Oh My God! Earthlings are Insane!

Chapter 1211 - Roommate


Chapter 1211: Roommate

Translator: EndlessFantasy Translation Editor: EndlessFantasy Translation

In front of the two well-defined battle formations were two burly men that looked like iron towers.

The burly man on the left was over two meters tall and had a face with mixed characteristics of a fierce tiger and a hungry wolf. His huge mouth protruded forward and his teeth were interlaced.

Coupled with his face that was covered in scars and his scarlet eyeballs that stuck out due to the pressure of the scars, his appearance that was filled with a murderous aura was more like a howling mountain than the wolf cavalry that was surrounding the Great Horn Army. He resembled a predator that roamed the wilderness.

In fact, part of the blood of the Wolf Clan flowed in this strong man’s body.

However, below the head of the arena canines, his granite-like body was covered with large scales and carapaces that looked like reptiles.

At first glance, he looked like an extremely vicious wolf head that grew on the cavities of crocodiles.

It was a very obvious characteristic of a mixed-blood.

It was also an indelible mark of the rat people.

The muscular man who looked like a “crocodile wolf” was already tall enough.

The muscular man on the right was actually two to three heads taller than him and an arm’s width wide. From the looks of it, his weight was at least more than a hundred kilograms.

He was like a brown bear standing on its hind legs, and his body was densely covered with hair that looked like steel brushes. It was even denser than a real brown bear’s. A bunch of bright red hair grew on his chest, forming the shape of a new moon, it was unknown whether he was born this way, or whether he was immersed in a mountain of corpses and a sea of blood during a life-and-death battle, but because of the high-intensity operation of the vitality magnetic field, a majestic and awe-inspiring appearance gradually grew.

The muscular man who looked like a crocodile wolf held two crescent-shaped sabers with profound runes engraved on them, as if they had just been dug out from the depths of the earth and were emitting waves of ancient aura.

The two crescent-shaped sabers seemed to be able to connect their heads and tails, forming a complete ring-shaped sharp blade. Not only could it firmly protect all the vital parts of his body, but it could also whistle and fly through the air, reaping lives..,

the muscular man, who looked like a brown bear, was carrying a huge mace on his shoulder. The mace was also exuding the scent of soil and rocks that had been nurtured for billions of years, it was probably the femur of a certain enormous beast from a long time ago. After being soaked in spirit energy for a long time, the femur contained a lot of tiny crystal elements, which were now crystal clear and glittering, even though it was resting on the shoulders of the muscular man, it was still emitting a murderous aura that was not to be trifled with.

The two muscular men with unusual bones and the marvelous weapons in their hands were like two bottomless vortexes that had sucked out all the air around them.

Besides, the muscular men standing behind them, who were gnashing their teeth and looking fierce with their muscles taut and the veins on their temples throbbing nonstop, were also burning with invisible flames of war, they were crazily consuming their precious oxygen.

The onlookers, including Leaf, who were wandering around with hesitant expressions, felt their mouths becoming dry, and they could not breathe.

“Mountain Dog, you cowardly b*stard!”

The two sides were in a stalemate for a long time. The strong man on the right, who looked like a bear, finally could not hold back the raging flames in his chest. He swung the mace made of the thigh bone of the giant beast and smashed it heavily on the ground, the impact caused circles of ripples to appear on the ground. The hearts of the people around them also jumped three times.

“Could it be that you have already been scared out of your wits and forgotten everything, b*stard?”

The brawny man who looked like a bear had a furious look on his face. His face was full of disbelief, and his eyes were filled with thousands of blood capillaries. It was as if they were going to turn into thousands of sharp throwing knives that whistled out of his eye sockets. He slashed the brawny man who looked like a crocodile and wolf into a thousand pieces.

He roared in an incomparably hoarse voice. “Have you forgotten how, when we were lowly slaves, we and our relatives, friends, and compatriots were enslaved, humiliated, and exploited by those who called themselves ‘masters,’ and even killed at will for no reason?

“Have you forgotten how many people died tragically from the masters’ whips with sharp thorns and barbs embedded in them? How many people had their palms and feet nailed by the masters and hung high above the city wall to endure the scorching sun until they died from heat exposure? How many people had their hands and feet broken by the masters, who also cut open their wounds and threw them into the bloody mouths of hungry totem beasts? How many people were beaten to death by the masters like human sandbags in the name of cultivation!

“Have you forgotten that when we finally couldn’t stand it anymore and rebelled under the Ancient Dream Saintess’ lead, those masters who seemed to be awe-inspiring and invincible in the past became so pathetic that they couldn’t even withstand a single blow. They were also human beings who could be killed with swords, fists, and even fangs just like us!

“Have you forgotten how many of our brothers and old friends died right in front of us in order to save Our Lives!

“When they died, their eyes were wide open. With their bloody hands, they grasped our armors tightly and entrusted the future to us!

“It was not until we promised that we would carry on their legacy and follow their unfinished journey and turn the entire Picturesque Orchid Lake upside down that they slowly closed their eyes and died with satisfaction.

“You promised, Mountain Dog. You promised your old brothers and friends that you would fight to the last breath just like them. You would not bend over, bow your head, or stop at the last drop of your blood!

“Have you forgotten all these words, all these vows, and everything, Mountain Dog?”

Although the muscular man, who was as fierce as a brown bear, stopped waving his enormous spiked mace, Mountain Dog’s eyes and mouth twitched.

However, his thunderous roars still blew up the air before the muscular man who was known as Mountain Dog, raising layers of shock waves that caused the corners of Mountain Dog’s eyes and mouth to twitch. He wore an expression that did not seem like he was laughing or crying. It was an expression of desolation, despair, and helplessness.

“No… I have not forgotten… every face, every scar, every victory, every sacrifice of everyone, and of course, every oath… I remember them all clearly. I will never, ever forget them!” Mountain Dog said in a deep voice, emphasizing each word.

Every syllable seemed to be mixed with seventeen or eighteen barbs, and when it was squeezed out from the depths of the throat, it brought out lumps of flesh and blood that were like arrows.

“Then how dare you say such words? How dare you make the proud rat warrior surrender to that despicable corpse-eating dog? You traitor!” Mountain Dog roared angrily

The bear-like brawny man could not contain his rage, and in the end, he actually spat out a mouthful of thick, bloody phlegm from his throat that was spewing fire. With a “pah” sound, it precisely hit Mountain Dog in the face.

Mountain Dog’s loyal subordinates and brothers, who had been training and fighting with him for years, were behind him.

Seeing that their commander had been humiliated, the people roared one after another. The sabers and swords that were already spitting flames of war seemed to be adding oil to the fire, and they suddenly shone to a whole new level.

Behind the brawny man who looked like a bear, there were also a lot of brothers who had risked their lives.

They all smashed the heavy weapons such as battle axes, war hammers, and spiked clubs into the ground brutally, creating terrifying waves that numbed the scalp and the soles of their feet at the same time.

Seeing that a bloody battle was about to break out, it was inevitable that their comrades would fight each other.

However, the muscular man known as Mountain Dog raised his arms high and clenched his fists, stopping the impulse of his brothers behind him.

“Red Bear, I don’t need to tell you what kind of person I am. Everyone in the White Bone Battalion… no, the entire Great Horn Army knows everything!”

Mountain Dog was expressionless. He slowly wiped off the blood-stained saliva and spoke, enunciating each word. “In all the previous battles, haven’t I fought with you at the forefront?

“When faced with the clan warriors who were wearing totem armors and seemed to be undefeatable like the arrival of gods and devils, have I ever frowned and suffered less cuts than you? Have I suffered less injuries than you?

“Do you think that people like me are really afraid of death?

“That’s right. Everyone knows that Mountain Dog and Red Bear are the two bravest, most injured, and most unafraid of death in the Great Horn Army. Even if we ever get crushed into pieces and fall into the bloody mouths of the totem beasts, we would still use our last breath and broken arms to take all the beastly treasures!”

Red Bear growled. “It is precisely because of this that I have always regarded you as my best friend. I thought that we could walk side by side until the end of this journey. Even if one of us was unfortunate enough to fall on the road, one would still be able to embed the bones of the other into his weapon and smash the heads of those b*stards!

“That’s why I don’t understand, Mountain Dog, how a fearless man like you could say the word ‘surrender!’”

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