"I'll get straight to the point. The system has a problem."
Gremory was looking at me with contempt on her dumbfounded face. I listened to Gremory's explanation while sucking Luna's bottom in my bedroom in the dungeon. If Luna's milk tanks tasted like chocolate milk, Luna's bottom tasted like melted dark chocolate.
"Mmph, mmph?!"
Luna trembled violently and squirted. Of course, the squirt was transparent liquid, but when I tasted it with my tongue, it had a sweet cacao chocolate flavor.
"Gross."
"Says the mop who's doing it with anyone using her clone even now."
"...I'm not doing it anymore?!"
Gremory shrieked. I lowered my head slightly and caught my breath. Currently, Luna was carefully licking my member from above in a 69 position. At the bottom of the bed, Lune was licking my balls and the underside of my shaft together, and the two elves didn't care at all that Gremory was beside them.
"So what you're saying is, the dungeon system had an error?"
"Error?"
"Malfunction."
"I guess so. But there's no way the Demon King's system would malfunction..."
'It definitely malfunctioned.'
Seeing how it strangely judged Lune's virginity, it was full of errors and holes, but if I carelessly touched Gremory who entered Demon King praise mode, there'd be trouble. I licked Luna's vulva, dyed pink under her brown skin, and asked again.
"Just listen. Luna's corruption condition is creampie, right? Lune's corruption condition is losing her hymen."
"Uh-huh."
"But I had Luna's chest stuck in the dungeon, and I came inside outside the dungeon."
Though I tried to pull out midway for external ejaculation but failed. What was on top of Luna's vulva was definitely what flowed out after I came. In other words, I came inside white Luna.
"At that moment, Luna had her head stuck in the dungeon up to her chest?"
"Up to her chest."
"Dark Elf corruption by the system...? It doesn't apply outside the dungeon...?"
Gremory pointed at the purple sparkling summoning facility.
"...I really don't think this would happen, but. Didn't the system only apply inside the dungeon? To change Luna only into a Dark Elf inside the dungeon."
"How convenient. She's a modest lady elf outside the dungeon but becomes a sexy Dark Elf when she enters the dungeon? Luna, you good with that?"
"Haum, slurp, dunno, shut up."
Luna violently bit my member and shook her head up and down like a Dark Elf in full heat. Because of her greed, Lune pouted her lips in protest.
"Master, can't we send this woman back to the forest right now?"
"She's stronger than me, so I can't send her by force."
"Hiii..."
"Hehe, you seem to have gotten quite a bit stronger, but compared to me, you're still far off. Keep training. Look, with my strength I can burst this guy's thing—"
Luna monopolized my member and showed off her strength. Unfortunately, she used that strength to squeeze my member, so my vision went white and I lost consciousness.
"...?"
***
I really did lose consciousness. I suddenly came to my senses in a world dyed white.
"...Haa."
Across the table sat Estu. Meeting her after such a long time, this time she wasn't wearing secretary clothes but a school uniform with yellow accents on a black base. My heart naturally sank.
'A school uniform.'
Estu appeared before me wearing an absolute barrier. She seemed to have a lot to say, and I bent my waist and bowed 90 degrees.
"I'm so sorry!!"
Let's start with a hard apology first. Sticking my dick in comes later when I beat Solomon, and right now I had to sincerely apologize for causing another system problem.
"...How did you, no. Since you made the Elven Forest guardian like that, it'll be a big help later. I'll take it into consideration. Phew."
Estu shook her head as if she had a headache. She seemed like she'd have to work quite hard on the aftermath, but I couldn't understand why.
"Um..."
"It is a system error. Originally it shouldn't happen, but because your body was halfway in the dungeon, it made the corruption judgment. Though you didn't actually corrupt because your uterus was outside the dungeon."
"I don't really understand, so can you explain? Gremory doesn't seem to know either."
"...There are two main types of corruption into Dark Elves. One is kinslaying, the other is mating with monsters."
I already knew that well. Did Estu think I might not know? I already evolved Lune to 3 stars, so I knew most of it.
"The former applies equally to everyone. If an elf kills an elf, immediate corruption. This is an imprint and curse the goddess planted in elves' genes. It can't be undone."
"Genes?"
"...I changed it to an expression you'd understand to help you. It's not wrong, is it?"
She handles space-time magic and even mastered modern medicine. Estu's amazing.
"And the latter is corruption by the Demon King's magic. Instead of the difficult condition of kinslaying, receiving a monster's seed defiles the goddess's imprint. Inside the dungeon, the system is built so that monster semen triggers the kinslaying curse."
"Where is this goddess's imprint...?"
"The cervix."
"Ugh, fuck."
A double curse naturally slipped out. I shuddered thinking what a complicated and dirty setting this was. Estu nodded and continued explaining.
"The moment semen containing demonic energy covers the goddess's imprint, it contaminates all of the elf's mana with the demonic realm's magic power filling the dungeon interior. That's the whole story of Dark Elf transformation through sexual acts. Occasionally there were dungeon owners who caught elves, but most didn't want pure elves and wanted to catch corrupted Dark Elves. Tsk, idiots who don't know shit."
"Why is it so complicated?"
"What's simplified are the evolution and corruption conditions! If I applied what I just explained as is, would those numbskulls have understood it properly?!"
"That's true. So..."
I tried to verify my understanding level with Estu.
"Anyway, if you creampie, the semen will flow past the cervix, so the imprint will somehow be affected?"
"Something like that."
"...Not much different from the elf elders setting taboos."
If the elves knew about Dark Elf transformation as Estu told me, the taboo would have changed to 'if you happen to fuck a monster, don't let them cum inside and definitely use a condom.' At least that's what I would say.
"But here's the strange thing. Luna's pregnant with my child now?"
"What?"
Estu clapped in surprise.
"Wait. Not satisfied with just cumming inside, you got the forest guardian pregnant?! Really?! I need to see this directly, log!"
Estu rushed toward me and pressed my head with her hand. I was slightly displeased by her actions like she was stirring and reading my memories, but I had to endure. The opponent was either the Demon King or an existence equivalent to the Demon King.
"Wow..."
Estu looked down at me and raised her thumb.
"You, your sperm motility is killer. To think precum pushed in the semen with remaining sperm and managed to succeed in insemination. And you cleverly avoided the imprint. You're really lucky."
"I'll take that as a compliment."
"How could something like this happen... Haa, if only other dungeon owners brought elves on their own like you... If you gather them separately and spray just a little bit inside the vagina, you could make 100,000 orcs in no time. Goodness."
"..."
I wanted to ask if she thought that made sense, but I stayed silent. Even the system couldn't properly judge Luna.
"So what happens to Luna?"
"Hmm..."
Estu thought deeply for a moment and tilted her head.
"If she's inside a dungeon under the influence of the Demon King's system, she'll definitely become a Dark Elf?"
"No, that's not what I want to ask."
I was already roughly expecting that much. I quickly calculated Luna's possible scenarios and asked.
"When she's just an elf outside the dungeon, if I ejaculate inside, the goddess's imprint won't be erased and she won't turn into a Dark Elf or anything, right?"
"Of course. Excluding kinslaying, the goddess granted elves quite a lot of freedom. Acts with monsters themselves don't corrupt them into Dark Elves. Unless they mentally corrupt."
"Then why did the elves set contact with monster genitals as taboo?"
"Well, that's because the divine tree in the Elven Forest... Ahem, excuse me."
Estu cleared her throat and cut off her words. There seemed to be some secret history I didn't know, and Estu was quite reluctant to reveal it to me. What secret could be hidden? Whatever complicated setting it had, I summarized simply.
"So you're saying even if I conquer the elf village and devour them all, they won't all become Dark Elves."
"That's right, but do all your thoughts only go in that direction?"
"If the princess of the kingdom I'm in now was a super beauty, I would have overthrown the kingdom by now. And I'd be enjoying a pleasant night with the princess in the king's bedroom, right?"
"Your desires are really firm. Fine, the reason I appeared specially this time isn't anything else but because of 'Legion Commander.'"
"What's that?"
I was flustered at the appearance of a term I was hearing for the first time. Commander of a legion. What kind of Three Kingdoms talk is this all of a sudden?
"About one year from now, the Demon King's army will enter full-scale war with the human alliance. To prepare for that, we plan to organize the 72 dungeons into 7 legions. I'm currently visiting all the dungeon owners one by one to talk."
Estu's real purpose seemed to be the latter. Though our dungeon had only passed a little over two weeks, let alone a year, Estu seemed to genuinely intend to end the drawn-out war of attrition with the human alliance and wage full-scale war.
"So I was going around talking to them one by one, and it happened to be your turn."
"Ooh. Really perfect timing. I'm probably dying right now."
"Don't worry. It's not that bad."
"Good. So what are the conditions for that legion? Are you organizing it by force?"
"No. Of course it's a seizure battle. But it'll proceed differently from how we've been doing it."
"...?"
I couldn't understand Estu's words. I only learned about seizure battles recently, and if they change it again, how are newbies like me supposed to adapt? This was the management's tyranny to check newbies.
"But it's actually an advantageous environment for you? Until now, no dungeon owner thought to make another dungeon owner an ally. They all tried to steal others' names and dungeons to take their place. Hehe."
"...I'm getting a slight feeling right now."
I had an intuition. If my gut feeling wasn't wrong, this was definitely...
"Are you patching it to openly support me right now?"
"...Hehe."
Estu shrugged and didn't answer. It seemed Estu quite liked me, and was secretly supporting me by even changing the existing management style. If I hadn't attacked Andras's dungeon, I'd probably be growing smoothly alone by now.
"Why are you really helping me?"
"Isn't that obvious?"
Estu raised both thumbs and smiled broadly.
"Because all your actions ultimately help the Demon King's army! Please work hard today too. Oh right."
Estu reached out toward me.
"Do you have one last question? I'll answer just one quickly."
"Wanna Ras with me?"
"Pfft."
Estu flicked my forehead with her finger.
"Polish your technique more. Otherwise, you'll finish with me in 5 seconds with a 'click', you know?"
My consciousness went white.
***
"Huk!"
I woke up startled by the pain burning throughout my body. And I buried my face right into Luna's groin.
"Hyak!"
Luna was startled and squirted. Luna's hands were still holding my member up and down, and a helpless sigh naturally escaped me. Was that dreamlike reality just now really Estu coming and going, or was it an illusion?
"...Haa."
Either way doesn't matter. Whatever the truth is, I'll just use the phenomenon, and I can use the hint Estu left to increase my forces.
"Gremory."
"What?"
"We need to put Ras Village in your dungeon."
"...Why?"
"Nothing much, I just need a large orc force."
What would happen if I filled Gremory's dungeon capacity entirely with orcs?
Just thinking about it thrilled me.
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