Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

Chapter 163: The Dungeon That Wasn't There


After revealing my grand plan to the two demons, I went to inspect the Skeleton dungeon installed next to the slime sub-dungeon with Lune.

Clack clack.

True to a Dimension Stone from a 72nd-rank dungeon, it ended with five ★ Skeletons—even ones with osteoporosis debuffs. Even the final boss mob was a ★★, level 15 Skeleton. All that came out were five lowest-grade magic stones. At this rate, it was worse than the slime sub-dungeon.

Fwoosh. Lune shot a Skeleton's knee with a hardened face. A hole formed in the joint of the Skeleton without osteoporosis, and the Skeleton vanished in one hit.

"Lune."

"Yes."

Lune had a complicated expression since entering. A face that wanted to say something but couldn't catch the timing and was restless.

"If you've got something to say, say it directly. You can say it here. I'm the only one listening, right?"

"...It's about Gremory and Shaitan."

Finally, Lune spoke only after I broke the ice first. I was prepared to accept whatever Lune said.

"I don't understand why those two are opposing your will, Master."

"I thought you were gonna gossip, but that's surprisingly wholesome. Lune, you can say that much to their faces."

"But."

"It's fine. They won't really care. It's a difference based on race and common sense. You're an elf, but they're demons, right? Even though they live by survival of the fittest, they're worried about me attacking the weak who are way below me."

Since it seemed like a long conversation, I sat sprawled on the floor. Lune very naturally opened the front of my robe and pulled down my pants.

"...I was trying to have a somewhat serious talk, but you're already looking for this opportunity?"

"You can talk seriously while doing it."

"True enough. Come here."

I spread my legs slightly, and Lune sprawled on top of my thing. I thought she'd put it in the front, but surprisingly, she bit my thing with her back hole and sprawled down.

"Hnng, this way I can hug you tight, Master."

"I see."

Thanks to that, I was heated up from glans to root, but decided not to mind it. Lune and I continued talking while facing each other in cowgirl position.

"Gremory's upset about being criticized for that when she invaded me first, right? 56th rank raids 63rd, then blocks 63rd from raiding 72nd."

"Yes."

"She tried to stop me because she knows how embarrassing that is. If my reputation drops, the image of me—of our legion—will tank. That's Gremory's position as a dungeon master."

"Then what about Shaitan?"

"She said it because she's a true demon and a military advisor. If I climb from the bottom drawing aggro, enemies will definitely increase. In the end, they both agreed to follow my orders. An organization where everyone's a yes-man is bound to fail."

Lune, who'd been quietly clinging, slowly started rotating her body like a waterwheel. I supported her waist from below so Lune could move easily.

"So Lune, if you think of anything later, speak freely too."

"But Master, if you think it's the right answer, you push through anyway. What would you have done if opinions clashed till the end?"

"Mak'gora?"

"What?"

"Orcs in some worlds duel with their lives on the line. Fighting with just their bodies and one weapon until one kills the other. Of course, our duel is different."

I thrust my hips up slightly to Lune's movement, stimulating the inside. Lune's back dungeon had been thoroughly developed—honestly speaking bluntly, it was tastier than the front.

"Our sacred duel happens on the bed. Hehe."

"...If Gremory and Shaitan opposed you till the end, you would've gone to bed?"

"Of course."

I raised one hand and grabbed and shook Lune's cheek.

"But don't start scheming already. You're thinking of going to bed with opposition for opposition's sake, right? Like 'I oppose Master's opinion!' then whining in bed going 'Haang, Master was right!'"

"...."

Lune fell silent. But her gaze couldn't meet mine directly. I'd hit the mark perfectly.

"I hate that kind of thing, so don't do it."

"Yes."

Lune obediently gave up her cheeky rebellious intentions. Instead, as if to apologize for her sneaky wrongdoing, she squeezed her sphincter even harder and started rubbing her body against my belly.

"Then Master, will you attack the next target right away today?"

"I took measures at Ras Vegas too. Attack is the best defense, but unfortunately, Shaitan has a cooldown to open portals."

She said she could only open a portal again by this evening due to magic depletion. Gremory also said she could only open portals if she knew specific coordinates, so I had no choice but to wait for Shaitan's magic to recharge.

"I thought filling her belly full would help her recover, but apparently not. Shame."

"If it worked, you would've stuck it right in and came to help her recover, right?"

"Obviously. To raid up to at least 64th rank, I need to eat them as fast as possible. While I'm cutting down the higher-ups' necks, the lower-ups could backstab us. Gotta stomp on budding leaves from the sprouts."

Veterans would hate killing newbies, but eventually those veterans would all be swept away by me anyway, so it didn't matter.

"Once my forces grow enough, raid House Aries, rescue Brug, increase strength, expand forces more... hehe, how great is that?"

"Yes. Great. But..."

Lune, leaning back slightly, put my hand into her front hole. At my fingertip, a sticky membrane blocked my finger's entry.

"As forces expand, I also want to grow quickly and have my belly get big..."

"Sorry about that. Bear with this for now."

I patted Lune's butt. Lune smiled wryly and put her hands around my neck.

"Then Master, while we're making promises, can you please stamp it for sure...?"

Lune looked up at me with a shy face. I also became shy along with her and felt embarrassed. Even though we'd already seen everything about each other, it was odd that we still hadn't done it this way even once.

"...Am I bad at it?"

"It's fine."

Lune's face came closer.

"You can practice on me, right?"

Smooch.

...It definitely felt like my experience points were increasing.

***

After coming out of the Skeleton dungeon, I laid the unconscious Lune on the bed and hurried out to Ras Vegas. Gremory and Shaitan were busy reorganizing the troops to attack the next portal, and I also had more than one place to worry about defending.

"Congratulations on your victory."

Eila, who'd already heard the situation, greeted me as representative. If Arthur was the village chief of Ras Village, Eila was no different from the lord of this Ras Vegas. Indeed, befitting a noble and former knight order commander, she was performing her role quite well.

"But...um..."

After finishing her report, Eila frowned looking beside me. Knowing too well what she found strange, I made the first move. Since the being who always followed beside me was absent.

"Lune's tired and sleeping right now."

"I heard it wasn't such a difficult opponent..."

"She's not tired from that. She's sleeping in bed."

"Ah. I see. That's a relief."

Fortunately, Eila understood at once. And it was actually true. The Skeleton dungeon was so easy we could clear it while doing it with Lune.

"Master. All the measures you mentioned last night have been completed. Everything from the pit to the wooden fence is fully defended."

"Good job. Were there any surprise attacks or anything?"

"Humans built one watchtower across the river. It seemed more like a temporary outpost to send messengers if we start marching, rather than for attacking."

"They've lost the subjugation force twice but aren't completely incompetent."

Just as I'd been scared of the human army, now it was time for the baron's side to be anxious about whether the Legion of Wrath would march on Spica Castle.

"For the time being, Ras Vegas will focus on defense. After all, orcs and harpies are more specialized in defense than the Andras."

"I have something to say about that."

Eila straightened her posture and bowed her head.

"Currently, Ras Vegas effectively has open entry routes in all four directions. It's not advantageous for defense. Master, while expanding forces is good, if the front lines stretch too much, even if it's you..."

Eila trailed off. Like Gremory and Shaitan, her voice was full of concern for me, which made me feel proud. We happened to be inspecting near the east gate that Francis had breached.

"I actually stopped by for that reason. Mm, the pit width is perfect too. At that level, we can definitely build."

"You plan to build a new fence instead of a moat?"

"Of course. It's not good for defense. Then I need to make a fortress. We're not going to interact with humans from this side anyway. Ras Vegas's military purpose is a shield to draw aggro from those who pass through the forest and go straight to Ras Village. Then naturally that shield should be solid. Like this."

I picked up a gargoyle fragment rolling on the ground. Eila bit her lips, thinking 'oops.'

"I apologize. I'll make corrections so cleaning can be done more thoroughly."

"No. Don't go that far. This isn't a downtown area."

At least the area around the portal was clean. I tapped the gargoyle piece with my fingertip.

"Stone statue-type magical beasts like gargoyles get harder as their grade or level rises. But even these level 1 gargoyles are enough to be ordinary stone pieces."

I threw the gargoyle pebble toward the pit. The piece falling in a parabola went cleanly into the pit.

"Wood burns, so building an earth wall would be best. But we lack the manpower and technical skill for that. So I came up with one trick. This."

I pulled out hardened Slime Dragon slime from my pocket. Eila seemed to catch on and opened her mouth blankly.

"It's hard now, but originally it's soft and sticky. Since it's no different from a dead corpse, once it hardens it won't soften again. Eila, do you remember that day? The Slime Dragon stew we ate?"

"...That incredibly tasteless thing."

"Right. That stew we boiled in a pot we got from raiding the slash-and-burn village. Even if already hardened jelly doesn't dissolve, if you boil fresh slime bodily fluids in hot water, it gets properly thick. Yes, like glue."

"Weeds?"

"No. Glue. Adhesive."

I split the Slime Dragon jelly in half using my nail. Having deliberately brought a defective product, only the surface was hard while the contents inside still squelched.

"What if we mix some flour in here and use it as adhesive? Spread it thin between bricks. Hehehe."

"...I understand your intention well, but there's one problem."

Eila pointed to the entire city spread widely left and right.

"Isn't it too wide?"

"Eila. I, the Legion Commander, am disappointed. Making the impossible possible is our legion's motto. Don't worry. I have a plan. We just got some quality material."

Originally I was going to crush and grind gargoyles to build, but fortunately much better material than gargoyles appeared. I crossed the wooden fence into the pit and stood straight on both legs.

"What do you think about a Stone Golem wall?"

"...Indeed, now I see why you're raiding low-level dungeons to scrape up magic stones. You planned to build walls with gargoyle pieces and slime slime. You secured monsters to replace gargoyle pieces through the gacha."

"Perfect. And while the wall goes up all around, the wooden fence has to fill that role. Hehe, perfect timing."

It was time. Shaitan was flying toward me through the sky.

"Pleased to meet you, Sir Eila."

"Pleased to meet you, Lady Shaitan. Please take care of me, whether on the battlefield or in bed."

"...Are all women around Master like this?"

Shaitan was disgusted by Eila's blatant words. Having seen someone more faithful to sexual desire than a succubus with her own eyes, it made sense to be disgusted. But I had no reason to be uncomfortable at all.

"So you don't like it?"

"Well... I don't dislike it."

"Then that's fine. So, cooldown's over? Then let's go right away. This time we're mobilizing all undead."

"I came urgently because I have something to tell you about that."

Shaitan handed me a hastily scribbled note. Written there was text resembling the system.

[Notice: Dantalian's (71st rank) dungeon does not exist. Please open a portal elsewhere.]

"...Good lord, Solomon."

I was at a loss for words.

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