Chapter 591: Sit On a Realm Cultivator to Death

Shi Tuqin and the others changed their facial expressions again.

They suspected Shi Tuyu to be evil, but they could not fully believe it until he confessed himself.

Shi Tumingri scolded, “Scum!”

Elder Xu also sighed and said, “I noticed something was off with what happened to Qin. I can’t believe you were behind it!”

Elder Zhao shook his head and said, “I was too soft on you. I should’ve killed you!”

His father, Shi Tuhaoyue, knew that it was done. His son had confessed. So, he did not try to pretend anymore. He grinned coldly and said, “You’re fishes and we’re the knives. Didn’t expect this day to come, right?! You’ll all die here today!”

A battle including a Realm Cultivator was naturally important. Moreover, the Legendary Beast Sect had two Realm Cultivators. The two of them worked together, so they were more powerful.

It was why the Ministry would not battle them head-on.

They had a spy on the inside. The Legendary Beast Sect lost its most important defense. It was clear who would win the battle.

The East Shadow Guard looked around like he was choosing his rewards. He smiled and said, “This is my biggest gain of all time!”

There were a lot of Demons and Beasts. A lot of cultivators were powerful, too. It instantly refilled the Ministry’s resources. The Minister would be pleased.

“Are you from the Ministry?”

A sudden voice snapped the East Shadow Guard out of it. He furrowed his brows and looked over. He saw a bald dog with leather shorts on.

The dog walked over flamboyantly and calmly looked at him. “What a coincidence. I hate the Ministry the most!”

“A dog?”

The East Shadow Guard had a cold expression. He clearly took notice of Blackie. He would remember Blackie for his behavior.

‘This is a… Weird Dog!’

Shi Tuyu was filled with hatred. He instantly said, “Lord East Shadow Guard, I hate this dog! Please, help me. We must make him pay!”

“Don’t worry, I won’t have mercy on this dog!”

The East Shadow Guard grinned. “The Ministry loves weird Demons or Beasts. Moreover… I was inspired by what happened just now. Your Black Tiger lost his ‘thing’, so I’ll replace it with the bald dog’s ‘thing’. It’s a new experiment. Perhaps we’ll make progress with that experiment.”

‘The Black Tiger and Blackie will be experimented on.’

Shi Tuyu flinched. He clenched his jaw and said, “I’m willing to let you experiment on my Familiar Beast, Lord East Shadow Guard!”

“Good!” The East Shadow Guard gave him a complimentary look.

Suddenly.

A curvy figure came from afar. She glanced and instantly appeared next to the East Shadow Guard.

She had a red dress and a Ghost mask on her head. Invisible pressure emitted from her. Everyone looked over and felt an overwhelming daze.

The East Shadow Guard instantly smiled when she arrived. He said, “Left Messenger, you came just in time.”

The Left Messenger asked, “Is it done?”

“Of course. There were a few mishaps in the process, but I’m always reliable and competent. We got more than we expected this time!”

The East Shadow Guard was utterly proud. Previously, Right Messenger died for no reason. That loser made him look more competent than ever. The Left Messenger would probably admire him.

“Look. All of this is mine!”

He waited for the Left Messenger to be stunned.

As expected, she was stunned.

“This…this is…”

The Left Messenger had wide eyes. She saw the familiar bald dog as she glanced at the place. She immediately gasped.

‘It’s that dog. It definitely is that dog!

‘The Dog wears leather shorts now, but there can’t be another bald dog like that!

‘Why is the dog here? Did the East Shadow Guard fight him?’

She looked into his calm eyes. The Left Messenger’s limbs went cold. She had a bad feeling about that.

The feeling was a déjà vu. She felt like she would be goners again!

Everyone went dead in the face when they saw the Left Messenger. They were extremely horrified.

The East Shadow Guard could take on everyone on the spot, but now, another one showed up. They knew they were hopeless because the East Shadow Guard and the Left Messenger were practically invincible.

“Nice one, Left Messenger! You noticed the dog right away.”

The East Shadow Guard looked at Blackie and instantly complimented the Left Messenger. He smiled and said, “This dog seems to be extraordinary. A bit on the weird side, but not a weak cultivator. Its mentality’s weird, too. It’s not the basic type. Consider him as one of our gains.”

‘One of our gains?

‘Why would you mess with this dog?

‘You psycho!

‘I can’t mess with him, I have to run!

‘I have to save myself!’

The Left Messenger instantly made up her mind.

“Oh yeah, looks like it’s going to rain. I have to go home and fold my clothes. Farewell, goodbye…”

She vanished into the horizon before she finished her sentence. She left faster than when she arrived. She almost left a trail of smoke behind her…

“What clothes? Why did she run so fast?”

The East Shadow Guard was a bit baffled. However, he suddenly felt touched.

“I got it! The Left Messenger must’ve felt like she didn’t do anything, so she didn’t want to steal my credit. She made an excuse to leave! Ha, so mature and considerate!”

He looked at Blackie again with a menacing glint in his eye. He said in a low voice, “Little doggy, have some sense and cooperate with me. Take off your leather shorts. I can minimize your pain!”

Blackie walked over to the East Shadow Guard and said, “You’re a dead man. Feel the wrath of my new leather shorts!”

“Idiot dog, die!”

The East Shadow Guard grinned and reached out to attack Blackie!

A powerful palm figure that contained endless power went toward Blackie.

Blackie lifted his butt at the palm figure.

Then, the leather shorts shined brightly with a black hue. The magical shine rose to the sky and blew the palm figure away like it was dust in the wind.

The East Shadow Guard was taken aback. “Huh? I underestimated the leather shorts.”

Then, Blackie leaped to the sky and attacked the East Shadow Guard!

Blackie suddenly turned around mid-air and aimed his butt at the East Shadow Guard. He lifted his butt and fell from the sky like a comet!

It was an outstanding sight.

“How dare you?! Die!”

The East Shadow Guard was so enraged. He looked at the dog butt and felt the biggest insult in his entire life. His menacing aura was almost boiling.

“How dare you point your butt at me? I’ll bust your butt open!” he angrily yelled. Then, an endless Power of Law came over him. His powers were activated and it seemed to be endless. A terrifying aura was emitted from him. It made most of the cultivators fall to the ground because they were overpowered by the aura. They were pressed against the ground.

However, the aura did not affect the butt at all. It continued to fall!

Roar!

He roared and formed a gigantic Human figure behind him with endless Power of Law. The figure raised both hands, attempting to defend against Blackie!

The butt was sparkling as it crashed into the hands!

Fume—

The Human figure was instantly penetrated. The East Shadow Guard looked horrified. It was clear that he could not dodge the attack.

Blackie sat on the East Shadow Guard with his butt!

Poof!

The East Shadow Guard vanished on the spot. He was gone.

Blackie slowly stood up and patted his butt. Everyone finally snapped out of it.

“He… He—he—he died?!”

“Incredible. The Realm Cultivator died because the dog sat on him!”

“What a scary pair of leather shorts! It blocks the attack of a Realm Cultivator and it kills powerful beings! This is such a mystery!”

“I made fun of that dog and his leather shorts earlier. I’m so dumb.”

“That dog’s an ultimate bigshot!”

The plot twist messed with their brains. They were mind blown.

The Left Messenger was far gone, but she kept her attention on the place. The Left Messenger jolted. She could sense that the East Shadow Guard was no longer alive!

Her new ally was goners before he could even shine…

‘Too scary!

‘Thankfully, I ran fast!’

The Left Messenger suddenly felt a tingle from her spine. She shivered and fastened her pace.

Blackie looked in the direction where the Left Messenger left. He pondered.

“What a familiar scent. She runs fast every time. So decisive on betraying her teammate, how interesting. Should I capture her and toy with her?”

Roar!

Suddenly, the Golden Green Face Lion interrupted his thoughts with a roar. It finally snapped. It had bloodshot eyes and spiky fur. It was utterly ferocious.

It feared Blackie, so it tried to attack Blackie!

Blackie slightly frowned and raised one of his dog paws. He strangled the lion by the throat and tossed it into the sky.

Then, he flicked his other dog paw.

Slap! Slap! Slap!

He slapped the lion hard on its head—three slaps on the spot.

The Golden Green Face Lion was dizzy from the slaps. Its mane was messy.

It growled meekly.

Slap! Slap! Slap!

Blackie slapped it three times again without hesitation.

The Golden Green Face Lion immediately cowered with fear. It growled meekly in a soft voice.

Meow—

“Hm. You’re back.”

Blackie let the lion go and casually tossed it to the ground. He smilingly told Cultivator Tianhong, “It’s easy to deal with deranged Beasts. Just slap them like I did and they’ll stop being crazy.”

Cultivator Tianhong opened his mouth. In the end, he gulped. He weakly said, “Thank… Thanks, Lord Dog.”

The others were also baffled. They were speechless.

‘Easy to slap a Realm Cultivator Beast?

‘Do you think anyone can do it?!’

Everyone had to accept an undeniable truth. Blackie was perverse on the outside, but his powers were even more perverse. He was perverse from the inside out.

Shi Tumingri flew over as he cheered, “Nice one, Lord Dog! Thanks for saving our lives, Lord Dog!”

He was extremely stunned. He had a new profound understanding of how powerful the expert was.

The rumors were not as convincing as witnessing it with his own eyes in the end.

The dog of the expert was so powerful. How powerful would the expert be? It was unimaginable.

Blackie casually said, “No need to thank me. My Master made the leather shorts for me. I only wanted to try it out. Also, I hate the Ministry!”

Shi Tumingri and the others were taken aback again.

‘The expert made the awesome leather shorts?’

‘How did he do that?!’

‘No wonder he can simply give away a Chaos Spiritual Treasure brush. He probably creates Chaos Spiritual Treasure!’

‘Scary, terrifying!’

Shi Tumingri felt his heart thump. He immediately straightened up and said, “Lord Dog, the Legendary Beast Sect is indebted to your Master! Not only for this, but he also saved my daughter, Shi Tuqin. We’re too grateful and we’re unable to repay him!

“I’ll make Qin the Sect Master right away. She’s your Master’s study servant after all. The Legendary Beast Sect will be one of the expert’s small pawns. Feel free to order us anytime.”

Qin Zhongshan and Bai Chen screamed internally. They were too careless. Shi Tumingri was straight-up the king of bootlickers. He bootlicked to the extreme.

They would not allow it. They hurriedly said, “Lord Dog, I’m willing to be the expert’s pawn too. Let me do it!”

“To be honest, becoming the expert’s pawn is my ultimate dream. Please, fulfill my dream.”

Blackie did not care. However, he remembered what Qin Manyun said about the Eldritchs. He felt like his Master needed pawns, too. So, he said, “Whatever. Just remember to work hard for my Master.”

Qin Zhongshan and the others were overjoyed. They kept nodding with excitement. “For sure! For sure!”

Then, everyone looked at Shi Tuyu and his father.

They looked dead in the face. They clearly had a mental breakdown.

Their good ending had a sudden plot twist. Their failure was hard to watch.

It was too unexpected and unavoidable. The two cool and awesome Realm Cultivators were about to wipe them all out.

Then, without warning, one of them betrayed her teammate. The other Realm Cultivator was killed by a pair of leather shorts within a second. Two helpers were left to say ‘oh sh*t’…

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