He Ate a Divine Dragon

Chapter 28 Mind Your Own Business


The words had barely left his lips when the salesperson shot Lin Xiao a look of utter disdain.

"You stinking beggar, cash or card?"

Lin Xiao suppressed the rage in his heart. He chuckled and asked, "Miss, if the penthouse sells, how much commission do you get?"

"None of your damn business," the salesperson replied irritably.

Su Qingkun sneered, "Exactly, none of your business. Hurry up and fork over the money. If you don't have it, then get down and lick my shoes and Qian Qian's clean!"

"Brother-in-law, no need to rush. I really must get this commission thing figured out," Lin Xiao said with a smile.

Su Qingkun glared at Lin Xiao, clearly dissatisfied. "Qian Qian, tell this stinking beggar how much commission you'd get for the penthouse."

The salesperson said haughtily, "Mr. Shao already said that whoever sells the penthouse will receive a bonus of fifty million!"

"Wow, that's a lot," Lin Xiao said, grinning.

With scorn, the salesperson said, "Hmph. Less talk, more action. Card or cash?"

"I wouldn't let you run my card even if I was paying that way," Lin Xiao retorted coldly.

His gaze fell upon the receptionist at the entrance. When he had first walked in, the young woman had greeted him with the utmost respect, showing no signs of superiority despite his shabby clothes.

That's it. I'm giving this sale to her.

"The young lady at the door, could you come over here for a moment?" Lin Xiao called out.

The young woman walked over, a curious look on her face.

"What's your name?" Lin Xiao asked with a smile.

"My name is Liu Yue, sir. How can I help you?"

"I'd like to buy your penthouse. Could you bring me the informational brochure so I can take a look?"

Liu Yue froze for a second, then quickly nodded. "Of course! Please wait just a moment!"

"Great!"

Just then, the insolent salesperson scoffed, "Liu Yue, you can't possibly believe this piece of trash, can you? He's just a stinking beggar. How could he possibly afford it?"

"Qian Qian, whether he can afford it or not, he came here, which makes him a customer. Mr. Shao has always taught us to respect every customer," Liu Yue replied, neither servile nor overbearing.

"Hmph, Mr. Shao said that, but he never said we had to be reverential to a stinking beggar!"

Liu Yue ignored her and turned to Lin Xiao with an apologetic expression. "Sir, I'm sorry about this. Please wait a moment while I go get the materials!"

"Not a problem!" Lin Xiao replied with a beaming smile.

Su Qingkun suddenly spoke up, his voice full of annoyance. "You damn beggar, are you just trying to stall for time?"

"What, you're that eager to eat shit?" Lin Xiao asked with a cold laugh.

Su Qingkun exploded with rage. "Fuck, are you looking for a death wish?"

Lin Xiao just smiled. "Brother-in-law, did you forget to brush your teeth this morning?"

"Get lost! You think I'm a stinking beggar like you?"

"Then why does your mouth stink so much?"

FUCK!

Su Qingkun was about to completely lose it and teach Lin Xiao a brutal lesson when the other salesperson cut in with a sneer. "Mr. Su, don't be so hasty. If he can't afford it, it won't be too late to deal with him then!"

A malicious grin spread across Su Qingkun's face. "You stinking beggar, when you're licking my shoes later, I'll be sure to film it. I'll let everyone in Jinling City have a good look."

"Don't worry," Lin Xiao said cheerfully. "I'll be sure to film you guys eating shit, too!"

Liu Yue quickly returned with the brochure. "Sir, you can go to the lounge area to read it over. Please let me know if you'd like anything to drink."

"Oh, just water is fine," Lin Xiao said with a smile.

"Alright, one moment, please!"

Lin Xiao nodded and took the materials over to the lounge area, where he began to review them at a leisurely pace.

This sum of money wasn't really a big deal for him. He mainly wanted to properly understand the product.

Seeing Lin Xiao's calm demeanor made Su Qingkun so angry he could only grit his teeth.

"Mr. Su, why don't we sign the contract first?" the salesperson, Qian Qian, suddenly suggested.

"No rush. We'll deal with this stinking beggar first!"

Qian Qian suddenly hooked her arm through Su Qingkun's. She cooed, "Mr. Su, I haven't made a sale in two months. If I don't close a deal soon, I'm afraid I'll be fired. Surely you wouldn't want to see me lose such a good job, would you?"

The contact left Su Qingkun hot and bothered, and he subtly rubbed his arm back against her curves. Smiling, he said, "Don't worry, we'll definitely sign today!"

The salesperson gave him a seductive smile. "Mr. Su, after we sign, maybe we can find a nice place to... chat."

Su Qingkun understood her meaning perfectly and gave a sly nod.

Just then, Lin Xiao finished reading the documents. He smiled at Liu Yue, who was sitting across from him. "Go prepare the contract."

Liu Yue jolted. "Sir, you... you're really buying it?"

To be honest, when Lin Xiao had first said he wanted to buy the penthouse, she thought he was joking. But based on the principle of putting the customer first, Liu Yue had still served him with seriousness and professionalism. She never expected that he was actually going to buy it.

Lin Xiao smiled and said simply, "I'm buying."

Liu Yue was absolutely thrilled. "Sir, please wait! I'll go prepare the contract right now!"

"Go on."

As Liu Yue ran off to fetch the contract, Su Qingkun sneered, "You shameless bastard, are you addicted to putting on an act?"

"Exactly," He Qianqian chimed in. "Look at your sorry, broke-ass self. Forget one billion—if you can pull out ten thousand yuan right now, I, He Qianqian, will call you 'daddy'!"

Lin Xiao simply smiled. "Don't be in such a hurry. You'll get to eat your shit soon enough."

"FUCK! If you can't afford this today, you'll see how I deal with you!" Su Qingkun roared. Being repeatedly humiliated by a stinking beggar had stoked a rage in him that couldn't be quelled just by having his shoes licked clean.

Soon, Liu Yue returned with the contract.

Without even looking at it, Lin Xiao signed his name. He then pulled a completely black card from his pocket and handed it to Liu Yue. The card was about the size of a standard bank card, but its only feature was an engraving of a ferocious, posturing golden dragon. There were no other markings.

"No PIN," Lin Xiao stated calmly.

PFFT!

Su Qingkun and He Qianqian burst into laughter, bending over and rocking back and forth.

Frankly, when Lin Xiao had mentioned paying with a card, it had given Su Qingkun a genuine scare. He actually thought for a moment that this guy was a wolf in sheep's clothing. But he never imagined that this loser would pull out such a piece of junk. Su Qingkun was willing to bet that even the membership card from the trashiest bathhouse in Jinling City looked more sophisticated than what this stinking beggar had just produced.

Trying to swipe one billion with such a worthless card? That was utterly ridiculous.

"You stinking beggar, are you fucking kidding me?" Su Qingkun howled with laughter.

He Qianqian was laughing so hard she could barely stand. "This is killing me! You think you can swipe one billion with a piece of junk like that? Who do you fucking think you are, someone whose family owns a bank?"

Lin Xiao was about to explain, but just then, a shocked voice cut through the air.

"Wow... the legendary Supreme Black Card, said to be able to buy half the world... I can't believe I'm seeing it today with my own eyes."

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