Female complications, day 31 Click.

Once again Kari has had trouble sleeping and is a bit of a zombie when they wake us up. Iselin has also been thinking, but from a different point of view and had no problem sleeping, and both Kari and I think that she finds it all too easy to absorb the content of movies and modern culture. Once again, I've had to explain what smoking is, and how it's bad for your health and how foul smelling it is for everyone. But addiction is addiction, and they are well aware that some drink way too much or use mushrooms and such. To no surprise, Iselin really loved Lorraine's clothes, shoes and sunglasses, but both of them probably got a lot of clothing ideas, and many screenshots have been saved. Then Kari and Iselin react differently to love scenes, especially when it involves two women with each other. I had never woken up with two women before I came to Midgård, but since I came to Alfheimr it has become common. It's such a contrast between the way Iselin and Kari sleep, with Kari being surprisingly ladylike even while sleeping, and always on her back or side, while Iselin is a mess with funny postures and her hair all over the place, and sometimes some cute drooling and faint snoring too. Both are lovely and beautiful, but in their own way. Although I prefer not being woken up by hair in my mouth, or a hand or arm in my face, that is seldom enough that I accept it.

Pedr shows up so we can discuss an update of Thrymheim that I have been contemplating, and sambos think is a good idea. Haera-Skirlaug and so on, have shown that we may need space that are currently unused, and even if it is not needed now, it is good to plan for the future. This is certainly the case for the two attic rooms in the south side corners of Thrymheim, which are relatively spacious, but rather dark spaces. So the idea is to install a dormer window on the roof of each room, as a nice south facing window will let in significantly more light and give some extra headroom too. It will literally be copies of the existing dormer windows in the adjacent attic rooms that Caecilia and Haera have. The attic room in the north side corner above my bed and Ciara's bedroom already has a dormer, as the north facing roof have more dormers than the south side since I made them storage rooms for food, weapons and stuff. All three corner attic rooms will be remodelled to make them more habitable, and with nicer floors etc, which in addition to extra windows on the two south side rooms includes different and better insulation, and moving water tanks for my toilet etc.

Pedr still know exactly how the dormer work was done then Thrymheim was built, and sees no problem at all in doing it, and points out that we actually have such windows available as they one of the standard sizes, so as long as the weather is good they can prepare and do enough to install a dormer's exterior in one day, and do the interior of the room in another day. And he means now in winter. I was thinking in the spring, but sure, it's reasonably insulated from the rest of the house so just a day or two won't matter much for heating, and if Pedr thinks they can manage it on a short winter day and get the roof and exterior in place, then it might as well just be done when they have time to spare, and sambos agree.

I'm working on three arc lamps while waiting for the oiled wooden parts of the kinetic sculpture to dry before we do the final assembly, when Jane knocks and comes in without waiting.

The metronome project and other things have made Jane very used to visiting or working in the workshop, but I can't help being a little annoyed that she didn't wait for my word to come in, and she's disturbing my alone time. Everyone knows I sometimes just like to be alone, but with so many sambos that time is becoming scarce, and more so since more started working in the workshop. I can just ask for more alone time, but it is what it is, and I am slowly getting used to it, and having Iselin or Ciara in here is mostly just nice, except when I want to be alone. Iselin's energy, enthusiasm and curiosity are infectious and often makes me in a good mood, and Ciara because she's just happy to sit quietly and work, in a comfortable silence and stillness. Jane and Kari are also nice but too disinterested in most things I do, and tends to distract. Caecilia can't quite get away from her natural flirtatiousness and it's always in the back of my mind that she'd like us to have sex in here on or against something. Which has happened.

It's luxury trouble for sure, but sometimes it's just nice to be alone.

Jane looks so terribly content as she pulls out a chair, sits on it and leans back, just devilishly content and happy. That's not a good sign.

"So... " Ah, English, so something she doesn't want the others to understand if they happen to overhear, or because she can speak fluently and really get her point across, although I can answer in Swedish or Norse, and she sometimes prefers it so I can explain some unusual word to her. "You know the feeling when you make something and realise there is a little piece or fault bothering you? No one but you will care or even notice it, but it is annoying?" She is well aware I know it very well, but I nod, still no idea what she is talking about. "You know my epic painting? There was a small detail I wanted to fix, slightly the wrong shade of colour on a couple of spots and I wanted to fix a detail." She has figured out the painting is stuck. And with that smug face and way of telling me, she must have managed to open the secret door and of course explored. Jane sees me react and she becomes more smug and her eyes sparkle.

"Imagine my surprise and confusion in discovering that the painting is stuck to the wall. No longer hanging on a nail. I couldn't understand why you done it or even how, since there were no visible screws or nails. I was about to ask you to help me take it down, when it got me thinking, since knowing you there had to be a reason, and not just because crooked hanging paintings annoy you. Then I realised that the fireplace and the wall to the library on the other side is wrong. Way. Too. Thick. Like there was a narrow space between the rooms. We both know about bookcases with secret doors, but try as I might I couldn't find a catch that would open any of the bookcases. But why was the painting stuck all around? So I went back to my painting. I felt around the edges, and noticed something just a little off on the underside. Guess what happened when I pushed it? Click!"

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I've known where her story is going, and she knows it, but she enjoys telling me so I let her enjoy her moment. Jane leans forward and stares into my eyes. Her eyes sparkle with joy that matches her face. She is so enjoying this.

"You wonderful utterly sneaky bastard! I went exploring in the dark with my phone as a torch. I saw the backside of the bookcase door and its lock. The hatch and the extra doors with what I guess are felt and bags for soundproofing. I found the light switch and followed the pipes down the hatch. It annoys me that I never wondered where the plumbing was for your toilet or the hidden dining room sink, but now I know! I really know! I searched the hidden room! Thoroughly! So I found the knot hole latch for the secret door under the stairs. You and Kari have a secret sex dungeon right under the bloody dining room sofas! A sex dungeon! Cheeky! I saw the cross, the bed, the leather, the toys, the rings on the walls and ceiling and everything else! I also saw how you soundproofed it and the door that must go to the other secret cellar, the one that I already know about... " Jane's eyes grow wide and her smug expression fades, passing from half shock, to smiling, and I feel my own smug smile growing.

"You devious magnificent bastard! Ciara just told me there was a secret cellar and you showed me the least secret part, and Ciara must know everything! It never occurred to me that there might be more than one secret room! I was so happy standing there under the mezzanine, thinking I knew the big secret, telling you to convert it to a sex dungeon, not knowing that was the least secret room! You said it was a bad idea, no soundproofing and you didn't want it! Of course you didn't, because you already had a secret sex dungeon in a much more hidden cellar space behind another more hidden room, behind the bloody shelves down there. You addressed all those points with soundproofing, lights, ventilation, discrete exits, mounting points and accessories. The sex dungeon even got its own bloody mini toilet! You're so devious it is marvellous! I love it! I really love it! Oh, I really love you Robert! Bravo. Bra-vo!"

Jane gives me a little silent applause and her face shows how impressed she is and really appreciates it, and I accept her applause with a small bow. I don't think I'll bother telling her the real schedule when everything was built.

"Who knows? How many more glorious secrets are there here? I'm going to go over this place with a magnifying glass poking... everything!"

Jane's eyes light up and I guess she was really looking forward to finding out more, but it's a bad idea as more people will be curious, and there are alarms and can be frustrating for her. I can't help but smile confidently and give her my own smug face.

"Of course there are more secrets! Duh! Some of this buildings design isn't just for looks or practical matters. And some you might never know! And you really shouldn't be looking for some of them, or poking things - remember the hidden handles - and a few secrets have alarms on them. When it comes to the secret doors in the library and painting, you have to be careful in using them so they stay secret. Learn to use the hidden peepholes and listen through the horn before going out or in. Plan your entry and exit, and what to say if someone questions why you just came out of that room. I'm actually a bit surprised and disappointed that it took you this long to notice that wall. The dining room wall isn't that discrete since it really was a late addition as the other is a load carrying wall with a fireplace, and putting the wall on the other side would take too much space from the library. But yes, you're now my Älskarinna, so I can show you a few more secrets and explain what the handles do. It is honestly mostly safety related, although there is a secret vault too. And by the way?"

I lean forward so that our faces are only a few centimeters apart.

"All guards except Raneigh knows about the sex dungeon, and of course Iselin, Kari and Ciara. You didn't and neither does Caecilia - at least I think not, because then she would probably like to try it. Only Elvira in the staff knows about the semi-secret cellar under the mezzanine and stairs that you knew about before, but not the rest. The room under the library is the secret library, there just isn't any books or stuff there yet. We call the dungeon the b-room which might be overheard as bedroom. The cross in the b-room haven't been used yet, and it has been two months since the b-room got it, and it's slowly driving Kari mad, but down there her will doesn't matter, and she do enjoy me ignoring her wish at testing it. Trust me when I say people have been quietly relaxing in the dining room sofas or studying maths, when Kari have been wrapped up tight in leather, strapped to the bed, drooling and moaning around the gag-ball, with a plug up her ass and getting fucked silly under their feet. It's the usual study room, but also a nice quiet room to relax and read in - maybe on a phone."

Smug face on. Jane has participated in various studies, sat in there and sometimes laid in the sofa while reading, especially after she found my book catalogue on the tablet, because she likes the sofas and it's quieter than the mezzanine. Although I don't think we've had sex while she's been reading there, she can't know, and I can see Jane's mind starting to turn, her eyes getting big and her chin dropping.

"You Jane, have been naughty. So very naughty. I guess you should be 'punished'. If you want to accept your 'punishment' you now know just the place for it, but be warned; down there your will doesn't matter. We have talked about it and used a little bondage before, so you know the only things that will stop the games."

Jane throws herself around my neck so we almost fall over to the floor, and hungrily tongue kiss and hugs me. Holy shit!

"Let me shower, wash and dress appropriately, then I'm going to be yours for as long as you want to punished me! Just give me 30 minutes!"

Jane gives me one last kiss before bouncing up and away. I almost need a cold shower just after that, and a shower before is a good idea.

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