"Brothers! I just knew, this guy's intentions weren't pure!"

"I'm also Duan Ziyao's roommate, I'm crying and fainting now. How did I not think of such a clever way to dodge military training!"

"Hahaha!! Dying of laughter in the comments, all in the same dorm, look at how sharp this guy is!"

"Maybe all the cunning in this dorm is on him, so Duan Ziyao ended up twisting his foot while pooping!"

"Hahahaha!!! This twisted foot while pooping gag might never die!"

"..."

—

Behind the boy, Su Bingbing couldn't help but drop her jaw.

Goodness.

Thought he was a simple young lad, turns out he's quite tricky.

"Doctor, how is it?"

"Isn't my method great?"

The boy, originally full of confidence, suddenly felt uncertain seeing Chen Mu's indifferent expression.

Finally.

Under the boy's anxious gaze, Chen Mu nodded: "Sounds like it might indeed be a good method."

The boy breathed a sigh of relief, "Dr. Chen, when you get the medicine later, could you help me write a sick leave note?"

"I promise!"

"I'll take good care of Duan Ziyao in the dorm."

Chen Mu's smile didn't change, "It's indeed a good method, but Duan Ziyao doesn't need your care, and I won't write you a sick leave note—you're not sick."

"Why!" The boy started to panic a little.

He completely couldn't figure out what Dr. Chen was playing at.

Didn't Dr. Chen already approve of his method earlier?

Why suddenly…

Chen Mu smiled, "Every year during military training, there are students in similar situations as Duan Ziyao. So, the student council has prepared free volunteer services for the newcomers."

"Rest assured, it won't affect your military training."

The expression on the boy's face cracked layer by layer…

—

"Hahahaha!!! It won't affect your military training, I'm dying of laughter!!! The cunning is always outmatched by wisdom, Dr. Chen!"

"Looks like his tactics have already been used by seniors, and the school has countermeasures!"

"Hiss! This guy is already desperate, one thought to heaven, one thought to hell…"

"Good, good, good! Just like that, don't even think about escaping military training!"

"Right! Best if that Duan Ziyao doesn't escape either, let him train in a wheelchair!"

"Training in a wheelchair, isn't that devilish?"

"..."

—

"Is it just my illusion, or does the queue at the school infirmary seem shorter?"

As they approached the school infirmary, Su Bingbing observed the dwindling number of people waiting and couldn't help but feel a bit bewildered.

The square in front of the infirmary was obviously teeming with people before.

Chen Mu slightly raised the corners of his lips, stepping toward the infirmary.

Su Bingbing followed behind Chen Mu, watching his back.

Unsure if she was overestimating him, she couldn't shake the feeling that everything was within Chen Mu's expectations.

"Even though the queue was long, they could somewhat estimate how long they needed to wait."

"Some were in line because the wait time was acceptable to them; others were purely there for the excitement."

Chen Mu explained kindly as he walked.

"Actually, before your show found me, many students had little awareness of the on-campus emergency services."

"So before I started the emergency call, they all kept lining up steadfastly."

Upon hearing this.

Su Bingbing gradually caught up with Chen Mu's logic, "So you're saying, when the waiting time becomes unknown, a significant number will back out first?"

Chen Mu nodded with a smile, "And those just there for the fun, seeing no excitement, naturally dispersed."

Su Bingbing realized, "So those still in line at the infirmary are the ones really needing urgent care?"

Chen Mu smiled a bit proudly, "Not sure if you noticed a small detail that when we left the infirmary for the emergency, I didn't lock the door."

Su Bingbing recalled and nodded, "I remember you asked the students at the door to watch over the infirmary?"

Chen Mu strode toward the second floor, "Those university students given the responsibility will definitely wait till we return."

Su Bingbing: "..."

—

"Brothers, why do I feel like Dr. Chen not locking the infirmary door was intentional revenge?"

"Is it because these students queuing at the infirmary made him work overtime so he wanted them to experience it too?"

"If it were someone else, I'd say I was overthinking, but since it's Dr. Chen, anything's possible!"

"Dr. Chen who's desperate to get off work is the one working the latest, hahahaha!!!!"

"Where are those who said the school doctor's job was chill? See now how the school doctor works overtime!"

"..."

—

"Doctor, you're back!"

"We just saw your emergency on the live-stream app. That reset move was super cool!"

"Doctor, are there more emergencies to attend to upon this return?"

Chen Mu casually brushed off the excited kids and first took Duan Ziyao's roommate inside for medicine.

Su Bingbing resumed her role as Chen Mu's temporary assistant, "Next student, you can come in!"

"Doctor, I'm not sick."

The boy at the front of the line walked in grinning, winking at Chen Mu.

Chen Mu pointed at the entrance with a bit of a headache, "You want that thing, right? Help yourself."

The boy cheekily took a handful of 'little umbrellas' from the box by the door.

Just as he was about to leave.

"Wait!"

Hearing Chen Mu's voice, the boy tried to run.

Before Su Bingbing could react, she saw a flash of white, like lightning, dash beside her.

In a split second.

Chen Mu had already caught the boy by the back of his collar.

With a faux smile, Chen Mu looked at the boy and pointed to the box by the infirmary door, "Student, if I recall correctly, I said no more than two per person per day."

The boy quietly put the extra 'little umbrellas' back in the box.

Chen Mu turned and re-entered his infirmary, "Next one!"

"Wait… he queued all this time just to get two 'little umbrellas'?" Su Bingbing struggled to comprehend.

Chen Mu nodded as if it were the norm, "These are our school's students, see, aren't they polite?"

Su Bingbing: "They are indeed quite polite…"

But not very polite…

Though he waited for the infirmary owner Chen Mu to return before taking the 'little umbrellas', he grabbed a whole handful!

"Dr. Chen, I'm just grabbing something and going."

The next student went straight for the 'little umbrellas' box after entering.

Chen Mu: "Each person is limited to two per day!"

"Got it, got it! Dr. Chen, maybe ask the school to let us take more at once, so we don't have to come every day!"

Chen Mu: "If you keep taking them like this, you'll be looking for Golden Water Treasure next year…"

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