"Where are you, dude? Are you really six feet tall?"

"Didn't you say you had an eight-pack?"

"Is it true or not? Let me take a look!"

In less than two minutes, a group of girls rushed in with such excitement that it even startled Da Huang, the playful dog, who backed away a bit. After all, it only liked cute girls, not creepy ones.

"Here he is, six feet, no abs, with a dog, the new model from the company's publicity department," Sun Mumu pointed at Su Qing and Da Huang.

Upon hearing this, the girls aimed their gazes over and soon swarmed around him, looking him up and down.

"Not bad, he is indeed six feet tall."

"He looks good, but doesn't he seem a bit young?"

"Who cares if he's young? As long as he's a man, it's fine. If we don't get some men in our department soon, we're going to be suffocated by all these women."

While checking him out, some of the girls had already started petting Da Huang's doggy head.

They were young, but at least older than Su Qing, and came in all shapes and sizes.

"Hey, handsome, are you new here?" one of the slightly more mature-looking girls asked.

Su Qing: "Uh... I guess so, but the company signed a contract with it to use as a model for shoots."

Looking at the girls around him, Su Qing suddenly felt overwhelmed, like the monk Tang Seng mistakenly wandering into the Kingdom of Women.

In today's age where there are more men than women, how could there still be such enthusiastic girls? It's not logical, are there still girls this passionate?

But clearly, he was overthinking it. They were this enthusiastic not because they liked men, but because they wanted to bring new energy into the department.

"Sister Feng, he was assigned to me by Secretary Deng to be taken next door. He doesn't have a position, but the company set up a place for him next door. I thought, maybe our department has some free space too?" Sun Mumu cautiously asked.

Upon hearing this, Feng Yan thought for a moment and replied, "Anyway, he doesn't have a position. Waiting anywhere is still waiting, right? Go ahead."

"Hey handsome, come join our department. Next door might seem empty now, but it's the place for Business Department 2, and it'll get chaotic when they hire more people in a few days. Besides, let me tell you, people in the business department are all old, the competition there is fierce. There's no environment like our planning department, full of ladies. Oh, and are you single?"

Hearing this, Su Qing instinctively nodded.

"Then it's perfect. We have space in our planning department too. You might even find love here, who knows? Don't worry, our department is super harmonious."

Saying this, she called to the girls behind her: "What are you waiting for? Show our new friend around the department."

"Little Sun, go clear out a desk."

"Got it, Sister Feng, I'm on it."

Soon enough, before Su Qing could believe it, he and Da Huang were dragged by the group of girls to the adjacent office area.

Compared to here, the office area next door was much larger, brighter, and more warmly decorated, mainly because it had more people.

After arriving, he realized that besides the ones who dragged him over, there was another girl quietly working at the computer.

"Here, handsome, this is going to be your workstation," Feng Yan said as she plopped him down at a desk that looked freshly cleared.

As Su Qing sat down, suddenly there were several white hands petting Da Huang, some stroking the dog's head, some squeezing its paws, not fearing the big dog biting at all. The boldest was a girl who lifted Da Huang's tail to peek inside.

"Hey? It's a boy dog, what a pity, turned into a eunuch."

Upon hearing this, Da Huang reacted violently, letting out a sharp howl as he burrowed underneath something behind him.

Scaring the dog, what kind of creatures are these?

At the same time, through the narrations, Su Qing heard some extremely foul words. It's undeniable that Da Huang, as a workplace newbie, experienced workplace oppression and sexual harassment on his first day at work, which was quite something.

"Hey, hey, hey, look, it's shy. Come on over, I've got treats here," some girl tempted Da Huang with snacks, hoping to lure it out and unleash her roaming pig hands.

Seeing this, Su Qing's eyelids twitched uncontrollably. There was a reason he didn't want to work here, the yin-yang dynamic was not favorable for men. For example, studying nursing—a few guys get bombarded by whole classes of women.

Massage, acupuncture, model experiences, plus a string of physical labor—most crucially, you can't even skip classes. It's brutal.

He was starting to feel like that.

"No... it wouldn't be good, Sister Deng told me to wait over there, someone will be looking for me," Su Qing swallowed nervously and said quietly.

It's no wonder he was a bit jittery, the women here all seemed off to him. Although he considered himself reasonably attractive, to have all these girls flock to him was only something he dreamt of. There had to be some underlying reason, likely not a good one.

Just as he was about to leave, aware that being honest on his first day would probably be best with his newbie humility.

"Sit down!" Feng Yan ordered softly, which made him jolt nervously. Then, Feng Yan pressed an arm on the desk in front of him, saying:

"I know all about it. This dog is the model, you have no position, so waiting somewhere is still waiting."

Then, with a smile, she continued, "Our planning department is nice too, just have a seat."

"Xiao Lin, any of you have snacks or fruits? Bring some up. Xiao Sun, pour some water!"

Then a girl with glasses, looking both quiet and a bit goofy, stood up: "Ah?"

"Sure, I'll go get some!"

"I'll pour the water!" Sun Mumu enthusiastically offered.

Soon, the table in front of him was filled with snacks and fruits.

Truly, women's tactics are often similar—keeping a man's heart by capturing his stomach first.

"Here, handsome, have an orange," Feng Yan said, handing over a large, ugly orange. Su Qing took it, but realized something was off. Upon closer inspection, the ugly orange was just a peel, with two small tangerines inside.

Su Qing: (꒪Д꒪)ノ

This was an orange within an orange. At that moment, Su Qing felt it was a warning from above. If he didn't leave now, he'd end up in Shawshank's redemption.

"Sister Feng, I..."

Just as he began to speak, Feng Yan gently massaged her temples, putting her other hand on his shoulder quietly said:

"Don't move, I can explain, I can explain."

"This is... orange blossom... no wait, it's great luck in disguise, misfortune turned to good fortune, a great omen..."

Finishing the sentence, even the older sister couldn't continue fabricating and turned to yell, "Who messed with the oranges again? You're idle, aren't you?"

Then she turned back to him, saying:

"Brother, I won't lie to you anymore, we're straightforward people. The main reason we roped you in here is... honestly... mainly because your bone structure is extraordinary, you'll be great someday. Our boss is a real beauty, her office is right there, you know."

Su Qing: ...

Could you at least lie more convincingly? You're openly scamming now!

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