Chapter 185: Chapter 185: Who Said This Cat Was Scary? This Cat Is Awesome
"You carry the pole, I ride the horse... May I ask where the road lies? The road is beneath our feet."
The off-key singing became the main theme on the mountain path. After Lu Wu had served all her customers, she took advantage of their post-meal bliss to grab her stall and slip away.
After numerous confrontations, her customers had grown increasingly crafty.
They wouldn’t let her leave even after she sold out of ingredients. Some scheming boys and girls even brought their own raw materials up the mountain, hoping Lu Wu would keep cooking for them.
’Refusing overtime starts with me!’
Chan Yu had secretly told her about this mountain path after seeing how relentlessly pestered she was.
The price was letting him be first in line tomorrow.
A trivial matter. And so, Lu Wu accepted this shady deal.
The scenery along the mountain path was beautiful. Lu Wu, with her large wings, gave her legs a rest. Flying low to the ground, she leisurely took in the surrounding views, cultivating her spirit.
’Just look at all this green—so easy on the eyes. Much prettier than that indecent shade of yellow.’
"La la la!"
Lu Wu hummed a tune and swung her legs, completely letting loose in the deserted mountain forest.
Her singing grew ever more melodious.
Or so it seemed to Lu Wu. In reality, to any other living creature, it was a demonic screech piercing their ears.
The bizarre singing echoed through the forest, startling birds and beasts alike, who then quickly fled from the tone-deaf singer.
’Tsk, I’m so awesome!’
’Giving myself a pep talk where no one can see.’
The smile on Lu Wu’s face widened. Just as she was about to belt out another tune, a roar shook the very ground.
"ROAR!"
The roar made Lu Wu jolt. Her eyes flew wide, her gaze darting around like lightning.
’My concerts are free admission. Please don’t come looking for the performer!’
Unfortunately, things rarely go according to plan.
Amidst Lu Wu’s prayers, a strange noise came from the forest, and it was getting closer.
A rustling sound arose.
It was the sound of some creature’s body brushing against branches as it moved.
’A tiger blocking my path in a place like this.’
’I’m a goner!’
For a moment, Lu Wu even suspected Chan Yu of deliberately trying to murder her so he could inherit her estate.
"Old Li from next door, are you there?"
’When in doubt, call for Old Li.’
But Old Li didn’t answer. What answered her was a massive, tiger-like head.
Its black and white-striped pattern was beautiful, but given its enormous size, Lu Wu figured it could kill her with one sit.
It was a demon beast.
Even if its Spiritual Power was sealed just like hers, demon beasts were born with powerful bodies. Killing her would be as easy as slicing a melon—it couldn’t be simpler.
They were about a dozen meters apart. The demon beast, which resembled a white tiger, revealed only its head as it stared at Lu Wu, its golden eyes seeming to size her up.
"Brother Tiger, I’m just passing through. How about we make a deal? You let me go?"
Lu Wu raised her hands in surrender, begging for mercy.
She put on her most standard smile, trying to persuade Brother Tiger.
Brother Tiger, however, just tilted its head, a hint of confusion in its sharp eyes.
’This human doesn’t seem very bright, but she smells so good.’
Its nose twitched. The scent made the demon beast, with its keen sense of smell, unconsciously bare its sharp teeth.
’Those gleaming white teeth were clearly good teeth—the kind that could bite right through her neck in one go.’
Lu Wu’s heart pounded in her chest.
’Calling for backup isn’t working. Maybe... of the Thirty-Six Stratagems, fleeing is the best.’
"Big wings, I’m counting on you."
She patted her large wings, signaling them to prepare for a full-power takeoff.
’Everyone knows two legs can’t outrun four, but four legs can’t beat a pair of wings.’
’By that logic, my odds are great!’
Just as Lu Wu was preparing to unleash her power, the demon beast suddenly turned and ducked back into the woods. It hadn’t gone far, however, as she could still hear it moving around.
And it was getting closer again.
’Don’t tell me this demon beast is calling for backup, too?’
"Ready..."
She gave the command, about to take off, but then she saw the demon beast dragging a human by the collar in her direction.
The human was so covered in blood that she couldn’t make out their features.
Lu Wu’s eyes weren’t sharp enough to figure out how the person had sustained such bizarre and varied wounds.
It looked as though they had undergone some brutal torture.
"ROAR!"
After dragging the person out, the demon beast stopped a short distance from Lu Wu and nudged the human’s corpse... ah, no, body with its head.
Because Lu Wu could see the person’s chest was still faintly rising and falling.
The person was still breathing.
"You want me to save him?"
Lu Wu guessed, but the demon beast shook its head.
’It can communicate!’
"Then do you want me to help you prepare your ingredients?"
Lu Wu was pondering the feasibility of that idea, but the demon beast shook its head again.
"You’re not inviting me to join you for a meal, are you? Thanks, but I’ll have to decline."
’My diet is varied, but it’s not *that* varied. I don’t eat human flesh!’
"ROAR!"
Frustrated with this human who kept rambling and missing the point, the demon beast let out a roar. It then saw the human in the distance give a full-body shudder, as if terrified.
The demon beast rolled its eyes, speechless.
’What a wimpy human. Can’t even handle a little noise.’
’Forget it. I’ll just have to be merciful.’
Right after that, Lu Wu witnessed a grand transformation... oh, a grand transformation into a small kitty cat.
The majestic tiger-like demon beast instantly transformed into a small kitten no longer than her forearm. Its intertwined black-and-white pattern was exceptionally beautiful.
Its smooth fur swayed gently in the wind, swaying right into Lu Wu’s heart.
’Who isn’t a slave to cats, after all?’
’My hands are itching to pet it.’
Lu Wu impassively observed the little kitten that was casting its spell of temptation on her.
’Could it be that my reputation for having a weakness for cute things has already spread to the Demon Beast World?’
’If that’s the case, I have no choice but to oblige.’
"Meow!"
The demon beast’s cry had turned into a soft meow. It used its sharp claws to slice off a corner of the human’s clothing, then picked it up in its mouth and walked toward Lu Wu.
Lu Wu saw the cold glint of its claws, but she didn’t care.
’What’s wrong with a little kitten having high Combat Power as it wanders the world? That’s just called knowing how to protect yourself.’
’A little kitten’s safety is important, too.’
"Mimi!"
The name slipped out of her mouth. Lu Wu saw the demon beast pause, a host of complex emotions flashing through its eyes. Finally, it continued toward her and leaped onto her lap.
It dropped the piece of cloth and rubbed its head against Lu Wu’s stomach.
"Meow!"
That soft, sweet cry melted Lu Wu’s heart.
’I was wrong.’
’How could I have mistaken such an adorable little kitty for a big, scary, man-eating tiger?’
’I admit my mistake. I’m reflecting on my actions.’
Lu Wu placed a hand on its body. Seeing that it didn’t resist, and in fact even nuzzled its head into her palm, she began to pet the cat with bold confidence.
The reason she was so bold was that her "cheat" had come online.
Uncle Li: Guardian Number One is online. Please feel free to court death as you wish.
The fur in her palm was incredibly soft. A kitten’s body was truly the most wonderful thing in the world.
Lu Wu fought the urge to bury her face in its fur and take a deep huff. She picked up the piece of cloth. She didn’t recognize the fabric, and the style was too common to offer any clues.
But even before she brought it close, she caught a familiar fragrance from it.
This scent was very familiar to her.
"Oh, I get it," Lu Wu realized with a flash of insight. "You want some milk tea."
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