The chubby guy didn't even need to finish his sentence.

Chen Mu could already guess what he left unspoken.

This chubby guy...

Also pooped in his pants!

Just like the chubby guy, Chen Mu couldn't help raising his hand to cover his face.

This job at the university hospital.

Does he really have to do it?!

—

"It truly matches the saying, 'Beside the Hidden Dragon, there's always a Feng Chu...'"

"It's one thing for a university student to poop in their pants, but to do it together with a buddy!"

"New Hai City University rule: It's prohibited to consume an entire box of senna leaf granules or other similar laxatives during school!"

"Future freshmen: Is our school insane? What normal person would eat such a thing, let alone a whole box?!"

"As a fragile university student, I'm numb to this already. I kept wondering why our school has so many absurd rules; turns out it's due to the hard work of so many predecessors..."

"How did Hai City University manage to have both 'Wolong and Fengchu' under its roof?!"

"..."

—

"Dr. Chen, what should we do..."

Jiao Jiao, who has lived for nearly twenty years,

never imagined that simply attending university could lead to something this embarrassing.

Especially in front of a live online audience.

If it weren't for his lack of acting skills,

he might have pretended to faint right there.

Chen Mu's lips twitched involuntarily, "What else can you do, go shower and change your pants!"

"There's a shower in the university hospital, wait while I find the keys."

The chubby guy, equally anxious, asked, "What about the pants?!"

"Do we have to go back like this to get another pair?"

After taking laxatives, they had diarrhea!

Going back along the road,

wouldn't it leave a trail of droppings?!

The chubby guy now felt like he could dig his own grave,

and lie in it!

His dignity for this lifetime would be gone forever!

Looking at the two university students wishing they could bury themselves, Chen Mu let out another deep sigh.

He didn't say a word.

Walked next door.

The accompanying cameraman followed closely behind Chen Mu.

Terrified of missing any spectacular moments.

Chen Mu held the keys.

Went to a room next door without a sign.

After opening the door,

—

"Wow, what's going on here?"

"Can students from other universities chime in? Does your school hospital also have rooms providing clothes to students like Hai City University?"

"Though I'd like to say ours does, it seems we really don't?!"

"Why would a university hospital prepare so many clothes?"

"There are even male and female options, spring and autumn styles, summer and winter styles, and various sizes!"

"Has Hai City University's annual budget all been spent on this, and nobody's reported it?"

"As a humble Hai City student, I raise my hand; these are directional donations from our school's senior bigwigs, school resources can't be wasted."

"This isn't the most absurd part, there's even a senior who donated a park to our school, saying it's too shabby without one..."

"So many senior bigwigs? Why do I feel like Hai City University's fengshui is both great and terrible?!"

"Maybe the bigwigs have absorbed all the good luck, leaving only..."

"Retreat, retreat, quickly retreat! If there are any, that shouldn't be said!"

"..."

—

In the room, Chen Mu found two pairs of pants suitable for Jiao Jiao and his friend.

He even didn't forget to grab two pairs of disposable underwear in the right sizes.

Only then did he step out and lock the door.

"Here, take these and go change..."

Chen Mu returned to the university hospital, ready to send the two students off to change their pants.

Only to see Xu Liang sitting in his chair.

The chubby guy and Jiao Jiao sat across from Xu Liang.

Xu Liang, using one hand for each, took their pulses simultaneously.

Chen Mu raised his eyebrows in surprise, muttering softly, "This kid's got some skills!"

Hearing the voice,

Xu Liang looked up to see Chen Mu at the door.

He hurriedly jumped up from the chair, "Dr. Chen, I just wanted to check on their conditions, definitely not to take over your position!"

He wasn't quite familiar with Chen Mu's personality yet.

But some seniors really care about boundaries.

Chen Mu chuckled and shook his head.

He walked in and handed the clothes to Jiao Jiao and his friend.

Smiling, he asked Xu Liang, "So, what did you find out?"

Xu Liang nodded, "Preliminary judgment: these two patients are experiencing dehydration and gastroparesis."

Chen Mu appreciated him more.

"Very good, tell me your treatment plan."

Xu Liang's gaze unconsciously fell on the pants of the two patients before him.

The two students who had pooped in their pants felt embarrassed and wanted to hide their legs under the desk.

But in reality,

the stench in the room was impossible to disguise.

Xu Liang couldn't help but imitate Chen Mu's sigh, "My plan is to first use acupuncture to stimulate their acupoints."

"So that these two students can momentarily stop having diarrhea, then change into clean clothes and send them to the hospital for stomach wash and nutrient IV..."

Chen Mu curled his lips and looked at Jiao Jiao and his friend.

"Alright, since that's the case, go ahead and give them acupuncture."

"The shower room door is open too, take them over there in a bit."

"There's a red valve at the door of that room, turn it right one circle, and there'll be hot water."

Xu Liang cautiously took the key handed over by Chen Mu.

When he spoke, it was still in that signature lack of confidence, "Dr. Chen, should I really give them acupuncture?"

"Or maybe you should..."

Chen Mu shook his head, "I have other important matters to attend to, you'll be in charge of these two for now."

Saying this,

and not giving Xu Liang another chance to refuse,

Chen Mu picked up his phone and headed to the window.

Watching Chen Mu's back, Xu Liang opened his mouth, but in the end, had no choice but to steel himself.

Letting Jiao Jiao lie on the examination bed, he got ready to do acupuncture.

At the window of the university hospital,

Chen Mu skillfully found Vice Principal Zheng's number in his phone contacts.

He dialed.

As soon as the call connected,

the desperate voice of Vice Principal Zheng came through, "Dr. Chen, can I call you my ancestor, please!"

"There are so many leadership members in our school, can't you just call someone else!"

"I'm not that much younger than the principal, you can't possibly torment just me!"

Chen Mu felt helpless.

He chuckled bitterly, "Vice Principal Zheng, I'm calling you this time not because a student needs surgery. It's just a minor issue with a student..."

"Really?"

The person on the other end clearly didn't trust him much, "If it's nothing, would you still call me?"

"Why can't I just believe you?"

Chen Mu felt helpless, "Really, it's nothing with the student. I'm calling you partly to thank you for generously providing the university hospital with four refrigerators."

"Haha!" Vice Principal Zheng was completely unfazed, "No need to flatter me over such a trivial matter!"

"I am already lying on the hospital floor, I can't get any worse!"

"Just tell me, what's the other reason you're calling?"

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