Zhang Feng grumpily grabbed Shen Xing'Er's finger, which was about to poke his forehead again, and immediately complained:
"Girl, are you possessed by a ghost? What are you doing?!"
Hearing Zhang Feng's voice, Shen Xing'Er exaggeratedly said:
"Brother Zhang Feng, it's not me who's possessed by a ghost, it's you!"
"A gust of cold wind just blew through, and I came back to check on you, only to see you talking to the moon by yourself! My goodness, do you know how scary that is?!"
"I specially searched for an exorcism spell online; I'm here to save you!"
Listening to Shen Xing'Er's lively voice, Zhang Feng's eyebrows involuntarily twitched a few times.
I'm possessed by a ghost...
I'm a Daoist about to inherit the position of Celestial Master, and I'm supposedly possessed?
Which ghost would be so blind as to dare possess me?
Besides, even if I were possessed, would the spell you found online work?
What you're talking about is indeed an exorcism spell, but... it requires a skilled Daoist to recite the chants to be effective!
What are you waving your arms around here for?!
But, Shen Xing'Er doesn't know that!
She doesn't even realize she's not talking to herself, but actually chatting with genuine spirits.
Primarily, Zhang Feng didn't anticipate that Shen Xing'Er would come back.
She caught him red-handed.
Zhang Feng hadn't figured out how to explain this to Shen Xing'Er.
One of the three drifting spirits addressed Zhang Feng, saying:
"Daoist, is this your assistant?"
"No, stop interrupting!" Zhang Feng waved his hand dismissively.
However, this sentence naturally fell into Shen Xing'Er's ears.
She instantly jumped up again:
"Waaah!"
"Demon, you're still in my brother Zhang Feng's body?!"
"Get out of him, now!!"
As she yelled, she picked up her phone again, as if searching for another spell, intending to continue exorcising Zhang Feng.
Zhang Feng was utterly speechless.
He felt he should first get the information he needed.
He'd deal with Shen Xing'Er afterward, once the spirits were dispersed!
Since she'd already seen it, Zhang Feng stopped hiding it.
He directly ignored Shen Xing'Er's attempts to "cast spells" on him and addressed the three spirits:
"Do you know anyone else? Does anyone else know about this incident?"
"Hold on, Daoist," said the first spirit Zhang Feng had summoned:
"I have a buddy who's really into gossip. I think he might know. Let me call him out for you to ask!"
Zhang Feng shrugged slightly and said, "You've called out two already. I hope this one can give me the answer I need!"
Indeed, the other two spirits had been summoned by the first for assistance.
But clearly, they weren't much use!
"Celestial Lord of Spiritual Treasure, comfort the form. Disciple's spirit, organs mysterious... Green Dragon, White Tiger..." Of course, this was Shen Xing'Er's voice.
She was still off to the side, performing her ritual!
But Zhang Feng couldn't be bothered.
A stream of light appeared in front of him.
The fourth spirit slowly took shape.
Zhang Feng was about to speak without hesitation.
But as he was about to speak, why did the atmosphere feel a bit off?
Just as this fourth spirit emerged, the eyes of the three earlier spirits seemed to become somewhat excited?
"What's going on?"
Zhang Feng still didn't get it when he saw the three spirits float directly to the fourth spirit's side.
The four of them clung to each other's arms like old friends who hadn't seen each other for years.
At that moment, a bad premonition arose in Zhang Feng's mind.
Then, the four spirits lined up in a row and:
"An uncultivated land nourishes a barren land..."
"Shut your mouths!!!"
Zhang Feng let out a roar!
The four spirits were almost scared out of their wits.
Similarly, Shen Xing'Er jumped up from the ground:
"Whoa! It still didn't work?! I'll look for another spell!"
Shen Xing'Er searched for her spells.
Zhang Feng only knew he almost needed to rinse out his ears.
Wow, the spells those four spirits chanted were even scarier than Shen Xing'Er's.
Thankfully, Zhang Feng stopped them in time, or else it would have spelled disaster!
Zhang Feng said coldly:
"You four, I'm warning you, try that again, and I'll take you all out with a set of Palm Thunder!"
The four spirits trembled and quivered:
"Daoist, we were wrong!"
"Please don't kill us! We're already dead!"
Zhang Feng raised a hand:
"Alright, shut up and answer my question!"
The four spirits remembered their task.
The first spirit repeated Zhang Feng's question to the fourth spirit.
The fourth spirit hesitated, then quickly said:
"Daoist, are you talking about the overseas Ph.D. in Information Engineering?!"
Found it!
Finally, someone knew!!
Zhang Feng immediately nodded, "That's right, tell me, where is he buried?"
This spirit promptly answered, eagerly pointing the way for Zhang Feng.
Zhang Feng finally got the answer he wanted and told the spirits:
"Alright, thank you. Go back to sleep and wait for your next life."
As he was about to dismiss them,
the last spirit said to Zhang Feng:
"Daoist, I must say, meatball instant noodles with eggs really are delicious!"
"Get lost!!!"
Zhang Feng almost unleashed a Palm Thunder at that sentence.
The four spirits scattered in fear.
Once their images disappeared,
the chilly wind in Longshan Cemetery slowly faded away.
The temperature rose noticeably.
"Taishang Laojun taught me ghost-slaying, with my divine formula..."
Shen Xing'Er was still leaping around performing her ritual!
Zhang Feng took a step forward, grabbed Shen Xing'Er's small hand, and as he led her away, he said:
"Alright!"
"I feel the unpleasant thing was driven out. You succeeded. Come with me quickly."
Feeling the warmth in Zhang Feng's palm:
"Yay!!"
Shen Xing'Er cheered with delight:
"I did it?"
"I knew I could do it! So that's how exorcism works!"
"I'm really amazing!!"
Amazing, my foot!
Zhang Feng rolled his eyes repeatedly.
The main issue was that Zhang Feng didn't know how to explain his actions earlier.
Since Shen Xing'Er thought he was possessed, he might as well let her go on thinking so.
As long as it doesn't expose his true identity.
Seeing Shen Xing'Er about to speak excitedly, Zhang Feng bluntly said:
"Alright, lower your voice, or you'll wake everyone resting on this mountain. Let's see if your spells still work then!"
Hearing this, Shen Xing'Er's face turned pale, and she quickly fell silent.
She almost forgot she was still in a cemetery!
Biting her lip, she looked at the surrounding graves, silently muttering:
"Forgive me, I didn't mean to offend..."
Meanwhile, Zhang Feng led the still-startled Shen Xing'Er to steal the victim's ashes.
The person in black back in the hotel room was still pressing against the wall with a paper cup.
His face was slightly flushed, and he was almost drooling!
He was even muttering in his mind: "Why are they having so much fun? Is A-ma-day coming out?!"
At this moment.
A gentle knock on the door came.
The person in black jerked upright instantly!
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