Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

Chapter 156: Tear the Ticket


After confirming Brug was alive.

I ordered Lancelot to monitor Francis, no, Guinevere well, returned to Ras Vegas, and checked if orders were properly implemented.

The Ras Vegas residents didn't flee.

Reinforcement construction was done at the collapsed fence by fitting slime fluid and gargoyle stone fragments together.

Around the fence, a deep pit about 2m wide formed. It was a bit distant so the fence stuck in the ground wouldn't be exposed, but there was no big problem.

And the real problem, the subjugation force. They all fled without showing their noses at all. Leaving the camp as is.

"Everyone fled? Every single one without leaving anyone?"

"Yes. Releasing aphrodisiac in the river water seems to have been more effective than expected. Maybe thinking aphrodisiac got on their things too, they seem to have just escaped with only their bodies, according to reports."

Fortunately, Andras had bright eyes even at night. Scouting whether the enemy truly retreated, the camp was left as is with only people escaped.

"Is this 'eat this and leave'? Nothing bad for me. Hehe. Once dawn comes, let's go to the enemy camp and collect everything worth collecting. Send the Andrases. Seems like they're gaining some intelligence as they level up."

"Yes. Then Master, we..."

Lune perked up her ears sending signals. I picked up Lune and placed her on my shoulder. The blood-stained robe returned to original when I rubbed magic stones on it, and there were no more threats to us.

"Hehe, then now we slowly..."

"Right. The time has come."

"Time to do Ras—"

"Time to do gacha."

"What?"

"What."

"...We're not doing this?"

Lune placed her fingers below her ears and lifted them a couple times. Since we achieved victory over not just the 1st but also the 2nd subjugation force, it was a signal asking to screw.

"Yeah. Pass for today. I will do it later, but right now gacha is more urgent. I feel like I'm gonna burst now."

But it wasn't that situation. Now that I knew Brug was alive, screwing time had to be minimized.

"Do you absolutely have to go do gacha now?"

"Of course."

"...Then can I make sure not to disturb you from below while you do gacha, Master?"

"...Nothing wrong with that?"

There's even an orc screwing while doing squats, so what's the problem with screwing while doing gacha?

"But Lune, if you do that, you'll have to openly show you and me doing it in front of newly summoned subordinates, is that okay?"

"Of course, Master. You did it with Lily in front of over a thousand humans, so you're not embarrassed to do it with me in front of about 30 monsters, right? Are you suddenly shy?"

"Of course not. But I don't like showing your body to those bastards. Lily was okay with it herself, and I at least put clothes on her?"

"You openly spread her legs."

"That was in the sense that Ras Vegas is that open... Haa, fine. Do as you want."

Since she worked hard, Lune deserved that much reward. Since coveting my affection was the best reward for Lune, I allowed Lune my lower body.

'If she'll feed me herself, whatever.'

I'd just stand still and concentrate on gacha while she'd do everything herself. Lune looked urgent wanting to do it from the journey, but I had no intention of doing it at least during the journey.

"Let's do it there. What's the rush? Did you drink the river water too?"

"What we carry around as snacks is Slime Dragon jelly, right?"

"That's true."

I crossed the portal holding Lune. I entered Ras Village again and stood at the dungeon entrance, setting Lune down for a moment to touch her ears.

"Hyaaah, Master, from here we—"

"No. Level check."

The moment I touched Lune's ears at the dungeon entrance, a reaction came immediately. Lune trembled, and the system also appeared trembling before me.

[Lune: Lv.52, ★★★☆☆.]

"Lune, remember you were barely level 1 when you first came here?"

"Back then, hngh..."

Lune blushed more from that naive past than from having her erogenous zone touched. I walked forward while touching the system console with one hand and groping Lune's body with the other.

"You're the highest level among subordinates. Congratulations, Lune."

"But I'm still lower than Gremory."

"At this growth rate, you'll pass her soon? Of course after that will be tough, but what can you do? I suffered for 3 years to raise it to level 75."

"3 years?"

Oops.

"You were only born 3 years ago, Master? Good lord. ...Master, I have a wish!"

"If you tell me to call you big sis, I won't do it?"

"Tch."

Just as Lune understood my tendencies well, I also knew Lune too well. Since she was attached almost always except when I was with other women out of 24 hours, I could easily grasp her tastes.

"If you're going to do the age big sis thing, what will you do when Luna comes later? Hm? The standard for adulthood differs by species."

"Then Master, as long as they're adults, you don't care what they look like?"

"There's a saying that good-looking rice cakes taste good too."

Exchanging small talk, we soon arrived at the heart.

Though I had my bedroom, a few subordinates were coming and going in the dungeon's center, which was nearly a public space. Orcs summoned to Gremory's dungeon were loading and transporting massive amounts of harpy eggs on carts. The orcs saw me and Lune and saluted.

"Ras!"

"Ras. Where are you taking that?"

"It's food supplies issued for the humans of Ras Vegas. Lady Gremory said the capacity is filling up."

"Yeah? Go ahead."

The orcs finished pulling the cart and moved toward the main gate. I pulled Lune close and whispered softly.

"From now on, eat and sleep in Ras Vegas, and just come here to clock in for work. Got it?"

"That seems better."

Early on in the dungeon it couldn't be helped, but now too many subordinates and prisoners were coming and going, so I was gradually feeling self-conscious.

While subordinates were working, it was quite unsightly for the so-called legion commander to brazenly play and idle with a woman on the work path. Another reason to protect Ras Vegas increased.

The time was roughly midnight. When a full day was passing, Rastujad who returned to the Altar of Sacrifice was looking at me with anxious eyes. He seemed worried I'd make him work starting from midnight.

"Then Lune, let's start."

"Yes. Master, just do what you need to do. I'll take care of everything. Hehe. Where should I start? With my mouth? Or the front? Or maybe the back after a long time?"

"All three. ...No, first I need to get the summoning scrolls."

Lune already tried to kneel before me. I calmed Lune down and took out an armful of summoning scrolls from storage. As a result of performing daily quests without missing them as much as possible, [Monster Summoning Tickets] that accumulated about 2 per day had piled up armfuls in storage.

"The count is exactly 50. Hehe."

Though there were days I forgot in between while preparing for war, the amount of Monster Summoning Tickets collected over about a month was considerable.

'Probability is Forneus-like compared to hatching through sowing, but it can't be helped.'

When was the last time I used this? Memory is hazy, but for the first time in a while summoning—

[Normal Summon: Lv.2]

[★★★★ 140%]

"...?"

Did my eyes get blurry? I rubbed my eyes and checked the summon probability again.

[Normal Summon: Lv.2]

[★★★★ 140%]

"...Help me, Gremooon!!!"

As expected, what you don't know should be asked to someone who knows.

***

4-star 140%.

Feeling unnecessarily anxious, I summoned Gremory, and Meri, who happened to be researching magic, also heard the situation and came to my bedroom. I informed Gremory of my situation.

"Don't know, what is that? Scary."

"Right? I wouldn't know if it was 100%, but it's 140%. This is definitely radioactive tea angle."

"What does that even mean?"

"It means an extremely dangerous gacha."

140% appears in a gacha that constantly churns out 1-stars whenever there's a chance? It's either a display error or some trick is definitely involved.

"The most likely possibility in my opinion is this. Someone played a trick on the summoning formation."

"That can't be. The summoning system is a masterpiece containing everything of Lord Solomon. Other things maybe, but there's no way the summoning system has problems."

"But what if the one managing that summoning system pulled some trick?"

Gremory couldn't continue her words at my rebuttal.

"The summoning system, in the end, is the Demon King fairly and randomly distributing his monsters to each dungeon. If you ask for anyone to be dispatched with a monster summoning scroll, the Demon King's army really dispatches any monster. From ★ slimes to ★★★★★ monsters. Gremory, didn't you also dispatch that tentacle monster you said you got allocated—wasn't Halphas a monster obtained from gacha?"

"That's true."

"That doesn't have some rule, right? Like slimes in a slime main dungeon, harpies or ghouls can be summoned, really anything can be summoned. But there are 72 of us. Then isn't there someone managing that system?"

"Probably? It's probably not automated that far...?"

"Then if some loopholes apply to some extent, is it possible to dispatch a specified high-grade monster matching the timing of a specific someone summoning?"

"Stop beating around the bush and just say it. What exactly do you want to say?"

"...The possibility the Demon King favors me and sends a 4-star subordinate?"

"Puhahahaha!!"

Gremory held her belly and rolled over. She laughed so loud her throat seemed ready to burst that even I felt embarrassed listening.

"That possibility probably doesn't exist. If favoring a specific someone, they wouldn't have made this probability system in the first place."

"I guess..."

"Ahaha, haha... Really funny. Ah, I haven't laughed this hard in so long my belly hurts. What confidence makes you spout such nonsense? What about you does Lord Solomon find pretty?"

"I'm handsome?"

"What bullshit."

"..."

A brief silence fell.

"...Well, the male Solomon wouldn't be bisexual to give me special treatment. Fine. Then it's definitely a system error."

"...I think it could be special treatment?"

Meri raised her hand and expressed her opinion.

"On the front lines between the human alliance and the Demon King's army, in a way, we raided the rear. Though we occupied a small city of less than 2,000 population in a barony, we blocked the subjugation force twice and defended the city. Then as a reward for that, even if he can't give something directly, couldn't he be trying to support us through summoning?"

"It's wishful thinking, but better than thinking too negatively..."

If.

If it's the real 'possibility' I'm thinking of, it wouldn't be an exaggeration to call it king-possibility.

"Guaranteed gacha..."

"What?"

"Right. Let's do it. Go for it. If I don't, summoning gets blocked and it'll be neither here nor there."

No matter how much we talked about possibilities, without directly confronting it, there was no answer. If it's a system error, Estu would pop out, and if it's a gift Estu gives, something highly efficient would definitely come out.

"Guys, stand back far."

I pushed aside Gremory and Meri, and Lune who'd been really quietly rolling just the glans of my thing around in her mouth from the start.

"Haum, why?"

"You never know. What if something like Gremory's tentacle monster pops out?"

"...You'd get eaten, and we three would get eaten by tentacles as is?"

Having seen the avatar directly suffer with her eyes, Gremory also stepped back with a guarded face. Lune and Meri also cautiously stepped back at my stern eyes.

"Master..."

"If you think it's dangerous, don't think about saving me and run back. Got it?"

"Yes..."

The two stepped back with unmotivated faces, and Gremory hugged their waists and pointed her staff forward. She was fully ready to attack toward the summoning facility if something seemed wrong.

"Then here goes!"

After taking a short deep breath, I tore a Monster Summoning Ticket in front of the summoning facility.

"Gachaaaaaa!!"

Whirrrr.

Purple smoke began rising from the summoning facility, then soon rainbow colors began sparkling. As expected, it seemed like a guaranteed 4-star, but even so, if it's a bomb-like existence that disobeys orders and rampages like the tentacle monster, I had to beat it to death even if it meant dying—

"Ahem, greetings. O master of the dungeon."

A purple-haired woman in office wear appeared from the summoning facility. Goat horns sprouting from her head, bat wings from her back, and even a tail protruding from her hip bones. The tail was even shaped like an upside-down heart.

Beauty lacking nothing from face to figure. A beauty who, if not for the tear mole by her eye, wouldn't be an exaggeration to say looked exactly like Estu. The succubus smiled gently with a calm face.

"Among the succubus species, one who dares call herself 'Madame,' my name is 'Shaitan.'"

"Welcome! Ras as a gesture of welcome!!"

I threw off my robe and was subdued by three women who rushed at me like greedy dogs.

Damn it.

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