"What granules, tomato granules?"

Chen Mu dug in his ears, still unwilling to believe what he just heard.

At least they looked like two decent male university students.

No way they're this foolish...

Or rather.

No way they're this outrageous, right?!

The skinny guy thought Chen Mu hadn't heard what he said.

He raised his voice a bit.

Looking at Chen Mu.

He shouted seriously, "Dr. Chen, it's senna leaf granules, do you know what senna leaf granules are?"

"If you don't know, it's okay, we brought the medicine box with us!"

Saying that.

The guy actually fished out a crushed and unshapely medicine box from his pants pocket.

Chen Mu rubbed his temples.

Looking utterly hopeless.

He looked over at the livestream camera beside him.

Previously, the crispy university students were also quite outrageous.

But nowhere near this extent!

Could it be that these crispy university students saw the school shooting a reality show.

Trying their best to cause a scene to give the school some buzz?

What a joke!

Sending it off like this...

It's hardly sending buzz, but it could definitely send the principal's retirement fund away!

—

"Hilarious, Dr. Chen surely can hear what they're saying, he just doesn't want to believe it!"

"Who in their right mind would believe this, a whole box of senna leaf granules, and on an empty stomach too!"

"I was caught watching a reality show in class at the Medical University, now the teacher's watching it with us! Hahaha!!!"

"I suspect we're in the same class, our professor not only watched with us but also reminisced, as if back in the days of the emergency room, with not a single normal patient!"

"Same world, same professor, ours said he met an even crazier one thirty years ago, took two boxes of senna leaf, almost didn't make it!"

"Thought crispy university students were wild, didn't expect such daredevils existed in the past!"

"Maybe that patient back then was one of these two smart alecks' elder, who knows! Hahaha!!!"

"Our professor suspects so too! He said sometimes, outrageous genes can be inherited!"

"..."

—

"I heard you clearly, senna leaf granules..."

Chen Mu took a deep breath.

Barely managing to control his emotions.

Looking at the two guys with eyes full of incomprehension, "It's not..."

"Wondering if the senna leaf granules we're talking about are the same thing."

"Isn't that stuff a laxative?"

The two guys nodded in unison before Chen Mu, "Yeah!"

"Dr. Chen, as expected of the legendary doctor at the school!"

"You even know senna leaf granules are a laxative!"

Chen Mu felt helpless.

This common medication, basically every medical student has memorized.

But the issue isn't whether he knows the medicine name, is it?

The issue clearly is!

"Knowing it's a laxative, you still dared to eat a whole box?"

"And on an empty stomach?"

Chen Mu took another deep breath, striving to calm himself.

"Even for constipated patients, senna leaf can cause them to go all day with just two packs!"

"The amount you two consumed, it's a wonder you're not running to the bathroom!"

"Which one of you wants to go first? Give me an ID or insurance card!"

The skinny guy was about to sit down holding the table.

The chubby guy suddenly dashed forward in a sprint.

Quickly pulling the skinny guy aside, plopping himself into the consulting chair before Chen Mu.

He casually rested his arm on the wrist pad for checking pulses.

At the same time.

The chubby guy pulled out an ID from his pocket with one hand and slapped it in front of Chen Mu.

"Dr. Chen, my situation is worse than his, let me go first!"

Just as Chen Mu took the ID, not yet placing it into the reader.

The boxed-out skinny guy jumped up, snatching the ID from Chen Mu's hand with excitement.

Glaring at his companion: "You're talking nonsense!"

"You went ten times this morning, I went twelve, clearly, I'm worse off!"

The chubby guy acted righteously, "Exactly! You've gone two more times than I have, means you've detoxed! You've discharged a lot more of the laxatives!"

"But I'm different from you!"

"I went two less times, so there must be more laxatives left in my body!"

"Dr. Chen should see me first, no problem with that!"

—

"Yikes! Is there something wrong with my head, why does that chubby guy sound like he has a point?!"

"Raising my hand timidly, maybe something's wrong with my brain, I also feel the chubby guy's reasoning has a weird bit of logic?!"

"Can someone more professional explain if there's any logic to what the chubby guy said?"

"..."

—

Chen Mu sighed.

Slapping the chubby guy's ID on the table.

Looking towards the skinny guy beside him, "Buddy, give me your ID or insurance card!"

The skinny guy's eyes lit up, "Alright! Dr. Chen!"

Neatly placing his ID on Chen Mu's desk.

While urging his friend, "Come on, didn't you hear, Dr. Chen said to let me check first, hurry and move, make way for me!"

The chubby guy looked helplessly at Chen Mu.

Chen Mu was already pulling up his friend's info on the computer.

"Jiao Jiao!"

He tapped the desk, "Jiao Jiao, sit down, let me check your pulse!"

"Dr. Chen, why not check me first..." The chubby guy reluctantly got up, making way for his friend.

Chen Mu's hand reached for Jiao Jiao's pulse, "You're bigger; you can hold on a bit longer."

"But your friend's case is more severe; if he keeps this up, it could become life-threatening!"

Hearing this from Chen Mu.

The chubby guy immediately shut his mouth, not daring to argue.

Leaving Chen Mu a quieter space for pulse-checking.

Half a minute later.

Chen Mu released his hand.

About to reach for his acupuncture kit.

When he noticed someone entering with a bag of CT scans at the door.

Xu Liang glanced at the new patients in the room.

Momentarily surprised for a small moment.

As expected from Hai City University, how long has it been!

A new batch of crispy university students, "Dr. Chen, the courier's CT has just been done, do you want to look at it now or later?"

Chen Mu raised his hand, and Xu Liang quickly handed over the images.

Turning on the light for viewing the scans.

Chen Mu suddenly turned his head, pointing in Jiao Jiao's direction, telling Xu Liang, "Check his pulse, and let me know your conclusion later."

"Oh, sure." Xu Liang brought himself a stool.

About to sit down.

To check Jiao Jiao's pulse again.

Suddenly!

A foul odor wafted through the room!

Chen Mu stiffly turned his head to see Jiao Jiao's awkward expression, "Doctor, I think I went in my pants."

Without even leaving time for Chen Mu to go into shock.

"Pfft—"

In the school clinic.

A strange noise echoed once again.

The chubby guy accompanying Jiao Jiao desperately covered his face.

A muffled voice came from between his hands, "I... think I did too..."

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