her. If you keep scolding him like a child, sister-in-law is bound to overthink it."

Hearing this, Su Qing was stunned. This little devil dared to say such things! If he ever "broke up," what would happen if there was no grandchild for his mom? Would he still be alive?

And Old Comrade Su was even more speechless. His little girl wasn't siding with him anymore! This cotton jacket was starting to leak.

In contrast, the smile on Zhou Hui's face grew more and more radiant, not twisted. She then said with a laugh:

"That's right. Look at how sensible my daughter is. Here, sweetheart, have a drumstick too!" With that, she passed her a drumstick.

"Thanks, Mom!"

Praise He wasn't just for show. In terms of appealing to and flattering the family elders, he was truly at a master level. Otherwise, how could he have maintained a stable family position all these years?

"Son, how long have you two been dating? It's fine if she's a bit older; older means more caring. Your dad and I have no objections. But I heard her financial situation is quite good, is that true? Now remember, you can't spend her money; that's not a good look on a man. If your funds are short, let me know, and I'll give you some. You should never be stingy when dating."

Zhou Hui earnestly instructed her eldest son on the art of romance, including how to prepare surprises and create romance. These were all tips she had picked up from online romance guides, clearly ready to teach her son how to be in a relationship.

Realizing this, Su Qing understood how much his mom cared about this matter. When he arrived home, he noticed the statue of Yue Lao, which had been taken down before, had been hung back up and worshipped with incense.

This meal lasted from six in the evening until nine at night. If Su He didn't have her college entrance exams the next day, he felt his mom would've had an all-night chat with him.

After his status improved, Big Yellow's doghouse was moved out of his bedroom and back to the hallway. Su Qing could still recall Big Yellow's resentful eyes, as a murderous gaze is hard to conceal.

[Rebel mom's chosen daughter-in-law—if it works out, you're a family hero with permanently elevated status. If it doesn't, once the trial period ends, you're worthless.]

Lying in his long-lost bed, listening to the narration in his mind, Su Qing couldn't help but sigh. The days ahead didn't look easy.

After all, he didn't have the money to invite Shen Yi to come home and pretend to be his girlfriend. He was still working for someone, doing a job that involved keeping people company. Just thinking about it annoyed him.

He should focus on making money, becoming a significant capital figure. That way, he'd have any kind of girlfriend he wanted—one every day and never the same one throughout the year. Then his mother would be the one with headaches.

In a luxurious flat downtown, Shen Yi quietly asked Wen Nanqing, who just came out of a room, "Is Xiao Yun asleep?"

"She just fell asleep. Why?"

"I need to discuss something with you. You're Su Qing's landlord, right? How about you kick him out?"

Hearing this, Wen Nanqing paused and then said, "That's not right. He paid the rent; I can't just do that. I won't do it."

In response, Shen Yi quickly explained, "He won't lose out. You can do this and that, and then finally this..."

After a bit of whispering, Wen Nanqing chuckled, covering her mouth, "You're so bad, but I like it!"

Shen Yi: ...

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