Lewd Dungeon Master: This Orc Is Too Damn OP!

Chapter 186: No One Told Me


Men die from curiosity.

And if there's a hole, they must poke it. When a child sticks a metal chopstick into an electrical outlet and gets shocked, isn't it because of the curiosity of seeing a hole and putting something in first?

That might be the instinct of males who must poke holes.

"Therefore, me banging Amdusias is an inevitable destiny."

"Master, who are you making excuses to?"

"To all the sex-lovers in this world."

I am absolutely not into bestiality. How could someone who was once human become a horse-banger? The commonly used term 'XX-banger' was never meant as a compliment.

And the reason these bangers are problematic is because they're problematic both socially and conventionally. But such notions arose from my experience living as a modern person.

"I need the teacher's help."

To share a meal with Amdusias, I decided to first hear advice from a senior who'd walked this path before. Though not an actual horse, a camel and a horse weren't that different in size.

"...So you're doing it after all?"

Gremory laughed hollowly and mocked me.

"When did you make fun of me for being a horse-banger, and now you're saying you'll bang one?"

"Yeah."

"It's more annoying because you're so confident. I'll get to the conclusion. There's no problem at all."

Gremory waved her hands trying to shoo me away.

"What's the problem with demons banging each other in the first place? Whether it's jokamel species or unicorns, problems arise because of size differences—it's not like there's some demonic issue. Actually, I was contemptuous when you first started banging humans."

"I see. I was already a human-banger."

There was nothing more to hesitate about. Sage Gremory's advice was truly a great help just by removing my doubts.

"And I'm the one being banged, not doing the banging, remember? So I don't know well. If you're really concerned, ask other demon girls."

"Isn't this basically advertising that I'm going to bang?"

"Then just go bang right away."

I needed confirmation that Gremory wasn't scamming me.

"Master, you already banged a bird, didn't you? Harpies and Andras are both avian monsters."

That was Andras's point.

"Let's see. You banged a slime, you banged a leopard beastman, you banged tree roots. Master, you're not even human, you're an orc—what's the problem? Isn't a human actually the most inappropriate thing to bang?"

"I see. My common sense was what was wrong."

Thanks to Andras, I could contemplate my existence once more. For final verification, I asked Shaitan, demon among demons.

"Master, you seem worried about interspecies relations, but you don't need to worry at all. To put it in terms you'll understand easily...."

Shaitan glanced at Lune and answered me again.

"If a human bangs a dog, that's disqualification as a human, but an Caucasian person banging a Hispanic is no problem at all."

"Ah, I understand perfectly."

It seemed the category of demons was far broader than my common sense could imagine. Here I was trying to cover the four seas with sex, yet crying impossible just because of appearance. I reflected on myself.

"I've cast off my doubts. Let's go bang!"

I ran straight to Flauros's dungeon. Amdusias was currently entrusted to Flauros with orders to mass-produce offspring. But Flauros couldn't eat even though I'd set the whole table for him.

"What the hell are you doing?!!"

I shouted at Flauros and the leopard beastmen. Tentacle Drasil's tentacles that came through the portal had pinned Amdusias the unicorn to the ground, but none of the leopard beastmen could touch Amdusias.

"W-well."

"You just need to mount her and bang—you can't do that?"

"H-her resistance is too strong...."

One of Flauros's subordinates answered, not Flauros himself. Looking for where Flauros was, I found him receiving care from Amur, who'd returned to his original nest.

"What's he doing now?"

"Ah, w-well...."

Amur's face was red but she feared me. The reason Amur avoided me was obvious, but I couldn't understand at all why Flauros couldn't eat the unicorn—

Ah.

"L-Legion Commander."

Flauros opened his eyes in an awkward lying position.

"I have absolutely no... feeling down below. What happened...."

"Because the unicorn resisted, a hoof hit a very bad place...."

Amur made a crying face while simultaneously glaring at Amdusias and fuming. I asked Flauros bluntly.

"Did she kick you?"

"...Yes."

"Are you castrated?"

"...W-we haven't confirmed that far yet."

"Sigh."

I'd selected Flauros as Amdusias's partner, but it seemed that would be impossible for a while. Flauros was great as a fighting force, but more than anything, I couldn't help feeling sorry that a robust young man with vigorous blood had ended up like this.

"This, this. I'll have to get revenge."

I looked at Amdusias again. Captured by our legion, her horn pinned to the ground, her limbs lifted toward the sky. Unlike the leopard beastmen who'd transformed into beastman form, she was in horse form which should be easier to bang, so how did a hoof end up hitting such an unfortunate spot?

"You could just go and poke her?"

"...W-well, since I'm a leopard beastman."

"Aha."

He must have tried animal-like mating, changed positions, and gotten hit from below upward by the lifted hoof. Unfortunate as it was, I steeled my resolve and approached Amdusias.

"Hey. Why'd you castrate my subordinate?"

"I-it's not confirmed yet, ugh...!"

"Whatever. Amdusias, are you listening?"

"...A-anyway, if I'm going to have a child."

Amdusias answered with a beet-red face. Though she was a horse.

"I-I want to have the seed of someone stronger...!"

"Oh, well said."

Then it's acknowledged. I ordered Tentacle Drasil to release the tentacle branch's restraints.

"Change to human form."

Amdusias transformed from unicorn form to a human with a horn. She became a girl with an impressive yellow horn on her forehead, with a frame much smaller than my chest level. Since she was naked, I briefly wondered if I should put something on her, but since I'd be taking it off soon anyway, I left her as is.

"Hmm...."

Changing to human form made it much less off-putting. But just doing it like this would definitely be bland. If it was just doing it with a horned woman, I'd have done it with Shaitan long ago, and poking a place so narrow I doubted my member would fit seemed like it would just hurt.

'And sowing there is impossible.'

Only Flare Pantera, a fellow beastman, could harvest fruit from the unicorn species. Since I was doing it anyway, I'd deliberately sent her to Flauros so it could be the most efficient sex. I never imagined he'd collapse from getting kicked there.

"Is there any way...."

"Should I go ask Gremory?"

"No, if I'm going to ask, it's better to ask Shaitan directly. Lune, bring Shaitan. She's probably educating the succubi."

"Yes! I'll be right back."

Lune ran toward the portal. For now, to satisfy my immediate urge, I stood before Amdusias once more.

"Pledge of submission."

".....Smooch."

Amdusias kissed my glans with her lips. The sight of a beautiful woman soaked in humiliation and defeat kissing my glans never got old. I casually sat on a table in Flauros's room, and Amdusias knelt before me and took my glans in her mouth.

"Good. Hold it tight and suck."

Amdusias began servicing my member with awkward tongue movements. The movement of diligently wetting my member with her saliva using her small, rough tongue definitely had a different sensation.

'But it's not arousing.'

There was no heart of service with love like Lune, no clumsy but trying heart like Eila, no heart of dedicating everything for me like Shaitan. The emotion felt in Amdusias's fellatio was definitely not service.

"Haah, haah. How is it...?"

This was struggling to survive. This was supposed to be sex for mutual enjoyment and happiness—how could this be fun? I felt so sordid that the blood in my erected member was about to subside.

'My horn feels like it's shrinking but her horn is piercing the sky.'

As if she had some experience somewhere, Amdusias twisted her head and caressed my glans. Each time, her horn began moving this way and that.

"...A control stick. Relax your head."

I grabbed Amdusias's horn tightly with both hands.

"Horses have long necks, so there shouldn't be any problem, right?"

"Mmph?!!?"

I pulled Amdusias's horn inward. Naturally, my penis began entering Amdusias's mouth. The member that entered the warm mouth pressed down Amdusias's tongue, passed her uvula, and curved directly into her throat.

"Mmph, mmgh, grulp."

"If you want to live, endure."

I loosened my grip on Amdusias's horn. Amdusias's head was pushed back slightly, but to survive, she accepted my penis into her throat and began breathing roughly through her nose.

Sniff, sniff, sniff.

It was rapid breathing at about two or three times per second, and tears welled up in Amdusias's eyes. Of course, she wasn't a weak enough monster to die from this, and Amdusias wasn't a good enough monster to deserve such consideration.

"How much did the girls whose virginity you took with that horn hurt? Hm?"

I grabbed Amdusias's horn again. Like a pilot gripping a fighter jet's control stick, I pushed and pulled Amdusias's horn forward and back, toying with her mouth.

"I told you to relax."

"Mmph, mmgh...!"

Amdusias seemed to follow my hands but tensed up. It seemed like her muscles were unconsciously tensing from pain and suffering, but that made me more uncomfortable.

This isn't sex. It's just sexual torture.

"Sigh."

I pulled Amdusias's horn back slightly. The glans pulled from her uvula rested gently on Amdusias's tongue, and I slowly moved it back and forth using Amdusias's horn as a handle.

"Huff, huff...."

Amdusias's rough breathing gradually began to calm. Because of stimulation worse than masturbation, I grabbed Amdusias's horn and slowly twisted it, killing time. I wanted Lune or Shaitan to come quickly and show Amdusias loving, happy sex.

"Huff, huff...."

But Amdusias's reaction was somehow strange. A flush slowly began blooming on her pale face, and the unconscious tension in her neck gradually released. After some time, Amdusias completely entrusted all her head's strength to me and began slowly licking to trace the shape of my glans with her tongue.

"What? You don't like hard play?"

"I-I don't like pain...."

"Then why'd you go around breaking girls' virginities?"

"...."

Being a horse-banger wasn't the problem. It seemed I needed to firmly fix her mental head before I could use her.

"This won't work."

"What won't work?"

Just then, Shaitan returned with Lune. I was about to denounce the unicorn's double standards but first asked about the system issue.

"Can I sow with her?"

"Of course."

"No, that guy's castrated right now. So can I sow?"

"Of course?"

Shaitan and I tilted our heads and looked at each other for a moment. Something was definitely misaligned.

"What I mean is... can I sow with this unicorn? Beings other than the leopard beastmen."

"Of course. Only one being. Only you, Master."

"...?"

"Ah."

Shaitan clapped her hands and nodded.

"Master, come to think of it, you said you heard an explanation from Lady Gremory. Don't resent Lady Gremory. She probably passed over it thinking 'of course a demon would know.'"

"Know what?"

"You need to set the sowing target condition to Master—that is, 'Dungeon Lord.' Dungeon Lords can transcend species, but it's not set as the default. Otherwise, Master is... just classified as orc species."

"...?"

"Um... so."

Shaitan came behind me and pressed the air with her finger several times. Regardless of her chest touching the back of my head, I followed Shaitan's hand movements on the screen and changed the sowing settings.

[Sowing]

[Planting seeds with 'Amdusias' as target.]

[Expected Result]

Unicorn (☆~☆☆☆, 99.24%)

Amdusias (☆☆☆☆, 0.76%)

"...What is thiiiiis!!!"

"I thought you naturally knew...."

No one had told me.

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