"No way..."
Bingbing was only halfway through her sentence.
She glanced down.
And saw the boy with a somewhat evasive expression.
She was instantly dumbfounded, looking unbelievably at the boy wearing a respirator, "Classmate, no way, this really isn't the first time you've eaten those mushrooms on that bed..."
Boy: "Woo woo woo..."
This time.
Chen Mu didn't even think, just turned his head and focused his gaze on the cameraman nearby.
Come on!
Fellow from Mushroom Province!
Translate for your fellow countryman!
The cameraman's lips twitched involuntarily, "He said... nothing happened last time, this time he started foaming at the mouth, it definitely has nothing to do with the mushrooms..."
Chen Mu: "..."
Bingbing: "..."
—
"I'm laughing so hard, I've watched this show for so long, it's the first time I've seen a college student render Dr. Chen speechless."
"In this situation, how can any doctor hold up? It's one thing to be reckless, but not even a heavy word can be said!"
"The guy already has a respirator on, and you still want to say something heavy? What if something goes wrong?"
"What I'm most curious about is how the cameraman managed to translate what he was saying, he whooed for so long, I didn't understand a single word?"
"Maybe..."
"The big shots from Mushroom Province have their own unique language..."
"..."
—
Chen Mu looked at the boy lying there.
He sighed softly and silently took out his backup phone.
Skillfully found the principal's number and dialed it.
As soon as the call connected, he heard the principal's particularly anxious voice, "Dr. Chen, are you calling to ask about the student in the operating room?"
"Don't worry, I'm still guarding outside the operating room!"
"The doctor hasn't come out yet, so the person should still be savable."
Listening to the principal's voice.
Chen Mu was silent for a brief moment, "Principal... I'm calling you for something else..."
Just after he finished speaking.
The principal said on the other end, "Dr. Chen, my heart isn't very good."
The next second.
The principal quickly hung up the phone.
Chen Mu frowned at the phone in his hand, "???"
—
"Hahahahaha!!! I'm dying of laughter, the principal's reaction is just too real!"
"Principal: I can't hear bad news right now!"
"Poor principal, one is still waiting to get into the ICU, and now another one comes!"
"Yesterday I thought the school doctor didn't have an easy job, today I think the principal has it worse..."
"Principal: I beg you brittle university students, stop making trouble, let me retire peacefully!"
"Hahahaha!!!"
"..."
—
Chen Mu was frowning at the phone in his hand.
He looked a bit displeased.
Bingbing was about to speak up to comfort Chen Mu a bit.
Suddenly.
Chen Mu's backup phone rang; it was the principal calling back.
Chen Mu answered the call coldly and spoke before the other end could, "Principal, there's been another incident at the school, why don't you just resign due to dereliction of duty?"
Just after he finished speaking.
Once again, the principal quickly hung up the phone.
—
"Principal: I think I heard something terrifying."
"Twice in a row, this call can't continue."
"Starting off with asking the principal to resign, if I were the principal I'd be scared too."
"I finally understand, in a university campus, provoke anyone but the school doctor, because the school doctor's resentment is the greatest in the entire university!"
"..."
—
Bingbing cautiously observed Chen Mu beside her.
Chen Mu had a blank expression, silently staring at the phone in his hand.
The level of gloom on his face.
Even the brittle university student in front of him, wearing a respirator, slowed down his foaming at the mouth.
Not two minutes after the call was hung up.
Chen Mu's phone rang once more, and he answered.
As soon as it connected.
The principal's anxious voice came through, "Dr. Chen, I just took a rapid-acting heart-saving pill, tell me what happened..."
"Before this military training, didn't we already make all the necessary preparations?"
"Having so many school ambulances waiting on campus..."
Chen Mu snorted coldly, "What use is having so many ambulances, when I'm the only medical staff at our school!"
The principal knew he was in the wrong.
Yet he still felt a bit wronged, quietly defending himself, "Dr. Chen, you know, the job postings have been out for a while..."
"But every time people come in for the job, they say within a month that they're afraid of accidents with the students and they don't want to be responsible for medical mishaps..."
"So they quit..."
Chen Mu continued to snort, but his expression softened somewhat.
He was angry.
But as the school doctor of Hai City University, he was well aware of the exact situation at his school.
He knew the principal had tried his best.
He sighed softly and began explaining clearly what had just happened.
Finally, he said, "We are on our way to meet with the 120 emergency team; if nothing unexpected occurs, this student will also be sent to the hospital where you are, Principal."
"His counselor will shortly bring another student to the hospital."
"Have his counselor stay outside the ICU until the parents arrive."
The principal agreed.
He politely stated, "Dr. Chen, rest assured, today I'll arrange for the counselor to transfer the other two students from that dorm room."
"Although under normal circumstances, our school doesn't allow students to change dorms easily."
"But..."
"Special situations require special measures."
Chen Mu glanced at the boy lying in the ambulance, still foaming at the mouth.
Grinding his teeth.
He added another sentence, "There should also be a new school rule! It's forbidden to casually eat mushrooms from your roommate's bed! Even if they're cooked!"
As soon as he spoke.
The boy foaming at the mouth started foaming even more.
—
"Dr. Chen, we're less than a kilometer away from the emergency vehicle,"
Bingbing, who was watching the phone map, reminded.
Chen Mu quickly said, "Principal, the ambulance is here, later have the student's counselor meet his student at the emergency entrance."
He hung up the phone in a hurry.
In no time.
The school ambulance successfully met with the 120 emergency vehicle.
Transferred the foaming student onto the 120 ambulance and clearly communicated with the 120 emergency staff.
The boy's counselor was already waiting at the emergency entrance for the ambulance, and the school would cover all subsequent medical costs and be responsible for the paperwork.
The 120 then took off.
On the way back to the school.
Chen Mu sat in the passenger seat, eyes closed and resting.
Suddenly.
The ringtone of Chen Mu's backup phone rang.
He opened his eyes in fright, this phone was connected to the school infirmary's line.
When the infirmary line goes unanswered, emergency calls get forwarded to his backup phone.
Pressing down on his twitching right eyelid.
Chen Mu just answered the call and heard a familiar wailing, "Dr. Chen, I'm He Congming's roommate!"
"Do you remember us, He Congming is in trouble, he's in the school infirmary now, how much longer until you're back!"
Chen Mu's brows twitched wildly, "The lightbulb-swallowing kid? Didn't he just leave the infirmary? Don't tell me he swallowed a lightbulb again?"
The boy on the other end was about to cry, "He didn't swallow a lightbulb..."
Chen Mu just let out a sigh of relief when he heard...
"He insisted on performing fire-eating for us, burned his mouth, and lost his voice!"
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